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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) Poster

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Paco Bell: America isn't ready to accept a gay Mexican chicken sandwich.

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[from trailer]

Arbie: They are very slowly approaching the entrance!

Micki: They'll break through faster than the five minutes it took me to turn Wendy into a full blown lesbian!

Arbie: Damn it! Well we need action before they turn the glass into lesbians!

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Humus: The chicken... the chicken has declared jihad on us all.

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Humus: [Looks at the blood covered walls] That reminds me. I need a tampon.

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[from trailer]

Protestor: General, what are these tiny little bumps all over my chicken?

The General: [thinking fast] Uh... those are our new... Flavor Pods!

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Denny: Mothafucka!

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General Lee Roy: And for the record, having a diaper fetish is a completely normal, healthy, and harmless bedroom activity.

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Arbie: Carl Junior, it's me, Arbie. I know somewhere deep within the bowels of this creature you've become lives the soul of the beautiful racist, animal-fucking, inbred trailer-thrash I know and love.

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Arbie: You just won the contest.

Chicken Denny: What contest?

Arbie: The wet t-shirt contest, motherfucker!

[opens fire]

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The General: Oh, it's just as my old grandpapa used to say: "Hey junior, get over here with them matches! This cross ain't gonna burn itself!"

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Wendy: I'm sorry Arbie, but how could I ever love someone that wants me to eat cock?

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Denny: You know they always say you can tell the size of a cock by standing down from its beak all the way to its tailfeathers.

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Chicken Zombie: I know it's fattening, but I love the skin.

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Arbie: Say, where did you get this gun?

Mature Arbie: I've got a whole stash of them here. I keep them hidden here with the childrens' promotional items. I was going to be an alienated employee who kept to himself and then went on a murderous rampage this afternoon.

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Carl Jr.: Would you look at the size of my woodpecker.

[Directing everyone to look at his penis at the end of the mop handle that is shoved through his rectum]

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Crazy Ron: You fools! This restaurant was built on anicent Tromahawk tribe sacred burial ground! Get out of here while you still can! Get out! Save yourselves! Save yourselves!

[changing his tone]

Crazy Ron: And... Uh, I'll have one Sloppy Jose value meal.

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Arbie: [after seeing his exact same tattoo on Old Arbie and ominous lightning goes off] That's strange. Nobody said anything about thunderstorms in windowless basements.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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