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The Insatiable (2006)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror, Romance | November 2006 (USA)
A drab, run-of-the-mill guy witnesses a vampiress devour a bum and becomes so infatuated with her, he tracks her down and traps her in a basement so she can't kill again.
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Javier
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Detective Michael Loper
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Ronnie Klein
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Cindi
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Female Detective
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Sammy
Natalia MacLeod ...
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Meter Reader
Joe Grzebyk ...
Shop Foreman
Zack Gamble ...
Frat Boy #1
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Harry Balbo, a nerdy and spineless flange salesman, witness a violent killing by a gorgeous female vampire in a alley. Nobody believes him, neither does the police. Obsessed by the woman, Harry soon contacts a neighbor named Strickland, who is a vampire hunter, because he wants to find her. They begin to track the zone where she hunts to locate her refuge... Written by johnnyber

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Once you've tasted the afterlife, there's no turning back. See more »


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$700,000 (estimated)
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2.35 : 1
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Goofs

When the Vampire pulls Javier through the bars, he fits easily, therefore, the Vampire should have been able to escape at any time. Also, when he is being pulled through, his hand "bends" the bars slightly, showing that they are not as hard as thought. See more »

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Harry Balbo: [talking at work] As a matter of fact the other day she said to keep her eye out for someone tasty... so I immediately thought of you, Javi. I hope you don't mind.
Javier: You've come to the right man, Harry. I mean, I don't mean to blow my own horn, but I am a sexual tyrannosaurus... rex!
Harry Balbo: I know... I know. That's why I think that maybe you might be able to take care of her. You might be able to give her what she needs. Keep her satisfied.
Javier: Well, Harry, if she is half the girl you say she is, I'll give ...
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References Family Feud (1976) See more »

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Getting Closer
Written by Jake La Botz
Performed by Jake La Botz
Courtesy of Joseph Street Records
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Lightweight but fun vampire flick with decent production values
22 June 2008 | by (England) – See all my reviews

"The Insatiable" is a well-made vampire comedy horror with a decent cast and direction. Sean Patrick Flanery plays Harry Balbo, a man who witnesses a horrific vampire killing during his visit to his local convenience store. Balbo becomes obsessed with tracking the beautiful female vampire (Charlotte Ayanna) down and is successful in imprisoning her in his basement.

Ayanna is a convincing screen siren and it's easy to see how Balbo becomes her unwitting helper. Michael Biehn plays a seasoned vampire hunter - it's a small role but he makes the most of it.

7 out of 10. The ending's a bit rushed but this is a reasonable horror comedy. Worthy of a rental.


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