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Hash: Spike got busted, man! He was wanted by the feds for dealing, and that's why he's been hiding out on Weesteria Lane...
Mary Jane: Dammit! I wish I would of known... I'm all out.
Sensi: Hey, Mary Jane, who's that hottie in my garden?
Mary Jane: He's the gardener.
Chee: Isn't he a little young, even for you?
Sensi: I like them young. They're easier to train.
Mary Jane: Trust me, dude, you broke up with that loser you called a boyfriend, like, three weeks ago. That's like, forever.
Sensi: So is this guy hot?
Hash: Man, he's like sex on a stick.
Chee: [bursts in drunk] Oh, my God, you guys, I'm in love!
Mary Jane: Damn. You too? I need to start pimpin' the street corner.
Mary Jane: I remembered reading on the internet that if I smoked 1,256 bong riffs, the amount of THC would be enough to kill me.
Spike: Hey, I like your wheels.
Hash: Thanks, it's a hybrid. I think more people should be ecofriendly.
Cop: Get out of the car!!
Spike: [while being handcuffed] Please, please don't bust me. My parents will kill me! Come on man, it's just weed! Legalize it, don't criticize it!
Chee: [drunkenly] What the hell are you doing here, you backstabbing bitch?
Hash: Chee, I am far too stoned to get into this right now.
Mary Jane: And I'm far too sober.
Spike: [while Chee and Hash kick the shit out of each other] Man, this is kinda hot!
Sensi: Hey, whatcha growing there?
Sam "The Gardener": Promise not to tell anybody...
[pulls back a bush to reveal a hidden pot garden]
Sam "The Gardener": I got plants in all my customers gardens.
Sensi: Sweet!
Sam "The Gardener": This one's Purple Kush, and this one's AK-47, and this one here...
[Sensi and Sam simultaneously touch the bud]
Sam "The Gardener": This one's my baby. I call her Sensimillia.

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