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2006

13 Mar. 2006
Pilot
Christine Campbell is a recently divorced mother who runs her own gym, for other working woman who come to work out 30 minutes. She brings her boy Richard Jr. 'Richie' to his new, exclusive school on the first day of third grade, and finds it impossible to make him -or his in-living uncle Matthew- share in her excitement. She quickly finds the other mothers are wealthy and spoiled, looking down upon working class. Her ex Richard Sr. Campbell is there too, and not only suggests she brought the kid more for her own ego then for his future, but is seen on the parking lot...
 
13 Mar. 2006
Supertramp
Christine finally hooks up with a new guy, only to discover that he's pathetic and has a child at Ritchie's school.
 
20 Mar. 2006
Open Water
Richie dreads going to his first swimming lesson. Barb sets Christine up on a blind date. At the restaurant while waiting for her date, she meets someone else waiting for his blind date. They get along better than their set up dates.
 
27 Mar. 2006
One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Christine is going on her fifth date with Burton, who is just a little bit too handsome for Richard's comfort. So he proceeds to sabotage their private time. Later, he comes to his senses and invites Christine and Burton on a dinner with him and the New Christine to make amends. Somehow, things go a bit wrong...
 
3 Apr. 2006
I'll Show You Mine
Christine and Burton have been on a date ten times and now it's time to take the next step. Christine introduces Burton to her child, but Burton shocks her by saying he'll do the same "when the time is right".
 
10 Apr. 2006
The Other F Word
Christine encourages an African-American couple to enroll its child in Ritchie's school to increase diversity, only to find out after the fact that they're raging homophobes.
 
17 Apr. 2006
A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Having broken up with Burton, Christine forgets that she has switched nights of care-taking of Richie with Richard since she was going to see a play with Burton. She wants to switch back to the original schedule, but Richard has already other plans for the next day. So Christine concedes and ends up spending the evening alone, since Matthew is with his new, clingy girlfriend Natalie (who is never seen again after this).
 
24 Apr. 2006
Teach Your Children Well
Christine takes care of setting up Ritchie's birthday party herself after learning that she can't afford a party planner, which will certainly draw the attention of the school's other snobbier parents.
 
1 May 2006
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine is feeling anxious over the parents' night at Richie's school. Richard then just happens to suggest that Richie finally meet the New Christine. Christine turns to Matthew for opinions because she thinks Richie is not ready. Matthew's ingenious solution is not to answer Richard's calls - therefore the meeting can be postponed indefinitely! So Christine has to confess to Richard that it is actually she who is not ready.
 
8 May 2006
No Fault Divorce
Matthew goes through old family photo albums and finds only two photos in which he appears. Matthew becomes fixated to the idea that he's been left out. Then Christine points out that it is someone else in the other photo. Richard becomes angry at Christine, because she is so controlling about everything. Christine just sees Richard as helpless, in need of her telling how things should be done. Then she accidentally meets Hillary, Richard's old marriage counsel. Hillary asks how Richard is doing and Christine manages to force Hillary to voice her opinion that the ...
 
15 May 2006
Exile on Lame Street
Christine freaks out when she learns that Richard and New Christine are planning to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert.
 
22 May 2006
Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Christine meets a woman at her son's school who shares her disdain for the snooty mothers who look down on her.
 
22 May 2006
A Fair to Remember
While at her son's school signing up to help at the upcoming fair, Christine runs into ex-boyfriend Burton, whose son recently enrolled. Seeing him rekindles her interest and her hopes soar when he seems interested in her, too.
 
18 Sep. 2006
The Passion of the Christine
Christine and Richard get back together, more out of convenience than out of passion. But the guy she really has the hots for is Ritchie's new teacher.
 
25 Sep. 2006
The Answer Is Maybe
Christine tries to get New Christine to take Richard back, just to keep him from going after an even younger, hotter woman. And in the process, she finds a new man of her own.
 
2 Oct. 2006
Come to Papa Jeff
Christine freaks out when she finds out that she's dating New Christine's dad - which means that if they got married, she could become ex-husband Richard's stepmother-in-law.
 
9 Oct. 2006
Oh God, Yes
Ritchie starts asking questions about religion after Richard and New Christine take him to church, so Christine reluctantly decides it's time to take him to church herself.
 
16 Oct. 2006
Separation Anxiety
Christine tries to help Barb when she learns that she's splitting up with Pete, but Christine doesn't understand why Barb isn't more depressed.
 
23 Oct. 2006
The Champ
Christine hooks up with Stan one more time. She knows that he's pathetic and she could do so much better, but there's something about him she can't resist.
 
6 Nov. 2006
Playdate with Destiny
Christine wins a playdate for Ritchie with Mr. Harris, which only complicates things for her because she has a crush on him and he can't date parents.
 
13 Nov. 2006
Women 'N Tuition
Christine tries to find ways in which to cut back in on costs when Richie's school tuition increases. Wanda Sykes guest stars
 
20 Nov. 2006
Mission: Impossible
When Richard forgets to complete Richie's mission project, Christine and Matthew scramble to finish in time for the deadline the next morning. Matthew is kept on hold for numerous hours waiting for the Internet text support to help with his problem.
 
27 Nov. 2006
What About Barb?
Christine and Barb have a hard time agreeing on some aspects of running the 30-minute work-out gym they now own together. Wanda Sykes guest stars.
 
11 Dec. 2006
Crash
Christine and Marly have it "out" when they get into a car smash in the school parking lot.
 

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