Vicky:
What was that?
Dave:
Oh, that must be Mike playing with his BB gun.
Vicky:
His what?
Dave:
Ah, you know, he's been begging me for one, so I finally got it for him.
Vicky:
Dave! Why didn't you ask me first?
[
in his personal space]
Dave:
Same reason I never asked her for a three-way. She would've just said no.
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