Sons & Daughters (2006– )
Kerry: No offense, mom, but I'd rather kill myself then be in a relationship where sex isn't the number one thing.
Sharon Fenton: Huh...
Cameron Walker: What are you wearing, by the way? This isn't a rave, it's an anniversary party!
Cameron Walker: You sat on Bom's lap, which you're way too old to do, and now he can't get up.
Jenna: He is a sweet old man... he can't...
Cameron Walker: Yeah, with a woody!
Colleen Halbert: Aunt Rae talks, I don't listen. She just talks and talks.
Cameron Walker: I'm gonna go take a shower.
Liz Walker: Okay. Clean off that embarrassment!
Marni Walker: Hey, grandma! We're going to hell... because we're Jews!
Liz Walker: Mazel Tov!
Colleen Halbert: Uh...
Cameron Walker: Who told you that, honey?
Marni Walker: Aunt Rae!
Liz Walker: Aunt Rae?
Liz Walker: Aunt Rae!
Kerry: So, when you guys wanna... do it... does dad come to your bed, or do you go to his? And if you do it, do one of you spend the night at the other's one bed? Like a little sleepover..?