:[Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia
] Oh, hell. No!
[grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia
:Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes. Barney
] Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles? Lily
:[pause, thinks about it
] One of each!See more