Head Cases (2005– )
Jason Payne: [after being fired from Hawkins & Bates] Oh, my God, I'm crazy and I'm unemployed.
Russell Shultz: Thanks a lot, jackass.
Jason Payne: You're wearing two bailiffs and I'm the jackass?
Jason Payne: [Shultz hits Barry Blumberg over the head with a book] Woah!
Russell Shultz: Evidence code. Genius.
Ida: For your information, most people who have explosive disorders are geniuses.
Jason Payne: It's two in the morning!
Russell Shultz: Do you know that giraffes only sleep like, two hours a day? Do you watch Animal Planet?
Jason Payne: We're not giraffes!
Russell Shultz: Exactly!
Jason Payne: Will you take him back to wherever you abducted him from?
Russell Shultz: Fine. I was just trying to help, you don't have to get all... snickety.
[moves to close the trunk]
Jason Payne: Take him out of the trunk!
Russell Shultz: All right.