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Head Cases (TV Series 2005– ) Poster

(2005– )

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Jason Payne: There's screwed up... and then there's Shultz.

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Jason Payne: [after being fired from Hawkins & Bates] Oh, my God, I'm crazy and I'm unemployed.

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Russell Shultz: Thanks a lot, jackass.

Jason Payne: You're wearing two bailiffs and I'm the jackass?

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Laurie Payne: I love you, but you can't come back.

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Jason Payne: Only you can ruin a nature show.

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Jason Payne: [Shultz hits Barry Blumberg over the head with a book] Woah!

Russell Shultz: Evidence code. Genius.

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Ida: For your information, most people who have explosive disorders are geniuses.

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Jason Payne: It's two in the morning!

Russell Shultz: Do you know that giraffes only sleep like, two hours a day? Do you watch Animal Planet?

Jason Payne: We're not giraffes!

Russell Shultz: Exactly!

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Jason Payne: Will you take him back to wherever you abducted him from?

Russell Shultz: Fine. I was just trying to help, you don't have to get all... snickety.

[moves to close the trunk]

Jason Payne: Take him out of the trunk!

Russell Shultz: All right.

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Jason Payne: How did you find out I had a meeting?

Russell Shultz: I'm kinda like God; I know everything.

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