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Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Everybody Hates the Pilot

22 September 2005
Chris and his family move to Bed-Stuy and Chris attends a predominantly white middle school where he meets his new friend, Greg and ends up in the crosshairs of the school bully, Joey Caruso.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Jude Ciccolella ... Dr. Raymond
John Capodice ... Bus Driver
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Judy Krause ... Bus Passenger
Steve Paymer ... Old Principal
Aree Davis ... Keisha Ridenhour
Marc De'Antone ... Actor / Mobster / on NYC Bus (uncredited)

Jake Galasso ... Old Cop #1 (uncredited)
Dannon Green ... Mr. Corliss (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 2: Everybody Hates Keisha

29 September 2005
Chris has a crush on Keisha, the girl next door and when Rochelle asks Keisha to help Drew with his math, Chris makes his move to impress her, but is heartbroken when he catches Drew kissing Keisha. Julius finds himself in an uncomfortable position when he suddenly becomes attracted to Keisha's mom, Sheila. Also, when the school principal orders Caruso to stay away from Chris, Greg sticks close to him.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Jude Ciccolella ... Dr. Raymond

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Aree Davis ... Keisha Ridenhour
Vivian Smallwood ... Little Old Lady

Shon Little ... Uniform Cop

P.J. Marino ... Detective

Angela Sargeant ... Middle Aged Woman
Alex Brown ... Driver (as Alex A. Brown)

Caroline A. Rice ... Woman (as Caroline Rice)
Dierdre Holder ... Woman #2
Aydiee Vaughn ... Woman #3

Season 1, Episode 3: Everybody Hates Basketball

6 October 2005
The school basketball coach recruits Chris for the basketball team, but there's one problem: he doesn't know how to play. But a bad grade on a pop quiz could kick him off the team. Meanwhile, Rochelle has her suspicions about a new tenant in their building.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Clarence Williams III ... Mr. Tate
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Daniel Samonas ... Ernie D

Shelby Young ... Jennifer
Robert Cicchini ... Coach Brady

Maria Del Bagno ... Ms. Martella

Hayden Bromberg ... Kid
Annie McKnight ... Woman
LaVan Davis ... Preacher

Angelique Perrin ... Skanky Woman

Kem Saunders ... Her Man

Season 1, Episode 4: Everybody Hates Sausage

13 October 2005
When Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing friction between the her and Rochelle. While at school, Chris is sentenced to 3 days of detention after a rumor goes round about him beating up the school bully, Joey.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Jude Ciccolella ... Dr. Raymond
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)

James Keane ... Boss

Lynda Scarlino ... Monitor
Brittney Whitaker ... Tough Girl (as Brittany Whitaker)
Charles Emmitt ... Principal Old School

Susan Gallagher ... Patron

Benjamin Bryan ... Kid
Jasmine Di Angelo ... Kid #2 (as Jasmine DiAngelo)

Ryan Heinke ... Kid #3

Tylor Chase ... Kid #4
Moises Arias ... Kid #5

Season 1, Episode 5: Everybody Hates Fat Mike

20 October 2005
Despite his parents' warnings, Chris lends his bike to a kid who disappears with it; While Julius is on strike, he proves to be a better housekeeper than Rochelle which makes her very angry.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Michael Brownlee ... Newscaster #1

Johnny Erasme ... Thug #1
Hilary Hacker ... Interviewer
Kiyoko M. Hairston ... Woman with Rollers (as Kiyoko)
Melvin Jackson Jr. ... Thug #3
Kevontay Jackson ... Thug #2
Jill Kirsh ... Angry Woman

Billy Mayo ... Mr. Jenkins

Bobby McGee ... Neighbor #1
Myzel Robinson ... Fat Mike
Shay Roundtree ... Thug #4

Kem Saunders ... Neighbor #2

Richard Sellers ... White Mike
Owen Smith ... Masked Gunman
George Weiss Vando ... Man in Drag

Season 1, Episode 6: Everybody Hates Halloween

27 October 2005
In order to impress a girl Chris goes to an adult party where the girl will be. With some urging from his friend he decides to go as the eccentric singer Prince.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Brittany Belt ... Female Student
Eric Bivens-Bush ... Neighbor
Alex Brown ... Earl Shabazz
Willis Burks II ... Old Guy

Jude Ciccolella ... Dr. Raymond

Rose Colasanti ... Teacher
Aree Davis ... Keisha Ridenhour
Antonio Fargas ... Sweet Tooth

Fatso-Fasano ... D.J. (as Fatso Fasano)
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Blake Hightower ... Kid
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome
Stephanie Kinch ... Scared Teacher
Michael Kurtz ... Cop

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Teacher

Jazz Raycole ... Lisa

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila Ridenhour
Ernest Thomas ... Radical Man

Pam Trotter ... Heavyset Woman
Bob Tyus ... Man on Street

Dabier ... Kid #2 (uncredited)
Carey Embry ... Flamboyant Man #1 (uncredited)
Carole Goldman ... Sophie (uncredited)

Julanne Chidi Hill ... Woman #1 (uncredited)
Chavon James ... Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Myzel Robinson ... Fat Mike (uncredited)
Owen Smith ... Wanted Man (uncredited)
George Weiss Vando ... Flamboyant Man #2 (uncredited)
Aydiee Vaughn ... Customer (uncredited)

Wanda Welch ... Woman (uncredited)
Tylen Williams ... Baby Drew (uncredited)
Tyrel Jackson Williams ... Baby Chris (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 7: Everybody Hates the Babysitter

3 November 2005
When Rochelle and Julius go out for the night, they hire a sitter to look after Chris, Drew, and Tonya. But the babysitter keeps leaving the house and Chris covers for her. Julius and Rochelle's night-out is anything but romantic when the restaurant gets robbed.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Kelvin Brown ... Robber #2

Erica Hubbard ... Yvette

Elijah Kelley ... Guy
Ted Lyde ... Manager

Alysia Joy Powell ... Cashier
Sean Rector ... Robber #1 (as Sean Allen Rector)
Mario Sarpong ... Mario

Sam Sarpong ... Marlon

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila Ridenhour
Susan Slome ... Meter Maid
Bee-Be Smith ... Mrs. Sanders

Season 1, Episode 8: Everybody Hates the Laundromat

10 November 2005
Chris spends all day at the laundromat while watching his younger brother and sister. His parents try to get a good deal on a new TV.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Gerry Black ... Manager

Jasmin L. Bryant ... Crying Woman (as Jasmine L. Bryant)

Diamond Dawn Cook ... Beautiful Woman
E'Lon Cox ... 13 Yr. Old Father

Maria Del Bagno ... Teacher
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome
Anthony Ortiz ... Cashier

Jeris Poindexter ... Garbage Man (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Caroline A. Rice ... Washing Woman

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila Ridenhour

Philip Ursino ... Salesman (as Phil Ursino)
Samantha Adams ... Injured Woman (uncredited)

Terrence Flack ... Co-Star (uncredited)

Lauren Patrice Nadler ... Nurse (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 9: Everybody Hates Food Stamps

17 November 2005
Julius finds $200 worth of food stamps but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them; Chris and Greg have a big argument over their science project.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Joseph Buttler ... Doctor
Jennifer Der ... Asian Kid

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Dierdre Holder ... Another Black Woman

Tayler Lynch ... Nerd

Michael Merton ... Mr. Russo

Betty Okino ... Cashier

Kyra Lin Oser ... Welfare Recipient (as Kyra Lin)
Damontre Owens ... Football player
Christopher Pressley ... Julius at 9 Years Old

Mario Quinonez Jr. ... Puerto Rican Boy (as Mario Quiñonez Jr.)
Chelsea Renee ... Fight Kid

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila Ridenhour

Tasia Sherel ... Pam
Vivian Smallwood ... Older Black Woman

Season 1, Episode 10: Everybody Hates Greg

24 November 2005
Toyna keeps getting Chris into trouble and Chris is sick of it, so he decides to hang out at Greg's house without permission from either of their parents. When Greg's father comes home and Chris finds out Greg isn't allowed to have anyone over when his dad's not home, Chris hides in the closet to avoid getting into trouble.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Gary Basaraba ... Art Wuliger
Paul Darrigo ... Cop #2
Robin Leach ... Himself

Shon Little ... Cop #1
Aydiee Vaughn ... Customer
Tylen Williams ... Baby Drew
Tyrel Jackson Williams ... Baby Chris (as Tyrel Jackson Williams)
Melvin Jackson Jr. ... Thug (uncredited)
Owen Smith ... Screaming Man (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 11: Everybody Hates Christmas

15 December 2005
Rochelle and Julius don't have enough money to get Chris his new Walkman that he wants for Christmas. Drew tells Toyna the truth about Santa Claus, which makes Tonya question about other things her mom and dad told her.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Zylan Brooks ... Upset Woman
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso
Gil Glascow ... Singing Man

Zee James ... Tonya - Age 30

Julie Lancaster ... Segment Reporter
Drew Matthews ... Little Boy

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Season 1, Episode 12: Everybody Hates a Part Time Job

6 January 2006
In order to get a new leather jacket, Chris goes to work with Julius. When Drew and Tonya's school is shut down because of lead paint poisoning, the two play a game of "I Dare You" which gets out of hand when Toyna ends up in the emergency room.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Logan Brammer ... Son
Aree Davis ... Keisha Ridenhour

Indira Gibson ... Admittance Clerk
Joe Moscaritolo ... Barber
John C. Moskoff ... Doctor

Lauren Patrice Nadler ... Nurse
Myzel Robinson ... Fat Mike

Steve Seagren ... Foreman
Duane R. Shepard Sr. ... Grocer (as Duane Shepard Sr.)
Charles Walker ... Shopkeeper

David Grant Wright ... Pete

Shelby Young ... Jennifer
Melanie Comarcho ... Woman (uncredited)
Marc De'Antone ... New York Paper Stand Clerk (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 13: Everybody Hates Picture Day

2 February 2006
Chris gets a new outfit for school picture day, but Caruso ends up stealing it. Drew hides Toyna's shoe when she breaks his toy. Rochelle sells make-up at home to makes some extra money.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Danielle Pounder ... Bully

Shane Arenal ... Kid #3
Les Bartok ... Undercover Cop
Lynette DuPree ... Customer #1
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso

Jordan Fox ... Excited Girl

Nichelle Hines ... Mrs. Dumas
Ben Levi ... Kid #5

Charlene Lovings ... Customer #3
Steve Paymer ... Irwin
Maria Quiban ... Newscaster

Roger Ranney ... Photographer

Danaka Reaney ... Kid #1

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone
Aaron Sutton ... Kid #4

Pam Trotter ... Customer #2
Geena White ... Kid #2

Season 1, Episode 14: Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

9 February 2006
Chris gets a bunch of "I hate you" cards from Caruso and also develops a crush on a girl named Tangee on his bus ride. Tonya reveals that she has a boyfriend which surprises Julius, and Drew gets a bunch of Valentines' cards from a lot of girls.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Denise Boutte ... Mrs. Johnson
Cameron Broom ... Hip Hop Dancer
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Raven Goodwin ... Tangee
J.D. Hall ... Bus Driver
Blake Hightower ... James

Zee James ... Teenage Tonya
Robert Kariakin ... 30-Year-Old Greg

Cassidy Lehrman ... Joy

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Vince Melocchi ... Joy's Dad

Regan Metoyer ... 19-Year-Old Girl (as Regan Metoyér)

Anna Pheil ... Sexy Woman

Daniel E. Smith ... Clyde (as Daniel Smith)

Shane Arenal ... Boy #1 (uncredited)

Douglas Bierman ... Police Officer (uncredited)

Diamond Dawn Cook ... Sexy Woman #2 (uncredited)

Amy Koppelman ... Police Officer (uncredited)

Steve Seagren ... Judge (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 15: Everybody Hates the Lottery

16 February 2006
Julius and Rochelle struggle to give up the things they like: chocolate turtles and lottery tickets. Meanwhile, Chris claims to be a pro at "Asteroids", but when he hears that someone beat his score, it's up to him to defend his title.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Rhonda Marie Alston ... Job Reference Woman
Antonio Fargas ... Mr. Harris
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso
Mario Luis Herrera ... Jorge
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Reggie Jernigan ... Street Football Player
Ali LeRoi ... TV Announcer

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Jeris Poindexter ... Vietnam Vet (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Wanda Welch ... Dental Patient (as Wanda G. Welch)

Season 1, Episode 16: Everybody Hates the Gout

2 March 2006
Chris gets an "F" on his report card and tries to figure out a way to change his grade before his parents find out. When Julius is sick with the gout, he starts watching The Young and the Restless.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Tasia Sherel ... Pam

April Gooding ... Teacher
Melvin Jackson Jr. ... Graduate Student

Zee James ... Teenage Tonya

Mario Joyner ... Doctor

Shon Little ... Cop

P.J. Marino ... Detective

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Keesha Sharp ... Shelia

Season 1, Episode 17: Everybody Hates Funerals

23 March 2006
When Rochelle's dad, Gene unexpectedly dies during a family dinner, Rochelle starts acting less than normal and Chris is shocked to see his mother not acting like herself.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Monica Calhoun ... Charlotte
Aree Davis ... Keisha

Tricia Delaney ... White Mother

Loretta Devine ... Maxine

Earthquake ... Michael

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Antonio Fargas ... Mr. Harris
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Karess Frederick ... Teenage Rochelle
Ikonastarr ... Aunt Mousey
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome
Lauren London ... Monay

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila
Ernest Thomas ... The Funeral Director
Jimmie Walker ... Gene

Season 1, Episode 18: Everybody Hates Corleone

13 April 2006
Sick of the constant bullying from Caruso, Chris attempts to get kicked out of Corleone. Meanwhile, Julius' smelly new job may drive the family away.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Kelli Barksdale ... Slapped Student

Alison Blanchard ... Performing Arts Teacher (as Alison Frazier)
Jennifer Christina ... Soul train dancer
Josh Clark ... Chemistry Teacher
Moel Dewes ... Old School Teacher
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Melvin Jackson Jr. ... Bully #1

Ty Granderson Jones ... Bully #2

Drake Kemper ... Corlene School Kid
Tyler Kremer ... White Kid
Dan Leegant ... Hebrew School Teacher

Brooke Mackenzie ... Sydney

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello
Tim Meadows ... Soul Train Teacher
Kool Moe Dee ... Old School Teacher

Jeris Poindexter ... Bum (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone
Cary Thompson ... Bulletproof Vest Teacher

Season 1, Episode 19: Everybody Hates Drew

20 April 2006
Fed up with Drew being the best at everything, Chris decides to take up karate. But when the two brothers challenge each other, Chris ends up breaking Drew's hand. Meanwhile, Toyna gets a lesson in gossip at the beauty salon.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)
Stoney Jackson ... Mr. Jackson

Tasia Sherel ... Pam
Owen Smith ... Man

Jazz Raycole ... Lisa

Christopher Massey ... Kid #1
Marquis Scott ... Kid #2

Ca'Shawn Sims ... Girl #1
Simone Battle ... Girl #2
Brianna Hollins ... Girl #3

Tomiko Martinez ... Yolanda (as Tomiko Ly-Martinez)
Jovan Roberts ... Karate Student
Vivian Smallwood ... Woman with Walker

Courtenay Taylor ... Ticket Seller (as Courtenay Kellen Taylor)

Season 1, Episode 20: Everybody Hates Playboy

27 April 2006
Chris finds a Playboy magazine in Julius' toolbox and takes it to school, but the assistant principal confiscates it, Chris attempts to get it back. Julius is surprised when he finds out that Rochelle has money stashed in their room. Toyna teases Drew because of his fear of spiders.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Darrell Chapman ... Liquor Kid

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)

Terrence Flack ... Barber
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Blake Hightower ... Gambling Kid
Sam Mandel ... Fischer
Mauricio Mendoza ... Man
Sun Park ... Clerk

Mario Quinonez Jr. ... Weasley Kid (as Mario Quiñonez Jr.)
Danielle Roberts ... Cigarette Girl

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone

BooBoo Stewart ... Kid

Season 1, Episode 21: Everybody Hates Jail

4 May 2006
Chris tries to sell cookies for his class trip to Washington DC, but he ends up in jail for saying the cookies were stolen. Julius and Rochelle get tickets to see "Dreamgirls", but their plans are thwarted when Drew and Toyna come down with the chicken pox.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

John Ciccolini ... Cop
Blake Clark ... Russo
Hugh Dane ... Wino

Darius Dudley ... Desk Sergeant

Michael Emanuel ... Cookie Truck Driver

Gerald Emerick ... Window Man

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Kiyoko M. Hairston ... Thin Woman (as Kiyoko)
Kelly Heyer ... Girl Scout
Michael Carlton King ... Heavy Man

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Keesha Sharp ... Sheila
Vivian Smallwood ... Customer
Owen Smith ... Gunman

Mark Tomesek ... Passerby

Season 1, Episode 22: Everybody Hates Father's Day

28 May 2006
Chris tries to find a gift for Julius for Father's Day, but all Julius wants is a day to himself.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Jeff Bowser ... Ticket Man
Julie Dixon Jackson ... White Mom

Alex Duong ... Warlord

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Antonio Fargas ... Mr. Harris

Shaun Gerardo ... Student

Shon Little ... Officer
Ted Lyde ... Restaurant Manager

Vince Melocchi ... White Dad

Steve Seagren ... Julius's Boss
Vivian Smallwood ... Mother

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Everybody Hates Rejection

1 October 2006
Chris asks a girl on a date, but gets stood up; Rochelle clashes with new neighbor Louise over the establishment of a neighborhood watch program.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Whoopi Goldberg ... Louise
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)

Richard Jeni ... White Cop
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Aree Davis ... Keisha
Paige Hurd ... Tasha
Owen Smith ... Mugger

Diamond Dawn Cook ... Crying Woman

Cherrelle Noyd ... Yvette

Jazz Raycole ... Prom Girl

Shavon Kirksey ... Pretty Girl
Verda Bridges ... Kidney Woman

Jerrika Hinton ... Birthday Girl

Taylor Parks ... Girl #2

Michelle Foster ... Girl #3
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... Corelone Science Teacher

Eugene Long ... Kiesha's driver (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 2: Everybody Hates the Class President

8 October 2006
Chris runs for 8th grade class president, and Julius is diagnosed with high blood pressure.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Mario Joyner ... Doctor
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome
Sun Park ... Asian Woman

Johnny Palermo ... Frank DiPaolo
Logan M. Williams ... Levi

Jim Lau ... Mr. Fong
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... Corleone Science Teacher

Season 2, Episode 3: Everybody Hates Elections

16 October 2006
Chris has to prepare a speech as part of his campaign for class president; Mr. Omar the funeral director moves into the rental apartment but winds up increasing Julius's stress.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone

Michael Estime ... Risky

Johnny Palermo ... Frank DiPaolo

BooBoo Stewart ... Ping
Paige Hurd ... Tasha

Mya Michaels ... Mrs. Morales

Ungela Brockman ... Mrs. Johnson
Paul Parrett ... Jello Kid
Noah Luke ... Bookish Kid

Debbie Allen ... Mother
Petri Hawkins-Byrd ... Man on Fire Escape (as Petri Hawkins Byrd)

Chrissy Weathersby ... Fire Escape Kid

Lance Norling ... Mr. Burr
Lynette DuPree ... Mrs. Taylor (as Lynett Dupree)

Paul T. Moore ... Ant kid (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 4: Everybody Hates a Liar

23 October 2006
Chris leads the neighborhood into thinking that he and Tasha are a couple. Drew feels left out when Rochelle doesn't have enough time for him. Julius is obsessed with trading stamps.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Whoopi Goldberg ... Louise / Miss Clarkson
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Mrs. Morello
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)
Paige Hurd ... Tasha
Blake Hightower ... James

Tasia Sherel ... Pam

Karl T. Wright ... Doctor
Steve Paymer ... Stamp Man

Jeffrey Lorenzo ... Cedric
Regina Romain ... Doctor #2
Anna Diop ... Diedra
Alex Brown ... Earl
Andrea Morales ... Nerdy Girl #1
Simone Morie ... Nerdy Girl #2
Christina Wilson ... Cool Girl #1
Lauren Wess ... Cool Girl #2

Amanda Gallo ... Girl #4 (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 5: Everybody Hates Malvo

30 October 2006
When Chris is robbed at work by the neighborhood's well-known criminal, Malvo he is scared to tell Doc who robbed the place. Julius gets a Betamax and is upset when Toyna accidentally tapes over Julius' stories.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Ricky Harris ... Malvo

Zee James ... 51 Year Old Tonya
Aydiee Vaughn ... Mrs. Wilson

Shon Little ... Cop

Vincent Ward ... Guard (as Vincent M. Ward)
Jean Elliott Campbell ... Prisoner
Monique Cash ... Malvo's Girlfriend

Season 2, Episode 6: Everybody Hates the Buddy System

6 November 2006
The new vice-principal pairs Chris and Caruso up as buddies on a school field trip, but Chris and Caruso end up being left behind. Toyna takes Rochelle's hoop earrings and then loses one of them. Julius searches for a Wayne Gretzky hockey jersey for Drew.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Jason Alexander ... Principal Edwards
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Joey Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)

Shon Little ... Cop

P.J. Marino ... Detective
Christopher Carroll ... Chaplain

Cisco Reyes ... Gang Member
Mackenzee Donham ... Jennifer

Timothy E. Goodwin ... Seedy Man (as Timothy Goodwin)

Sydelle Noel ... Pole Dancer
John Moio ... Teacher
Jennifer Shumaker ... Screaming Woman

Pam Carpenter ... 'CATS' Broadway Dancer (uncredited)

Nito Larioza ... Dancer (uncredited)

Dawn Morrow ... 'Cats' Broadway Dancer (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 7: Everybody Hates Promises

13 November 2006
Chris finds out that he can't fulfill his campaign promises as class president, causing him to become increasingly unpopular at school; Rochelle's brother comes to stay with the family temporarily but shows little interest in finding a job or moving out.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Earthquake ... Michael
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone
Joey Diaz ... Store Owner (as Joey A. Diaz)

Michael Patrick McGill ... Janitor

Johnny Palermo ... Dipaolo

Mario Quinonez Jr. ... Puerto Rican Kid
Monica Anne Parales ... Lisa
Gina Minervini ... Lunch Lady
Sam Wellington ... Tuskegee Airman
Clara Golidy-Holmes ... Aunt Jemima Chef
Frederick Tucker ... Cream of Wheat Chef
Charles Walker ... Uncle Ben Chef
Justin Bretter ... Kid #1
Paul Parrett ... Kid #2
Nigel Dash ... Kid #3

Amanda Gallo ... Kid #4

Kelli Barksdale ... Student #1 (uncredited)
Tico Clark ... Jackie Robinson (uncredited)

Zee James ... Pregnant Tonya (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 8: Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

20 November 2006
Julius' successful younger brother joins Chris' family for Thanksgiving dinner and Julius works hard to prepare the perfect Thanksgiving meal.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Wayne Brady ... Louis
Antonio Fargas ... Doc

Earthquake ... Michael
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Robin Michelle McClamb ... Mrs. Watkins

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Chad Taylor ... Juggler
James Luca McBride ... Bomb Squad Guy

Carl Anthony Nespoli ... Basejumper (as Carl Nespoli)

James DeAngelo ... Presenter (as Jim DeAngelo)

Mitchell Abbott ... Football Player (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 9: Everybody Hates Superstition

26 November 2006
Chris's luck changes after he borrows a pair of socks from his father; Drew and Tonya conspire to get their parents to buy them things.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)
Vivian Smallwood ... Old Woman
Evan Moua ... Asian Boy
Cher Brooks ... Gorgeous Woman

Joe Gieb ... Little Person
Ralph Martin ... Bus Driver
Georgette Townson ... Darlene

Danica Sheridan ... Soup Person
Elisa Perry ... Teacher

Matthew Willig ... Jason
Merdock Malcolm Mercer ... Milli-Vanilli Guy
Rodger Arlen ... Cop

Cassandra Braden ... Teacher (uncredited)

Andrew John Ferguson ... Bully (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 10: Everybody Hates Kris

11 December 2006
Julius works at a department store dressed up as Santa Claus along with Chris dressed up as an elf, but Julius gets fired for freaking the kids out and Chris ends up in the hospital.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Richard Lewis ... Kris
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Michael Estime ... Risky

Mario Joyner ... Dr. Williams

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Tom Virtue ... Dr. with Kidney
Roger Marks ... Rabbi

Carla Jimenez ... Nurse

Steve Seagren ... Old Santa

David St. James ... Thomas

Timothy McLaughlin ... Tree Salesman
Maliah Hudson ... Emily
Jansen Panettiere ... Peter
Lloyd Williams ... Priest

Malcolm Foster Smith ... Black Guy

Pej Vahdat ... Dr. with Leg
Cathleen Chin ... Doctor with Son
Regina Romain ... Worried Woman

Gary Robinson ... Kidney Man

Tony Nichols ... Leg Man
Rodrick Moore ... Hot Wheels Kid
Bennett Kiley Donine ... Puppy Kid
Kaleb Cohen ... Blind Kid
Liv Horinouchi ... Easy Bake Oven Kid
Andrew Backlund Jr. ... Scared Kid
Bill Lloyd ... Priest
Rodrick Mosley ... Hot Wheels Kid

Season 2, Episode 11: Everybody Hates Eggs

22 January 2007
For a class project, Chris has to take care of an egg as if it were a baby; Julius looks for ways to save money on the electric bill.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Todd Bridges ... Monk (as Todd A. Bridges)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)
Paige Hurd ... Tasha
Mackenzee Donham ... Jennifer
Dierdre Holder ... Teacher

Sahara Garey ... Student Mother

Fred Ornstein ... Elevator Operator
Jeanisha Harris ... Car Lady

Diamond Dawn Cook ... Bubble Woman (uncredited)
Elisa Perry ... Teacher (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 12: Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

29 January 2007
Chris signs up to be a hall monitor in order to gain some respect. But when the students don't take him seriously, Greg gives Chris some advice to step up his game, but his newfound power goes to his head which nearly threatens his friendship with Greg. When Toyna invites her girlfriends over, they're more interested in hanging out with Drew than with her. Julius struggles to get some sleep, but Rochelle keeps complaining to him about her job.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone

Brooke Mackenzie ... Sydney
Paul Parrett ... Hall Monitor
Nicholas McGuirk ... Coat Kid
Breena Shepard ... Charmaine

Marcus Folmar ... Husband
Nigel Dash ... Rough Houser #1
Caleb McNutt ... Paramilitary Kid
Christopher David ... Rough Houser #2
James F. Mahon ... Running Kid
Ashton Moio ... Flipping Kid

Amanda Gallo ... Gum Girl #1
Vanessa Toll ... Gum Girl #2
Me'Lana Mathis-Irvin ... Tonya's Friend #1
Kiana Lemon ... Tonya's Friend #2
Camille McNeal ... Tonya's Friend #3
Blake Hightower ... James
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... Corleone Science Teacher

Season 2, Episode 13: Everybody Hates Snow Day

5 February 2007
On a snowy day, Chris arrives at school only to find that classes have been canceled and he is expected to spend the day with Principal Edwards, the only other person there.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Jason Alexander ... Principal Edwards
Art Evans ... Luther
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)

Steve Seagren ... Frustrated Passenger

Mark Kriski ... Weatherman

Cisco Reyes ... Robber

Tia Robinson ... Cassandra

Nadine Ellis ... Mrs. Booker

Tanner Blaze ... Snow Kid (uncredited)
Jason M. Palmer ... Nanook (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 14: Everybody Hates the Substitute

12 February 2007
A black substitute teacher takes over Chris' class while Ms. Morello is away, but the teacher ends up giving Chris a hard time, prompting Chris to figure out a way to get rid of him. Toyna discovers that she can her own way by accusing Drew of hitting her, and Mr. Omar gets on Julius' last nerve.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Orlando Jones ... Mr. Newton

Todd Bridges ... Monk (as Todd A. Bridges)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Ungela Brockman ... Mrs. Perkins

Mya Michaels ... Mrs. Morales

Steve Moramarco ... Mr. Bitter

Dartenea Bryant ... Boxer Girl (as Dartenea Dee Bryant)
Crystal M. Dyson ... Mrs. Newton (as Crystal Dyson)
Vince Deadrick Jr. ... Mob Driver

Shawn Crowder ... Fed Driver
Gichi Gamba ... Police Officer (uncredited)
Lawrence J. Russo ... Pedestrian (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 15: Everybody Hates Cutting School

19 February 2007
Chris and Greg cut school to see "Ghostbusters", but they run into Ms. Morello at the movies. Julius spends an agonizing day at the DMV trying to get his license renewed. Rochelle volunteers at a book fair at Drew and Toyna's school with disastrous results.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Blake Hightower ... James
Verdine White ... Himself

Pam Trotter ... Bernardette

Sonya Eddy ... DMV Clerk
Joe Moscaritolo ... Line Guy

Julie Lancaster ... TV Reporter

Roger Schueller ... Doctor
Rosemary Dominguez ... Meter Maid
Elisa Perry ... Mrs. Wilson

Kevin Shane Cogen ... Ghostbuster #1

Season 2, Episode 16: Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

26 February 2007
When Chris stops Malvo trying to steal a gold chain from Vanessa, Malvo demands that Chris get him a gold chain. Tonya tries to win tickets to a Billy Ocean concert. Rochelle discovers that Julius has been hiding a credit card from her.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar

Ricky Harris ... Malvo
Paige Hurd ... Tasha

Tasia Sherel ... Pam
William Dennis Hunt ... Judge
Dannon Green ... Guard
Lynette DuPree ... Pot Liquor Woman

Vincent Ward ... Cop (as Vincent M. Ward)

Zee James ... 40 Year Old Tonya
Regina Randolph ... Harriet Tubman
Myron A. Brooks ... Car Jacker #1
Jason Monroe ... Car Jacker #2

Brandon Hirsch ... 42 Year Old Drew

Jackie Nova ... Rosalinda
Guillermo Canteros ... Puerto Rican Chris
Athena Angel ... Puerto Rican Tonya
Rocky Morales ... Puerto Rican Drew (as Rockey Morales)

April Weeden-Washington ... Angry Robbed Lady (as April Washington)

William Washington ... Beaten Chain Snatcher

Season 2, Episode 17: Everybody Hates DJs

19 March 2007
Chris decides to become a DJ, but his new career takes a wrong turn when he accidentally scratches Rochelle's James Brown album. Drew asks Julius to take him to a magic show, but Julius is afraid of rabbits.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Robert Wuhl ... Abe

Todd Bridges ... Monk (as Todd A. Bridges)
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)
DJ Quik ... DJ Hilly Hill

Tasia Sherel ... Pam

Vince Green ... Rapper

Michael Stellman ... Magician the Magician
Brock Bradley ... Lead Officer
Anna Diop ... Deidra

Cassandra Braden ... Bragging Woman #1
Andrea Johnson ... Bragging Woman #2
Gregory Cupoli ... Electronic Salesman #1
Cleto Augusto ... Electronics Salesman #2

Philip Ursino ... Electronics Salesman #3 (as Phil Ursino)

Season 2, Episode 18: Everybody Hates Baseball

26 March 2007
Chris is stuck between a rock and a hard place when he has to make a decision about going to a baseball game with Julius and Drew or go to the movies with Tasha. Rochelle forgets to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club. Rochelle's brother, Michael asks Vanessa out on a date.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)

Jeff Bowser ... Ticket Man
Jules Kain ... Kim

Todd Bridges ... Monk

Earthquake ... Uncle Mike
Paige Hurd ... Tasha
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Chi Muoi Lo ... Stan

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... Corleone Science Teacher

Wanda Welch ... Program seller (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 19: Everybody Hates Gambling

23 April 2007
Chris becomes the neighborhood odd-maker after predicting a basketball game's outcome for Doc, but a bookie could bring Chris' lucky streak to an end. Tonya and Drew bet each other in checkers. Julius places a bet on an upcoming basketball game behind Rochelle's back.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Jimmie Walker ... Grandpa Gene
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Jim Lampley ... Sports Announcer
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Blake Hightower ... James
Vivian Smallwood ... Old Woman

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Cherrelle Noyd ... Young Mother
LaVan Davis ... Minister
Dierdre Holder ... Housewife
Dannon Green

Jim Lau ... Wok

Robert Gallo ... Shecky
Harold Fletcher ... Husband
Calvin Brown ... Mervin

Vincent Pastore ... Paulie

Season 2, Episode 20: Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

30 April 2007
Chris starts telling dirty jokes after listening to his parents' comedy records. Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother, Maxine. Drew avoids a girl in a neighborhood who likes him.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Antonio Fargas ... Doc

Loretta Devine ... Maxine

Earthquake ... Michael
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackeé Harry)
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone

Reynaldo Rey ... Lester

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)
Bianca Bethune ... Chantal
Leonard Turner ... Male Applicant #1

Mark Costello ... Mr. Richards
Darrow Igus ... Male Applicant #2 (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 21: Everybody Hates Math

7 May 2007
Chris turns to Rochelle to help him with his algebra for a match competition at school. But when Rochelle's teaching methods don't work, Chris decides to meet with Rochelle's mom, Maxine, who is good with algebra. Tonya takes the blame when Drew breaks Julius' favorite chair.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Loretta Devine ... Maxine
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone
Don Curry ... Cooper (as Don 'D.C.' Curry)

Tasia Sherel ... Pam

David Lengel ... Pizza Guy
Daniel Smith ... Gang Boy

Jermaine Jackson ... VCR Crackhead
Yolanda Coney-Sophus ... Leather Crackhead

Season 2, Episode 22: Everybody Hates the Last Day

14 May 2007
With the end of the school year near, Chris plans his revenge against Caruso for making his life at school miserable. Tonya is jealous about Drew graduating from elementary school. Julius tries fixing Mr. Omar's clogged sink, but ends up making it worse.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Todd Bridges ... Monk (as Todd A. Bridges)
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackeé Harry)
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Lynda Scarlino ... Mrs. Milone

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Julie Lancaster ... Newscaster
Thomas Hornoff ... Hazmat Leader
Elisa Perry ... Dolemite Principal

Pat Asanti ... Plumber
Devyn Inez Fusaro ... Crying Girl
Jonah Lopez ... Random Kid

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

1 October 2007


Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
JoAnn Paolantonio ... Remedial Teacher
Dierdre Holder ... Graduation Teacher

Christine Holz-Lusita ... Female Victim

P.J. Marino ... Detective Marino

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Brian Patrick Mulligan ... Pissed Off Doctor

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves

J.B. Smoove ... Manny
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... Corleone Science Teacher

Jeremy Luc ... Thug (uncredited)

Season 3, Episode 2: Everybody Hates Caruso

8 October 2007
Caruso is beat up by one of Chris's classmates. As a result, the absence of Caruso's power throws the entire school into chaos.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Marcel Lam ... Benard Yao
Aaron Parker Mouser ... Lunch Money Kid #2

Season 3, Episode 3: Everybody Hates Driving

15 October 2007
Julius allows Chris to park the family car across the street, but he takes the car to school instead. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to court to dispute a speeding ticket.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
Michael Colyar ... Judge #2

Diamond Dawn Cook ... Beautiful Court Woman

Kadeem Hardison ... Judge
Paige Hurd ... Tasha
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Marcel Lam ... Benard Yao

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello

Paola Menacho ... Puerto Rican Girl
Peter Onorati ... Janitor

Carmen Perez ... Attractive Woman

Damara Reilly ... Madge
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... Corleone Science Teacher
Tyrel Jackson Williams ... Toddler Chris

Shelby Young ... Jennifer
Paul Darrigo ... Cop in Car (uncredited)

Season 3, Episode 4: Everybody Hates Blackie

22 October 2007
Chris is allowed to get a dog after the house is robbed. The dog turns out to be impossible to train, until Chris discovers that the dog only understands Spanish.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Horacio Galaviz ... Puerto Rican Jerome
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Shon Little ... Cop

P.J. Marino ... Detective Marino

Will Morales ... Carlos

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves
Vivian Smallwood ... Old Woman

J.B. Smoove ... Manny

Randy Thompson ... Mr. Carter

Season 3, Episode 5: Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

29 October 2007
Since the rest of the family is sick, Chris is forced to spend a few nights at Mr. Omar's apartment, where he discovers Richard Pryor for the first time.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Todd Bridges ... Monk
Blake Hightower ... James
Paige Hurd ... Tasha
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Marcel Lam ... Benard Yao

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Serria Tawan ... Playmate
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar

Season 3, Episode 6: Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

5 November 2007
After Chris's first article for the school paper is rejected, he creates a bogus story about a serial killer in Bed-Stuy--which only gets him in more trouble.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)
T.K. Carter ... Councilman Johnson

Marcus Collins ... Jackie Robinson
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Travis T. Flory ... Caruso (as Travis Flory)

Indira Gibson ... Reporter #3

Aaron Grady ... Dewayne
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Julie Lancaster ... Reporter

Robert Maffia ... Reporter #1

P.J. Marino ... Detective Marino

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Monica Anne Parales ... Lisa

Jeris Poindexter ... Kill Moves (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)

Steve Seagren ... White Businessman

J.B. Smoove ... Manny
Ernest Thomas ... Mr. Omar
Alex Veadov ... Referee

Casey Washington ... Reporter #2
David Arnold ... Nerdy 9th grade boy (uncredited)

Season 3, Episode 7: Everybody Hates Houseguests

12 November 2007
Greg's friendship with Chris is put to the test when he spends the week at Chris's house, and Julius has an eventful first week as a taxicab driver.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Todd Bridges ... Monk

John Ciccolini ... Policeman

Elika Crespo ... Karen
Tommy Davidson ... Eddie

Judith Drake ... Greg's Grandmother

Michael Estime ... Risky (as Mike Estime)
Blake Hightower ... James
Kevontay Jackson ... Jerome

Jacqueline Mazarella ... Ms. Morello
Michaela Pereira ... TV Announcer
Owen Smith ... Radio Announcer

J.B. Smoove ... Manny

Joseph Stephens Jr. ... Customer in cab

Season 3, Episode 8: Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

19 November 2007


Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Debbie Allen ... Gun Woman

Kelli Barksdale ... Mandy
Harold Chin ... Cook
Alex Cong ... Assistant Cook

Ryan O'Neil DeSouza ... Worker
Antonio Fargas ... Doc
Jackée Harry ... Vanessa (as Jackee Harry)
Blake Hightower ... James

Christopher Hoffman ... Boss
Corey Holcomb ... Man in Store

Jim Lau ... Mr. Fong

Oscar McFarlane ... Tenant
Eva Pigford ... Ms. Crabtree (as Eva Marcille)

Tasia Sherel ... Pam

Ruobei Tang ... Mrs. Fong

Shirley To ... Waitress

Season 3, Episode 9: Everybody Hates the New Kid

26 November 2007
When a second black kid enrolls in Chris's school, the two become fast friends, which makes Greg jealous. Julius becomes nervous when the IRS gives the family a larger-than-expected tax refund.

Terry Crews ... Julius Rock
Tichina Arnold ... Rochelle Rock
Tequan Richmond ... Drew Rock
Imani Hakim ... Tanya Rock

Vincent Martella ... Greg
Tyler James Williams ... Chris Rock

Chris Rock ... Narrator (voice)

Kwame Boateng ... Albert
Kevin Buitrago ... Mario (as Kevin Bultrago?)

David Dayan Fisher ... Devil