"Britney & Kevin: Chaotic" (2005) TV series

User Rating:

1.5/10   

Seasons:

1

Release Date:

17 April 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Music | Reality-TV | Romance

Tagline:

Can you handle our truth?

Plot:

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will share their love story through never-before-seen home videos they shot themselves during their courtship, engagement and wedding.

Plot Keywords:

Video | Courtship | Marriage | Young Love | Strange Love

Awards:

2 nominations

Cast

Felicia Culotta	...	Herself (5 episodes, 2005)
Kevin Federline	...	Himself (5 episodes, 2005)
Britney Spears	...	Herself (5 episodes, 2005)
Teresa Espinosa	...	Herself (3 episodes, 2005)

Runtime:

30 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Singapore:PG | Australia:M

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Movie Connections:

Spoofed in "Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan/Coldplay (#30.20)" (2005)

Soundtrack:

Chaotic

I almost pity this girl...

I don't even know why I'm spending my time writing a comment about Britney Spears, perhaps to get my thoughts off my mind so that I don't have nightmares about her tonight? Anyway, a good friend of mine (who is a DJ) has met Britney Spears before, and he has described her to me as "always needs to be in the center of attention". I now understand what he meant. After seeing the first episode of Chaotic (why, you ask? Because of stupid human curiosity), I am now feeling extreme motion-sickness thanks to Britney's not-very-stable camcorder holding hand, and newfound pity for her.

Sure, she's rich, she's famous, won't say she's beautiful cuz I've never found her to be, but wow, she's oozing with inner loneliness. I mean, who in their right mind would want the entire world to know how many times she's had sex during that day? When she kept on going on and on about sex positions, and how many times she "did it" with Kevin, I actually covered my face with embarrassment for her. The girl is just screaming for something more substantial and she doesn't even realize it. I think that's why she acts like she's always on stage and she's so hyper it's annoying. Can anyone say: Facade?? Poor Britney, so many people looking at her but no one's really listening to her.

The one thing I will give her is that you can tell that she is comfortable with her body and she can definitely make fun of herself. That's cool, cuz people in this world take themselves too seriously sometimes.

Don't really have much of an opinion about Kevin, although he seems like he's stoned all the time. Anyway, that's my little blurb on the wonderful world of Britney Spears. May she find peace with herself someday. If not, at least give her money to charity or something...

Thanks y'all for readin' my post!! (sorry, my inner Britney came out there...)

PS: Still feeling a bit motion-sick...