In the BTS short subject pornographer David Stanley pours out his usual irrational way of thinking, using his personal troubles to concoct outlandish scripts. Filmed back to back with another Vivid feature "Be With Me" also featuring contract star Savanna Samson & other cast members, "Wet Nurse" is an exercise in self-indulgence, Stanley's trademark.
Confusing "odd" and "silly" with humor, he has Savanna cast as a nurse, wearing a white & red fetish costume, who is Voodoo's roommate. Problem is that Voodoo is insane, convinced that his jeans have come to life and are partying at night, messing up his bedroom. Stanley has the temerity to explain in the BTS that he believes in such nonsense, often finding his real-life room messed up with furniture moved around when he wakes up (probably from a drunken or drugged-out stupor).
He also voices the character Jeansy, the living jeans, that turns out to be real (yeah, right) by movie's end. Not only Savanna but also Voodoo's real-life wife Nicole Sheridan as a fellow nurse comfort him with sex, but he remains crazy. Show ends with the final line of dialog repeated several times accusatorially: "Who's crazy now?". Answer: Stanley.
This idiotic premiser permits the cast to overact unmercifully, especially Voodoo. Sex footage is all the masters at Vivid Video care about, so we have Kimberly Kane, very early in her career (blonde phase) as a waitress humping cook Evan Stone in the diner kitchen in the opening scene for extraneous sex, plus Savanna servicing a hammy patient Steven St. Croix, pretending to be a Latino and rock star. Rounding out the XXX is the super Tory Lane, giving Savanna a Sapphic work over.
A Stanley movie is not complete without cryptic elements, in this case a cameo by Sharon Kane (the Hall of Famer also on the crew) popping upright on a hospital gurney to look at her watch - a sight gag that certainly went over (or under) my head. As usual, the sets are ultra-cheap.
Confusing "odd" and "silly" with humor, he has Savanna cast as a nurse, wearing a white & red fetish costume, who is Voodoo's roommate. Problem is that Voodoo is insane, convinced that his jeans have come to life and are partying at night, messing up his bedroom. Stanley has the temerity to explain in the BTS that he believes in such nonsense, often finding his real-life room messed up with furniture moved around when he wakes up (probably from a drunken or drugged-out stupor).
He also voices the character Jeansy, the living jeans, that turns out to be real (yeah, right) by movie's end. Not only Savanna but also Voodoo's real-life wife Nicole Sheridan as a fellow nurse comfort him with sex, but he remains crazy. Show ends with the final line of dialog repeated several times accusatorially: "Who's crazy now?". Answer: Stanley.
This idiotic premiser permits the cast to overact unmercifully, especially Voodoo. Sex footage is all the masters at Vivid Video care about, so we have Kimberly Kane, very early in her career (blonde phase) as a waitress humping cook Evan Stone in the diner kitchen in the opening scene for extraneous sex, plus Savanna servicing a hammy patient Steven St. Croix, pretending to be a Latino and rock star. Rounding out the XXX is the super Tory Lane, giving Savanna a Sapphic work over.
A Stanley movie is not complete without cryptic elements, in this case a cameo by Sharon Kane (the Hall of Famer also on the crew) popping upright on a hospital gurney to look at her watch - a sight gag that certainly went over (or under) my head. As usual, the sets are ultra-cheap.