X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
William Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.
Wade Wilson: All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.
Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws, or the fingernails of a bag-lady...
[Victor draws his claws, Wilson draws his blades]
Wade Wilson: Manicure?
Logan: [to Victor] Easy.
Wade Wilson: Okay. People are dead.
William Stryker: If you didn't have that mouth of yours, Wade, you'd be the perfect solider.
[Wade gives a sarcastic salute to Stryker]
Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?
Remy LeBeau: Do I owe you money?
Remy LeBeau: Then Remy LeBeau, I am.
Kayla Silverfox: Do you know why the moon is so lonely?
Kayla Silverfox: Because she used to have a lover.
Logan: You tell this to the kids?
Kayla Silverfox: No.
Kayla Silverfox: His name was Kuekuatsu and they lived in the spirit world together.
Logan: Oh, this is a true story.
Kayla Silverfox: Mm-hm. And every night, they would wander the skies together. But, one of the other spirits was jealous. Trickster wanted the Moon for himself. So he told Kuekuatsu that the Moon had asked for flowers; he told him to come to our world and pick her some wild roses. But Kuekuatsu didn't know that once you leave the spirit world, you can never go back. And every night, he looks up in the sky and sees the Moon and howls her name. But... he can never touch her again.
Logan: Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.
[Logan reveals his adamantium claws]
Victor Creed: Oooh, shiny! Tell me something, Jimmy. Do you even know how to kill me?
Logan: I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off! See if that works!
Logan: [holding Stryker in a chokehold to the wall] For six years I've been here, no one knew me. And then you show up, and the next day she's dead!
William Stryker: I tried to warn you.
Logan: Why didn't you tell me it was Victor?
William Stryker: I didn't know!
Logan: [slams him against the wall] Bullshit! Why?
William Stryker: I swear on my son's life, I didn't!
[Logan releases his grip on him]
William Stryker: Victor's appetite was becoming too public. I had to lock him up. He felt I betrayed him. He went AWOL. He said he was coming for all of us.
Logan: You didn't come to warn me, you came to save your own ass.
William Stryker: So what's your plan, Captain? You can't beat him, Logan, you know you can't!
Logan: I'm gonna go find him and kill him.
William Stryker: I can give you the tools to defeat him.
[Logan stops and turns to look at Stryker]
William Stryker: And we can still save the others.
Logan: You mean save yourself, right?
William Stryker: I promise you two things: You will suffer more pain than any other man can endure. But you will have your revenge.
Logan: I come with you, I'm coming for blood. No law, no code of conduct. You point me in the right direction, you get the hell out of my way.
William Stryker: I have a job for you.
Logan: I already have a job.
David North: Lumberjack? Eighteen grand a year?
Logan: Eighteen five. Plus I haven't had to kill anybody.
David North: Miss it?
Logan: Right about now I am.
David North: Yeah?
William Stryker: Zero, back to the car.
Logan: [nods to the car as Zero keeps looking at him] Atta boy.
[clicks tongue. Zero goes to the car]
Wade Wilson: Fred got a new tattoo. I'm concerned.
Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo of a woman] Jesus, Fred, you just met her last night.
Frederick J. Dukes: I love her.
Logan: You love her? After one night?
Frederick J. Dukes: She's a gymnast.
[Creed has a drink in a bar after killing Silver Fox]
Bartender: You're not from around here, are you?
Victor Creed: [carving a smiley face into the table] What gave me away?
Logan: [outside, having tracked Creed down] VICTOR!
Victor Creed: [to the bartender] You got insurance on this place?
Bartender: Insurance? No.
Victor Creed: Too bad...
[Logan crashes into the bar]
Victor Creed: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.
Bartender: Guys, whatever this is, take it outside.
Logan: I wanna know why!
Victor Creed: Why? You don't call. You don't write. How else am I supposed to get your attention?
[They charge at each other]
Logan: [upon seeing the obese Fred] Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.
John Wraith: Hey, be nice, man.
Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo] Hey, fat... Fred. I seem to remember that girl when was about 85 pounds, huh?
Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.
Logan: You know where Victor is?
Frederick J. Dukes: No idea.
Logan: Where's the island, slim?
Frederick J. Dukes: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.
Logan: [gets into the ring] Listen, I ain't leaving here till you tell me where Victor is. So come on, bub, for old times' sake, huh?
Frederick J. Dukes: Did you just call me... Blob?
Logan: No, but...
[Fred cold cocks him by knocking him out of the ring]
John Wraith: I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?
Logan: I didn't call him Blob, I said bub! God damn it!
Remy LeBeau: You don't like flying, huh?
Logan: I'm fine. Just concentrate on what you're doing.
Remy LeBeau: You sure? You got a bit of sweat on your brow there.
Logan: Very funny. Just keep your eyes on the...
Remy LeBeau: On the what? The clouds? Keep my eyes on the clouds?
Logan: You're going up and down like a freaking yo-yo here! Where'd you get this thing, anyway?
Remy LeBeau: Oh, this is my baby. I won here in a game. Jacks over fives.
Remy LeBeau: Relax. We're almost there.
[they arrive at the island]
Remy LeBeau: There it is. The island. Three Mile Island. Hiding in plain sight. No one's gonna snoop around a nuclear reactor. They think it's gonna turn them into freaks.
Logan: Like you?
Frederick J. Dukes: You gonna puke?
Logan: If we were meant to fly, we'd grow wings.
David North: Aww, don't worry Nancy, more people die from driving than flying.
Logan: Yeah? How 'bout impaling?
John Wraith: Hey be nice! Or be your approximation of nice... would you like a bucket?
Logan: [to Agent Zero] Still shootin' first, askin' questions later?
David North: [shoots Wolverine's cigar to pieces] Still smoking cheap cigars?
Logan: This doesn't change anything between us. We're done.
Victor Creed: We could never be done, James. After all, we're brothers. And brothers look out for each other.
William Stryker: [over the radio] Zero!
David North: I'm down...
William Stryker: Zero, is he dead? Is Logan dead? Come in!
Logan: [speaking into the headphones] You tried to kill me.
William Stryker: Logan?
Logan: Where's Victor?
William Stryker: Come back to base, I'll explain everything. We'll take down Victor together...
Logan: Wrong answer. After I kill Victor, I'm coming for you.
William Stryker: Logan, if you go down this path, you're not gonna like what you find.
Logan: You wanted the animal, Colonel. You got it.
William Stryker: We're going to make you indestructible - but first, we're gonna have to destroy you. You remember what we were looking for in Africa?
Logan: I remember.
William Stryker: Well, I found it. It helped us to create a metal compound so strong, that you'll be able to withstand virtually anything. It's called adamantium. I can't put Victor down myself, Logan. To kill him, you'll have to embrace the other side, become the animal.
Logan: Let's do this.
William Stryker: Oh, I almost forgot...
[hold up Logan's dog tags]
Logan: I want new ones.
William Stryker: What do you want them to say?
Victor Creed: [to Logan when they are about to get executed] Wake me when it's over.
Logan: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best isn't very nice. I'm the Wolverine.
William Stryker: You were sentenced for decapitating a senior officer. The warden tells me that your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 1000 hours. How'd that go?
Logan: It tickled.
William Stryker: My name is Major William Stryker. You boys tired of running? Tired of denying your true nature? Tired of wars?
Victor Creed: Why do you care?
William Stryker: Oh, I care. I care because I know how valuable you are. I'm putting together a special team, with special privileges. So tell me, after defending this country for 150 years and 4 wars, how would you like to really serve your country?
William Stryker: Welcome to the war.
Kayla's Sister: I remember the day they came and took us away, the soldiers... hunting us. No one will stand up for us, we have to save ourselves. My name is Emma Frost. I'm a mutant. And our fight has just begun...
Remy LeBeau: When you said you were going to kill him, I thought you were exaggerating.
Logan: Do I look like a man who exaggerates?
[Deadpool reaches for his severed head]
Wade Wilson: [to the viewer] Shhhhh...
Victor Creed: When are you gonna figure it out? We're not like them!
Logan: I am NOTHING like you.
Victor Creed: Sure you are. You just don't know it yet.
William Stryker: Mutants. I don't hate them, I just know what they can do. You don't realize this, but we are at war. I took an oath: Protect this country. My name is William Stryker, and I am not a monster. I am simply a patriot.
Logan: My whole life I felt like an animal. Then she came along.
Logan: [wearing boxing gloves] This is your idea of an idea?
John Wraith: Trying to help you out, Logan. Dukes don't like you that much and you know it.
Logan: Feeling's mutual.
John Wraith: Then use those gloves, man. Dance with him a little bit, allow him to let his anger out on you. I figured if you'd do that he'd probably tell you everything you wanna know.
Logan: Come on, man, look at him. Got a big old ass coming out the front of his shirt. Jesus. He's gonna have a coronary for Christ's sake. Is there even a stretcher big enough to take this guy out of here?
[Wolverine gets pummeled]
John Wraith: It ain't him I'm worried about getting out of here on a stretcher.
Logan: [grunts with pain] You're an asshole.
Remy LeBeau: Large ones a hundred, and small ones a fifty. May I deal you any?
Logan: Well, what do I get for seventeen bucks?
Remy LeBeau: [laughs] Seventeen dollars? A cab ride home, perhaps.
[to Zero, who shot the Hudsons]
Logan: Those were good people back there. Innocent people.
David North: [laughs] It's funny how innocent people tend to die around you!
[Wolverine stops, and uses his claws to ignite gasoline and blow up Zero's copter]
[At a carnival, Bolt is in a trailer when he hears a knocking]
Chris Bradley: The show's over.
[the knocking continues]
Chris Bradley: I said, show's over!
[he opens the door]
Victor Creed: Show's never over for us, Bradley.
Chris Bradley: Victor...
Victor Creed: Can I come in?
Chris Bradley: [nervous] Yeah. Come on in.
Chris Bradley: You know, I've never said anything, to anyone, about what happened. I'm livin' a totally different life now, Victor. I always thought it would be Wade to come knocking on my door.
Victor Creed: Well, Wade's gone.
Chris Bradley: I'm not afraid of you. I'm afraid of dying.
Victor Creed: How do you know? You've never tried it before.
[Bradley is heard screaming, and all the lights in the carnival go out]
Victor Creed: You know, John, there's something I've always wanted to tell you...
[Wraith teleports behind Victor... and gets stabbed on cue]
Victor Creed: You're PREDICTABLE.
Logan: I thought you were the Moon and I was your Wolverine. Turns out you're the Trickster, and I'm just the fool who got played.
Remy LeBeau: See, the only difference between a winner and a loser is character. Every man has a price to charge, and a price to pay. Yeah, I've paid mine in spades.
Kayla Silverfox: [to Stryker] Walk until you bleed... then keep walking!
Logan: We didn't sign up for this.
Victor Creed: Who do you think you are? This is what we do!
Logan: I'm done.
Victor Creed: We can't just let you walk away!
[Logan rips off his dog tags and walks away]
Victor Creed: Jimmy!
William Stryker: Mutants. They have a purpose. They must be controlled. That's just the beginning.
[before the adamantium bonding commences]
Dr. Carol Frost: [to Logan] When it starts, whatever the reason is that you're doing this, focus on that. Maybe it will help.
Logan: Trust me, I've been through worse.
Dr. Carol Frost: No you haven't.
John Wraith: Move his ass. Dance with him, Fred!
Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, what's that? You wanna dance with me?
[Logan punches Dukes repeatedly]
Frederick J. Dukes: That feels good. Hey! Guess what?
[Dukes punches Logan once, and decks him]
John Wraith: Oh, is he gonna talk now! You got him right where you want him!
Logan: Whose side are you on, anyway?
Remy LeBeau: [dealing] So what brings you to our fair city, sir?
Logan: Victor Creed.
Remy LeBeau: [halts, looks at Logan] And who's that?
Logan: He's the man I'm gonna kill. You see, he works with a man named Stryker on an island. Just need to know where it is.
Remy LeBeau: And why would you think I know that?
Logan: Well, 'cause I know who you are, Gambit. You're the guy who escaped and you're the guy who's gonna take me back there.
Remy LeBeau: [stares at Logan's dog tags] Those are mighty nice tags you have there, sir. The men who took me had tags just like 'em.
Logan: Hey, now, bub, you listen to me...
[Gambit hurls an energized card at Logan]
Remy LeBeau: Two years I rotted in that hellhole and I ain't ever going back.
[Logan confronts Weapon XI, AKA Deadpool]
Logan: Wade, is that you?
[sees Weapon XI's his mouth has been completely sealed off]
Logan: Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, huh? Wade, you don't have to do this... all right, maybe you do.
Victor Creed: I am an animal who dreamed he was a man. But the dream is over and the beast is awake. And I will come for you, because it's my nature.
[John, Jimmy and Victor hear commotion downstairs]
Thomas Logan: Elizabeth!
Young James Logan: Father!
John Howlett: Stay where you are, James!
Young James Logan: Father!
[John runs downstairs]
John Howlett: I told you never to come back here!
[gunshot goes off, Elizabeth screams, Jimmy runs downstairs and finds John dead]
Thomas Logan: Back away. There are things you don't understand!
Elizabeth Howlett: James, go back upstairs.
[Jimmy's claws come out, he screams and charges at Thomas - stabbing him in the stomach]
Thomas Logan: He wasn't your father, son.
Elizabeth Howlett: What are you?
[Jimmy runs into the woods]
Remy LeBeau: If I learnt anything about life, it's this: always play the hand you're dealt. My name is Gambit... and I play for keeps.
Logan: In my whole life, I felt like an animal. I ignored my instincts, and I ignored what I really am. And that won't ever happen again.
Kayla Silverfox: Logan! You're not an animal.
Victor Creed: Oh, yes, you are. Do it. Finish it.
[Logan knocks him out]
Young Victor Creed: You're always sick.
Young James Logan: You were sick when you were my age.
Logan: [as he's fighting Gambit] Well, that's a nice stick.
[cuts Gambit's bo staff in half]
Heather Hudson: [driving, sees Logan running] Travis.
[stops the truck]
Heather Hudson: I think there's a naked man in our barn.
Travis Hudson: Yep.
Frederick J. Dukes: I don't regret the things I do. I'm proud of what I am. I'm proud of what I've done for my country. If you think you can take me, step up to Fred J. Dukes, you better run. 'Cause if I were to catch up, I might teach yah some manners.
Victor Creed: I despise my humanity as much as you cherish yours. And I will come for you without mercy.
[Thomas Logan is heard shouting]
John Howlett: Your father's drunk again, Victor. I think you should take him home.
Young Victor Creed: It's not MY name he's calling, sir.
[Victor tackles Logan after he killed his father]
Young James Logan: I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
Young Victor Creed: Yes, you did!... He deserved it. And you gave it to him.
John Wraith: I'm coming with you, Logan!
Logan: There's no redemption where I'm going, John.
John Wraith: I ain't asking for it!
[Sabretooth punches Kestrel]
John Wraith: You shouldn't have done that. Now I'm gonna have to kill you before Logan gets his chance!
[Logan climbs up to the top of a cooling tower at Three Mile Island]
Logan: Let's see you dance up here.
[Weapon XI teleports up to Logan and they fight]
William Stryker: All the horrible things in your life... Your father, the wars, I can make all this go away. You can live knowing that the woman you loved was hunted down, or you can join me. I promise you will have your revenge.
Victor Creed: Looking for me?
[Creed grabs Silver Fox by the neck]
William Stryker: Logan isn't the only piece of this puzzle.
John Wraith: [about Fred Dukes] Whatever you do, don't mention his weight.
David North: My job, my mission is not to fear, and not to think. I execute orders and I eliminate others without prejudice.
William Stryker: Fred!
Frederick J. Dukes: The tank?
William Stryker: The tank.
Frederick J. Dukes: Yeah, I got it!
William Stryker: You could never survive the adamantium bonding...
Victor Creed: Whatever you did to him, I can take it!
[Victor grabs Kayla]
Kayla Silverfox: Let go.
Victor Creed: Sorry, your mind games don't work on me.
[operating on Logan]
Surgeon: Is this a joke? This man's fine!