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Simon / Stanley
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Kate
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Zack
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Ashley
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Riff
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Vicky
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Lonnie (as Lori Lynn Lively)
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Molly
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Sommer
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Garth
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Sarah
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Will
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The pothead Zack; the sweethearts Kate and Riff; the slut Vicky; and the spoiled Ashley travel by van to the backwoods to camp. They meet two strange gravediggers that advise them to leave the place otherwise they could be murdered. Then they meet the deranged retarded Simon in the gas station and Riff has a friction with the guy. They find a paradisiac spot to camp at the riverside, but Simon and Stanley transform their holiday in a nightmarish night. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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You forgot to say..... SIMON SAYS

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Rated R for bloody horror violence and gore, drug use, language and brief sexuality/nudity | See all certifications »

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24 September 2006 (USA)  »

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$3,000,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Harold Smith is credited as Harold 'Smitty' Smith in the beginning credits, and as Harold Smith in the end credits. See more »

Goofs

After Stanley rips open Kate's shirt with a knife, in the next scene she is seen running through the forest and her shirt is buttoned again. See more »

Quotes

Simon: Simon:"You forgot to say 'Simon Says'"
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Crazy Credits

"No dogs were stomped, thrown, or run over by cars (twice), during the making of this motion picture." (Ironically, almost immediately below that text is this: "In Loving Memory of Tofu". Tofu was the dog that played Reggie B in the movie.) See more »

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References The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) See more »

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So Stay in Love
Written by Kissing Tigers
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Interesting for the genre lovers, skip otherwise
7 July 2007 | by (Moscow, Russia) – See all my reviews

To make a long story short: it's not scary, and is poor in every aspect

  • script, camera, directing, acting.. Moreover it tries (poorly again)


to be a grotesque in a way of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre II. So Simon says: "Do not watch this movie".

Good news is that it has got a spark of creativity, i.e. some of the scenes/effects were way beyond my expectation like one with a dog, and with flying blonde. Brutal, cold blooded, blunt, not too detailed - right to what it should be.

Well, simply avoid this Simon unless you are a horror fan with some exploratory streak.


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