- Noah Schiavone: [discussing the Ultimate Warrior] Do you think he brought the weasel suit with him, Heenan?
- Bobby Heenan: Try shutting up, Tony.
- Noah Schiavone: Four hundred pounds of bad attitude.
- Bobby Heenan: That's ethier a perfect description of King Kong Bundy or your mother-in-law.
- Noah Schiavone: Sabu is one of the craziest wrestlers I've ever seen. I even get worried about him from calling the action all the way back here.
- Larry Whistler: Schiavone, look at the man. Head to toe, he is covered with a massive scar tissue.
- Noah Schiavone: Seems that the more violent the match gets, the more he likes it.
- Larry Whistler: He lives for it. Normal is not his middle name.
- Bobby Heenan: I heard that Duggan took an IQ test once and he got a golf score.
- Noah Schiavone: Oh, give me a break.
- Bobby Heenan: The funny part is that Duggan thought he won because he had the lowest score.
- Noah Schiavone: I've had more than one tie chewed up by Abdullah during interviews.
- Bobby Heenan: Guys that ugly get what they deserve.
- Noah Schiavone: What do you think of when you hear the name Andy Kaufman, Brain?
- Bobby Heenan: Where's the bathroom?