Stephen's new co-host Alan Colmes analyzes the Democrats' racism. Tek Jansen tries to free some delicious, innocent civilians from slavery. Stephen helps John King pick a new name for his show, and Colmes gets fired.
Stephen Colbert welcomes back Neil de Grasse Tyson, the first African American director of the American Museum of Natural History's Hayden Planetarium, in New York City, for his sixth visit. Also, Jeff Goldblum makes another appearance to refute the claims of his death... only to be convinced he is dead and then proceeds to eulogize himself.