Survivor Series (2005 TV Special)
Edge: Starting very soon, we are going to debut our very own show: The cutting Edge. I can tell you're excited because there's not going to be any fluff... no stupid palm trees, no cheesy TV screens; nothing but a live mike and me. And I know that scares alot of people because I tell the truth.
Edge: [to Detroit Tiger Dimitri Young] Now Dimitri, is it a lack of talent or a lack of steroids
[that explains your baseball team's poor performance?]
Edge: I'm not saying it's you; I'm not saying you're injecting any foreign substances into your body; except a whole lot of cheeseburgers fatty. But lets face it: baseball is a crock. It's filled with a bunch of overpaid crybabies, hooked on amphetamines.
John Cena: [to Eric Bischoff] So, Eric Bischoff screws guys. Not really my thing, but I hope it works out for you.
Tazz: [about Chris Masters] I don't give a rat's ass about this guy!
Lita: [to Edge] Hey baby, I think our base player
[blows' her line]
Lita: our baseball player dude, I think he wants to say something.
Edge: OK well the Cutting Edge show will be an equal opportunities show, so Mark Henry you...
[at that point commentator Jonathon Coachman laughs because Edge is saying that Dimitri Young looks like Mark Henry]
Dmitri Young: Edge we do have one thing in common, I hit balls you have no balls!