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Year: 2005 | 2006 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2016


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: This Show Is Called Squidbillies

16 October 2005
Introducing America's favorite animated family.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Christian Danley

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Lane Grayson
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Nick Ingkatanuwat

Mary Kraft ... Krystal / Mom - Live Action Commercial (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Kyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 1, Episode 2: Take This Job and Love It

23 October 2005
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Fred Armisen ... Miguel (voice)
Stewart Breihut

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 1, Episode 3: School Days, Fool Days

30 October 2005
Rusty is home schooled by Early.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)
Phil Samson ... CIA Guy (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 1, Episode 4: Chalky Trouble

6 November 2005
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
Stewart Breihut ... Jesus (voice)
Shawn Coleman

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 1, Episode 5: Family Trouble

13 November 2005
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Todd Barry ... Dr. Bug (voice)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal / TV Stand-up Comedian (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)
Vishal Roney
Brendon Small ... Dr. Jerry (voice) (as Donald Cock)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 1, Episode 6: Office Politics Trouble

20 November 2005
Early concocts a popular new beverage.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Fred Armisen ... Miguel (voice)

Todd Barry ... Glenn (voice)
Stewart Breihut
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Amanda Marks ... Voice Over
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)
Brendon Small ... (voice) (as Donald Cock)
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

17 September 2006
Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Earlie Cuyler (voice) (as Danny Baker)

Jonathan Katz ... The Therapist (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russle 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)
Billie Reaves ... Sheriff's Mom

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 2: Butt Trouble

24 August 2006
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 3: Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

1 October 2006
Early does his part to support Georgia public education.
Stewart Breihut ... Jesus (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Bruce Martin
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 4: Swayze Crazy

8 October 2006
The squids meet a legless drifter.

Brooks Braselman
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Merrill Hagan
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Kyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 5: Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

16 October 2006
Early's party hat enrages God.

Fred Armisen ... Jesus (voice)
Stewart Breihut ... Jesus (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Kyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 6: Meth O.D to My Madness

22 October 2006
Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 7: The Tiniest Princess

29 October 2006
A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Kyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)
Jon Wurster ... (voice)

Season 2, Episode 8: Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

5 November 2006
Granny cheats death for another week.

Todd Barry ... Dr. Glenn (voice)
Stewart Breihut
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Brendon Small
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Melissa Warrenburg

Gregory Alan Williams ... (voice) (as G. Travis Williams)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 9: Bubba Trubba

12 November 2006
Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Gregory Alan Williams ... (voice) (as G. Travis Williams)

Dave Willis ... Narrator, Plumber Bubba (voice)

Season 2, Episode 10: Burned and Reburned Again

19 November 2006
Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Scott Hilley

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)
Don Barnes ... Himself (voice)
Danny Chauncey ... Himself (voice)
Larry Junstrom ... Himself (voice)

Season 2, Episode 11: Terminus Trouble

26 November 2006
Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Edward Hastings ... Judge (voice) (as Ned Hastings)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Mike Schatz ... Counselor (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 12: Survival of the Dumbest

10 December 2006
Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Stewart Breihut ... Jesus (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Scott Hilley
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Kyler (voice)

Charles Napier ... Sheriff (voice)

Patton Oswalt ... One-Eyed Squid (voice) (as Shecky Chucklestein)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 2, Episode 13: A Sober Sunday

29 December 2006
Early circumvents state law.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Lauren Vaughan

Dave Willis ... Narrator / Denny (voice)

Season 2, Episode 14: Rebel with a Claus

25 December 2006
Early ruins Christmas.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Jim Fortier
Merrill Hagan
Edward Hastings ... (voice) (as Ned Hastings)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Thom Nicolette
Phil Samson

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Webnecks

20 January 2008
Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 2: Beast Implants

27 January 2008
Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 3: Tween Stream

3 February 2008
Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russle 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 4: Wing Nut

10 February 2008
Early's DNA is finally put to good use.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russle 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 5: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation'.

17 February 2008
Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

Season 3, Episode 6: Earth Worst

24 February 2008
The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

Fred Armisen ... Hippie Killed with Chainsaw (voice)
Stewart Breihut
Shawn Coleman

Rachel Dratch ... Hippie Woman (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russel 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)
Jon Wurster ... Dakota the Hippie (voice) (as Roy Ziegler)

Season 3, Episode 7: The Good One

2 March 2008
Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 8: Sharif

9 March 2008
Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

Season 3, Episode 9: Condition: Demolition!

16 March 2008
Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Eric Butterbean Esch ... Himself (voice) (as Eric 'Butterbean' Esch)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)
Pete Smith
Thom Nicolette ... (voice) (as Thom Foolery)

Season 3, Episode 10: The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

23 March 2008
A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
David Jackson
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 11: The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

6 April 2008
Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Thom Nicolette ... (voice) (as Thom Foolery)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 12: Tuscaloosa Dumpling

13 April 2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dana Swanson ... Glenn's Wife

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 13: Armageddon It On!

20 April 2008
The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Pete Smith ... Boyd (voice)
Stewart Breihut ... Jesus (voice)
Riley Martin ... Horseman of Pestilence (voice)
Larry Munson ... God (voice)
Shawn Coleman
Thom Nicolette ... (voice) (as Thom Foolery)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 14: Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

27 April 2008
An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Kate Kneeland ... (voice) (as Katie Kneeland)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 15: Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

4 May 2008
The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)
Greg Hollimon ... Pine Booby Leader (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)

Jason Mantzoukas ... Pine Booby (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 16: An Officer and a Dental Dam

11 May 2008
Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 17: The Okaleechee Dam Jam

18 May 2008
Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.
Shawn Coleman ... Singer (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)
Nick Ingkatanuwat ... Monster (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell 'Rusty' Cuyler (voice)
Joe Neil

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)
David Allan Coe ... Himself (uncredited)

Season 3, Episode 18: Mud Days and Confused

1 June 2008
A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.
Vernon Chatman ... Shuckey the Corn Mascot (voice) (as Clarence Towelstein)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 19: Pile M for Murder

25 May 2008
Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Riley Martin ... Dan Halen's Conscience (voice)
Pete Smith ... Boyd (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 3, Episode 20: Krystal Meth

8 June 2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Brendon Small ... (voice) (as Donald Cock)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4


Season 4, Episode 1: Lerm

17 May 2009
An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 2: The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube

24 May 2009
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Season 4, Episode 3: The Fine Ol' Solution

31 May 2009
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
Ricardo Duero ... (voice) (as Ricardo Duenos)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Miguel Espinosa

Hugo Garcia
Carlos Guillen ... (voice) (as Carlos Gillen)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Cesar Martinez
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 4: Anabolic-holic

7 June 2009
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
Stewart Breihut
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Mick Foley ... Thunderclap
Todd Hanson
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
George Lowe ... Wrestling Promo Announcer (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Brendon Small ... (voice) (as Donald Cock)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 5: Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind

14 June 2009
Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.
Stewart Breihut
Joshua Coleman ... (voice) (as Josh Coleman)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice) (as Patti French)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Stan Robak

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 6: The Big Gay Throwdown

21 June 2009
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Season 4, Episode 7: Atone Deaf

28 June 2009
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 8: God's Bro

5 July 2009
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)

A. Smith Harrison ... Narrator / Dr. Horny (as Smith Harrison)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Sketch MacQuinor
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Mike Schatz ... Scientist (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Sean Watkins

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 9: Reunited, and It Feels No Good

19 July 2009
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dan Triandiflou

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 4, Episode 10: Not Without My Cash Cow!

19 July 2009
When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Granger Beem
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dan Triandiflou

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 5


Season 5, Episode 1: Need for Weed

16 May 2010
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Pete Smith
Brendon Small ... (voice) (as Donald Cock)
Stewart Breihut

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Widespread Panic ... Themselves (voice)
John Bell ... Himself (voice)
John 'Jojo' Hermann ... Himself (voice) (as John Hermann)
Jimmy Herring ... Himself (voice)
Todd Nance ... Himself (voice)
Domingo S. Ortiz ... Himself (voice)
Dave Schools ... Himself (voice)

Season 5, Episode 2: The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

23 May 2010
Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Stewart Breihut

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)
Shawn Coleman
Mamie White ... Krystal's Cousin (voice) (as Mamie Warner)

Season 5, Episode 3: Dead Squid Walking

30 May 2010
When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
George Lowe ... Wrestling Promo Announcer (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Alan Steadman
Jesco White ... Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 5, Episode 4: Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

6 June 2010
The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

Season 5, Episode 5: Holodeck Redneck

13 June 2010
Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Billie Reaves ... Mammy (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 5, Episode 6: Frivolacious Squidigation?

20 June 2010
Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.
Stewart Breihut
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Edward Hastings ... (voice) (as Ned Hastings)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 5, Episode 7: Fatal Distraction

27 June 2010
Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.
Tim Andrews ... Homicidal GPS (voice)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Paul Stanley ... Himself (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 5, Episode 8: Clowny Freaks

5 July 2010
Clowny Daggers!
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Shawn Coleman ... Clown Boy (voice)
Andrew Montesi ... Festival of the Clown Freak Ad Announcer (voice)
Todd Snider ... Lobster Freak (voice)
Larry Wachs ... Clown (voice)

Dave Willis ... Narrator (voice)

Season 5, Episode 9: Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

11 July 2010
Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.

Season 5, Episode 10: America: Why I Love Her

18 July 2010
Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.
Stewart Breihut
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Narrator / Denny (voice)

Season 6


Season 6, Episode 1: Asbestos I Can

11 September 2011
Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Brendon Small ... (voice) (as Donald Cock)
Pete Smith

Dana Swanson ... Glenn's Wife (voice)

Dave Willis ... Glenn (voice)
Zach Hanks
Kevin Gillespie ... Himself (voice)

T-Pain ... Himself (voice)

Season 6, Episode 2: Class of '86

18 September 2011
At his high school reunion, the Sheriff settles an old score.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Season 6, Episode 3: Velvet Messiah

25 September 2011
Early proves he's smarter than a town full of idiots.

Season 6, Episode 4: Big E

2 October 2011
Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)

Dave Willis
Pete Smith

Jeff Bryan Davis ... (voice) (as Jeff Davis)
Dave Stone ... Brock Bill (voice)

Season 6, Episode 5: Keeping It in the Family Way

9 October 2011
Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.
Elizabeth Cook ... Tammi
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Season 6, Episode 6: Snow Daddy

16 October 2011
Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.

Season 6, Episode 7: Ballmart

23 October 2011
Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dana Swanson ... Glenn's Wife

Season 6, Episode 8: The Pharaoh's Wad

30 October 2011
Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.

Season 6, Episode 9: Return of Gaga Pee Pap

6 November 2011
Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.

Season 6, Episode 10: Trucked Up!

13 November 2011
On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Riley Martin
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Billy Joe Shaver ... Customs Agent / TV Announcer (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis

Season 7


Season 7, Episode 1: Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

23 July 2012
While Tammi gets ready to give birth to her and Rusty's child, Rusty struggles at his new job.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Faye Otto
Brendon Small ... (voice) (as Donald Cock)

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis
Max Willis

Season 7, Episode 2: Beware the Butt-Cutter

30 July 2012
When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.

Season 7, Episode 3: Squidbilly Manfishing

6 August 2012
Sheriff and Rusty go on a manhunt for Early at Lake Okaleechee.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Bill Mondy

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Dave Willis ... Denny (voice)

Season 7, Episode 4: Green and Sober

13 August 2012
Lil's loved ones try to get her re-addicted to drugs
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Matt Foster ... Tattoo Artist

Patricia French ... Aunt Lil (voice)
Edward Hastings ... (voice) (as Ned Hastings)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Paleface
Grey Revell

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Ellis Walden

Dave Willis

Season 7, Episode 5: The Legend of Kid Squid

20 August 2012
Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.

Season 7, Episode 6: From Russia with Stud

27 August 2012
Sheriff almost makes the biggest mistake of his life, then does.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Katie Girard
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler
Billie Reaves ... Sheriff's Mom (voice)
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny

Season 8


Season 8, Episode 1: Granite Caverns

11 August 2013
Dan Halen's most recent business venture takes off when he advertises Rusty's chalk art as cave drawings created by ancient aliens.

Season 8, Episode 2: Ga-Ga-Ghost

August 2013
Early goes on a rampage with a ghost.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler

Mary Kraft ... Krystal (voice)
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Jesco White ... Gaga Pee Pap (voice)

Dave Willis ... Denny (voice)

Season 8, Episode 3: The Inkubator Lives!

August 2013
Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.

Season 8, Episode 4: Drone to the Bone

September 2013
America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.

Season 8, Episode 5: A Jailhouse Divided

September 2013
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.

Season 8, Episode 6: Stop. Jammertime!

September 2013
A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.

Season 8, Episode 7: Thou Shale Not Drill

September 2013
The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.

Season 8, Episode 8: The Squid Stays in the Picture

October 2013
Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.

Season 8, Episode 9: Gun of a Son

13 October 2013
Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

Season 9


Season 9, Episode 1: Hetero-cephalo Agenda

21 September 2014
Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality. Includes a sneak peek of the new series Mr. Pickles!
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')

Mary Kraft ... Krystal
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)
Doug Richards
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... Denny (voice)

Season 9, Episode 2: Limbitless

28 September 2014
Early trades his legs for walking around money.

Season 9, Episode 3: Taint Misbehavin'

5 October 2014
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Season 9, Episode 4: Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

12 October 2014
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
Unknown Hinson ... Early (as Stuart Daniel Baker)
Niko Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty (voice)
Faye Otto

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis ... (voice)

Season 9, Episode 5: Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

19 October 2014
Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.

Season 9, Episode 6: A Walk to Dignity

2 November 2014
Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.

Season 9, Episode 7: Granny Hotfoot

9 November 2014
Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.

Season 9, Episode 8: Sheriff-in-law

16 November 2014
Early puts his love in all the wrong places.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Edward Hastings ... (voice) (as Ned Hastings)
Scott Hilley ... Reverend (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis

Season 9, Episode 9: Hybrid to Hell

23 November 2014
Early loses the love of his life.
Shawn Coleman
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Russell Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis

Season 9, Episode 10: Jose, Can You? Si!

30 November 2014


Todd Barry

Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Jim Fortier
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Scott Hilley
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis

Season 10


Season 10, Episode 1: Lipstick on a Squid

10 July 2016
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Amber Nash ... Prosperity (voice) (as Amber C. Nash)

Tara Ochs
Mike Schatz

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis

Season 10, Episode 2: Southern Pride and Prejudice

17 July 2016
Dan Halen is trying to throw away all the confederate flags away so tourist would come to their town.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice)
Matt Foster
Todd Hanson ... Dan Halen (voice)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')

Mary Kraft ... Krystal
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Alan Steadman

Dave Willis

Season 10, Episode 3: TRACKWOOD RACE-IST

14 August 2016
Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.
Niko Coleman

Dave Hill
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)
Faye Otto

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)
Max Willis

Season 10, Episode 4: THE PEEP

31 July 2016
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.
Shawn Coleman
Whit Davies
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)
Paul Painter ... Radio deejay (voice)

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Dave Willis

Season 10, Episode 5: Vicki

7 August 2016
Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')

Leslie Sharp ... Vicki
Pete Smith

Dave Willis

Season 10, Episode 6: CEPHALO-ECTOMY

14 August 2016
You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.
Niko Coleman
Jeff Defalque
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff (voice) (as Bobby Ellerbee)
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (voice) (as Unknown Hinson 'Stuart D. Baker')
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty Cuyler (voice)
Faye Otto
Eddie Ray
Pete Smith

Dana Snyder ... Granny (voice)

Joseph Winford Warren ... Doctor (voice)
Zach White

Dave Willis
Sadie Willis

Season 10, Episode 7: Greener Pastor

21 August 2016
Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.
Unknown Hinson ... Early Cuyler (as Stuart Daniel Baker)

Dana Snyder ... Granny
Bobby F. Ellerbee ... Sheriff

Jason Isbell ... Reverend
Daniel McDevitt ... Rusty
Pete Smith ... Boyd

Joseph Winford Warren ... Waiter (voice)

Dave Willis ... Denny

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