I do apprecinate the generous offer, but knifery is the tool of an idiot. I listen to my gut and my gut tells me that this ain't a fit, but my heart says this could work and gut's a damn moron, so they get to carring on and then my brain chimes in and saying I got to try my hand at the fast second pace world of adult literture.
Early you sure you don't want to sleep on it? This is a 4 figure opportunity.
You want to sleep forever? I said Adult Literture!