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(1988 Video)

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Narrator: James Dean was tortured... His face was tortured!

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[singing]

Narrator: Sparkey drives the Tracter Of Torture!

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Narrator: Are you going to drink the Kool-Aid?

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Narrator: Are you going to let the people in this footage die in vain?

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Narrator: Oooh! Oh, my, ooh, I love this part! The train wreck part! Oooh! Where's my lube? This part makes me get all tingly in my ball sack! Me and my little baby brother, Damon, always love to, you know, do each other while this scene is on. I wonder where Damon is now? I wonder what he's wearing now? He alwayss did give a good bj. Ooooh! There goes my ballsack, gettin' all tingly again!

[he giggles and we hear a toilet flushing]

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Narrator: [after farting loudly] Oooh, now that's torture for ya!

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Narrator: [singing] Booboo bee doop! Gibbly godda gobbledy gook oop! Glubby glubby blubby New York! Teeheehee! Oooh! I'll be back in a minute, I just have to weewee. Then, I'll flush the Toilet Bowl of Torture!

[giggles hysterically]

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Narrator: I like to weewee in people's mailboxes.

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Narrator: [singing] I'm dreaming of a black Christmas, with every little kid I killed. Let the -

[he abruptly stops singing, and we hear a toilet flushing]

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Narrator: [singing] "Tor - ture, tor - ture... Torture me!"

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