Komodo vs. Cobra (2005) 2.8
Two random dudes and one hot girl (Michelle Borth) are running away from a terribly rendered giant Komodo Dragon... See full synopsis » Director:Jim Wynorski |
|
| Watch Trailer 0Share... |
Komodo vs. Cobra (2005) 2.8
Two random dudes and one hot girl (Michelle Borth) are running away from a terribly rendered giant Komodo Dragon... See full synopsis » Director:Jim Wynorski |
|
| Watch Trailer 0Share... |
| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Michael Paré | ... |
Mike A. Stoddard
|
|
| Michelle Borth | ... |
Dr. Susan Richardson
|
|
|
|
Ryan McTavish | ... |
Jerry Ryan
|
| Renee Talbert | ... |
Carrie
|
|
| Jerri Manthey | ... |
Sandra
|
|
| Ted Monte | ... |
Ted
|
|
|
|
Glori-Anne Gilbert | ... |
Darla
|
| Rene Rivera | ... |
Dirk
(as René Rivera)
|
|
|
|
Jay Richardson | ... |
Dr. Richardson
|
| Rod McCary | ... |
General Bradley
|
|
| Roark Critchlow | ... |
Major Garber
|
|
| Paul Logan | ... |
Major Frank
|
|
| Damian T. Raven | ... |
Weeks
(as Damian Raven)
|
|
| Chris Neville | ... |
Lerner
|
|
| Delpaneaux Wills | ... |
Marsden
(as Del Wills)
|
|
Two random dudes and one hot girl (Michelle Borth) are running away from a terribly rendered giant Komodo Dragon... See full synopsis »
I am currently watching this movie and I have absolutely no hesitation in reviewing it now. The acting is ridiculous. Half the cast must be retired porno actors, and to get kicked off pornos you could imagine the quality of acting.
The graphics are unlike anything I have ever seen. I think there are puppet shows with more believability. They can't even afford blanks for the guns they shoot at the pathetic excuse for monsters. Perhaps I should also note how incredibly impressed I am at the number of 'bullets' their pistols can hold.
If asked to summarise the movie, I would say that someone had rustled up a group of complete no-hopers at the local county-fair, slapped them on an island, added needlessly intense music and let a 6 year old do the editing.
I can honestly not formulate any possible explanation for why this movie was released, recorded on DVD and costs $6 from my local video store for one day. If anything I have received the benefit of knowing that I am a lot smarter than all parties involved in this film.
I hate this movie with great intensity. Why? I wish I knew Captain, I wish I knew....