Lust Connection (2005) (TV)

User Rating:

3.7/10   

Director:

Jim Wynorski

Writer:

Jim Wynorski (writer)

Release Date:

31 May 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Thriller

Plot:

A married man finds various women in Internet fantasy chats. When his buxom wife dies, he claims one of his lovers surely did it. Is it incidental that his wife's identical twin fully sympathizes with his affairs?

Plot Keywords:

Sexploitation | Sexual Fantasy | Internet Chat | Webcam | Implied Cunnilingus

Cast

Glori-Anne Gilbert	...	Jenny / Susan
Frank Harper	...	Rick
Jay Richardson	...	Detective Blake
Kirk Flavious	...	Detective Kramer
Julie K. Smith	...	Sasha
Chasey Lain	...	Pizza Molly
Avy Scott	...	Cora
Monique Parent	...	Beth
Jodie Moore	...	The Stranger
Holly Hollywood	...	Girl in Hotel

Runtime:

USA:77 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | Stereo

Company:

Seduction Cinema

Trivia:

Filmed concurrently with The Witches of Breastwick (2005) (V).

Quotes:

[With his wife away shopping, Rick has a phone call just as his buxom Internet lover Sasha wants to mount him on his couch]
Rick: Hello?
Jenny: Hey, honey, I just pulled up at the market. What did you want for dinner? I was thinking... casseroles?
Rick: [as Sasha shoves her large breasts in front of his face] Hmm, I... I don't know, honey. Are melons in seasons?
Jenny: I think so. Since when did you start eating melons?
Rick: I... I saw something on the Internet and they said that melons were good to your libido.
Jenny: [excited] Really? Well, what kind of melons?
[...]

Surprisingly Good and What a Hot Cast!

Before I wrote this review, I had to figure out a quick math problem. I remembered writing in my review for Vamps 2: Blood Sisters about the TWO big reasons I liked Glori-Anne Gilbert's performance. But I enjoyed her performance twice as much in Lust Connection, and I couldn't figure out why. I finally realized why there was a discrepancy. Ms. Gilbert plays two different characters in Lust Connection, and both of them get naked a lot. So I actually had FOUR big reasons to smile. Problem solved.

I don't always enjoy erotic thrillers. Most of the time they leave me disappointed. There's too much focus on the erotic scenes, and not enough on the actual "thriller" part of the story. I was somewhat shocked when Lust Connection actually delivered a watchable story to accompany the eroticism! Lust Connection is all about Rick Taylor, an internet millionaire whose incredibly hot wife Susan (Glori Anne Gilbert with blonde hair) is found dead in a hot tub. When he becomes the prime suspect in the murder case, he confesses to the detective that he had been having affairs with women he met on the internet. Rick has a series of flashbacks to these various encounters, trying to find the woman who might have murdered his wife. Susan's twin sister, Jenny (Gilbert again with dark hair), shows up to offer support to Rick.

More than anything, this story is about Rick Taylor being the luckiest man alive. Not only does he find plenty of women on the internet willing to meet him for illicit sex, but they are all knockouts! One of them is played by porn superstar Chasey Lain, who is the subject of my favorite song by The Bloodhound Gang.

Most of the time these erotic thrillers have to settle for whatever skank actresses they can find to take their clothes off. But the producers of Lust Connection found some mighty fine women for this scorch-fest.

Seduction Cinema is releasing three more movies from the director of Lust Connection later this year. I'm really looking forward to the one titled The House on Hooter Hill. I'm ready to give that one five stars simply for the title alone.

Don't bother adding Lust Connection to your Netflix queue. Go ahead and buy it. You won't be disappointed as it stands up to repeat viewings, if you get my drift.