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She's the Man (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Andrew: Well hey there pretty lady.

Monique: Ew! What... what are you hitting on me?

Andrew: I was just...

Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

Viola: Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter...

[after getting hit in the crotch with a soccer ball by Toby]

Viola: [as Sebastian] Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!

Viola: ...and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY.

Duke: It's just like what Coach says before every game: Be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I think our best chance to be great here today, is to have you play.

Viola: Okay, who's your daddy?

Duke: Huh?

Viola: I got her to consider you! You're half way in man!

Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?

Viola: No. You don't want to freak her out, you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello?

Viola: [after Duke looks away in frustration] Why do I get the feeling you don't do this very often?

Duke: Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls.

Viola: Why? You're hot!

Duke: What?

Viola: [clears throat] Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.

Duke: Look, I don't know, I just always say the wrong- I just always say the wrong thing.

Viola: OK. Alright, come on, get up. I wanna trying something where I'm gonna act like a girl and you're gonna talk to me, ok?

Duke: Ew. Do, do I have to?

Viola: Yes. Cause, "I'm Viola. Duke, nice to meet you."

Duke: OK, that was creepy. You really just sounded like a girl just then.

Viola: I used to imitate my sister all the time. I got really good at it. Come on, get up. Ask me some questions and if the chemistry's right, things will just start flowin'.

Duke: Questions about what?

Viola: Anything. Ask me if I like... cheese.

Duke: [laughing] Um, ok. Do you... like... cheese?

Viola: [Girl's voice] Why yes I do. My favourite's gouda.

Duke: I like gouda too?

Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.

Malcolm: Prove it.

Sebastian: Okay.

[pulls down his soccer shorts, everyone sees his privates]

Roger: [His Dad in the audience] That's my boy.

Eunice: Soccer is the world's favorite sport.

Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?

Duke: What?

Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED?

Justin: Could you be a girl for just 5 seconds

Viola: Ok... First of all it's not a stupid soccer issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, times up.

[slaps him in the face]

Malcolm: I am convinced he's hiding something.

Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.

Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway.

Principal Gold: Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?

Malcolm: No, sir, I...

Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy...

[Viola shows her bare boobs to prove she's a girl and earlier Sebastian showed his privates to prove he's a boy ]

Roger: Is it just me or this soccer game have more nudity than most?

Principal Gold: [referring to Sebastian] He's probably halfway to China by now, I mean, he showed his "willis and doodleberries"...

Sebastian: Present!

Viola: I just can't do this.

Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean.

[sees Olivia switch kissing booth places with Viola]

Duke: Just my luck.

[sees look on Viola's face]

Duke: No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Ok. Um, on the other hand you're also...

Viola: I am? Thanks, I, guess.

9 Year Old Boy: You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.

Duke: Haha, why don't you just - relax.

[to Viola]

Duke: Um, um, um- maybe I should kiss you now, I gave that girl my ticket and I waited in line.

Viola: Well, it's the least I can do.

Duke: Uh, ok - here I go. Um - uh...

[They kiss]

Duke: Ok, I think that was one ticket's worth.

Viola: Na-uh, you need a little bit more.

[she kisses him again]

Viola: So, what brings you here?

Duke: Well, a few days ago I kissed this girl at a kissing booth. And now, I just can't seem to stop thinking about it.

Viola: Neither can she.

Duke: Plus, I miss my roommate. I really liked him.

Viola: Well, he's right in here.

[pointing to her heart]

Viola: Listen, I know I should have told you who I was, but I was afraid. I'm sorry.

Duke: Well, you know maybe if I had known you were a girl, we wouldn't have talked like we did, and got to know each other the same way. And that would've been a shame.

Viola: Just so you know, everything you told me when I was a guy, just made me like you so much more as a girl.

Duke: Ok, but just from here on in, everything would just be alot easier if you stayed a girl.

Viola: [as Sebastian] I gotta be completely honest. The whole dissecting thing kinda freaks me out, so uh... I think you may have to take the reins on this one.

Olivia: Wow, most guys would have never admit that.

Viola: Oh crap! You're right.

Olivia: No, don't worry I think it's refreshing.

Viola: You do?

Malcolm: [interupts] No paper near the bunsen burner.

Viola: Wait!

Olivia: What's this? poems?

Viola: Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.

Olivia: [reading] "Wake up I've been waiting for you".

[Finishes]

Olivia: Those are really good. So honest.

Viola: I know. I keep telling him... me... meself... my... myself.

Malcolm: I write songs too, Olivia.

Olivia: Really? Wonderful.

Malcolm: Check it out.

[sings]

Malcolm: I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside

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Viola: No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!

Duke: Okay

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Toby: [talking about Eunice] She's got a little somethin' somethin'.

Andrew: Yeah... asthma and headgear.

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Viola: [screaming with Duke, after seeing Malcom's spider] You kill it! Your the man! Er... The... Bigger... Man!

Duke: [Using one of Viola's tampons after getting into a fight with Justin at the carnival] Oh, yeah, I uh, borrowed one of your... yeah... and you're right, they really do work.

Viola: Oh my god you're hurt...

[clears throat]

Viola: I mean, suck it up, be a man and rub some dirt on it

Duke: Okay, I'll rub some dirt in it...

Cheryl: Viola, darling. Remember, chew like you have a secret...

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Viola: I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.

Malcolm: [startled gasp then realizes he forgot to introduce himself] Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower... Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.

[Duke walks in and hits Malcolm behind the head with a towel. Malcolm emits a high-pitched squeal]

Viola: Sup dog?

Duke: Yeah, what's kickin', homie?

Viola: Later.

Duke: Hey, you forgot, ew...

[holding up Viola's chest bandage]

Duke: This, coolio.

Viola: Word, g-money.

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Olivia: [to Viola at kissing booth] Beware the old guy chewing gum... it's not gum.

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Toby: I need your advice man. I got lady troubles.

Viola: I'm here for you bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.

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Duke: I gotta go change my feet.

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Viola: I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!

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Coach Dinklage: [after breaking up the fight on the soccer field] The rest of you! Get out there and play some real football... You bunch of girls!

Principal Gold: [trying to copy Coach Dinklage's authority and shout his speech through the megaphone] Alright the rest of you, get out there and play some real football like a bunch of girls!

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Sebastian: [indicating Viola's false sideburns] Are those real?

Viola: Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!

Viola: What are you talking about? Why are you lying?

Justin: Viola! End of discussion.

Viola: FINE. End of relationship.

Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Viola: Aww. You are so full of...

Coach Pistonek: [whistle blows] Back to practice.

Duke: I kinda got into it with your sister's ex.

Viola: Really. Why?

Duke: He kinda saw us making out at the kissing booth.

Viola: Wait... you kissed her?

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Viola: [as Sebastian] Eunice!

[clears throat]

Viola: Uh, Eunice! Why didn't you wake me?

Eunice: You looked so serene. I made breakfast, darling.

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Principal Gold: [interrupting the soccer game] I played soccer once... or was it chess?

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Coach Dinklage: [shouted] Break it up. Break it up. Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right? That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football. Like a bunch of girls.

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Justin: [kisses Viola] Ok, you are really getting good.

Viola: Aw, you too. I mean when we first started going out, you couldn't kiss at all.

Justin: I meant at soccer.

Viola: Aw, really?

Justin: Absolutely. You're already better than half the guys on my team.

Viola: Hmm... probably more than half.

[kisses justin]

Justin: What do you mean I couldn't kiss at all?

Viola: Don't worry, I've taught you well.

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Duke: Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?

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[to Eunice after Olivia and Sebastian/Viola leave Cesarios]

Duke: So... do you like cheese?

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Daphne: Nonsense! You don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!

Paul: But it doesn't hurt...

[Paul gets down on one knee in front of Viola]

Paul: Viola Hastings it would be my pleasure to escort you.

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Paul: Vi- be a good boy.

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Viola: Quit blushing! That's lame.

Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing.

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Viola: [figure emerges from the fog] I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Say something.

Groundskeeper: I gotta turn the sprinklers on.

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Viola: SEBASTIAN!

Daphne: Were you just talking with your brother?

Viola: No. Yes. On the phone. He's at dad's. BYE DAD.

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Viola: [seating Eunice down at Cesario's] Lady Pterodactyl

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Duke: Yeah! You did it!

[singing]

Duke: I'm going out with Olivia...

Viola: What the hell, I thought you like Viola now!

Duke: Dude, come on, you're a guy. What would you do?

[sings again]

Duke: If the hottest girl in school came to you and asked you on a date?

Viola: I'll be right back!

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Monique: Sebastian!

[Monique mistakes Viola for Sebastian]

Viola: Ow!

Monique: Eww... It's you. God you and your brother look scarily alike from the back. I think it's your total lack of curves.

Viola: Hey Monique, it's so good to see you too!

Monique: Hmm. I'm looking for Sebastian. Where is he?

Viola: I don't know.

Monique: Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. And tell him to give me a all if he wants to stay in it, okay?

Viola: Okay. Does he have your number? 1-800-BEE-OTCH?

[laughs to herself]

Monique: [mimicks Viola] Nyenyenyenyenyeh?

Viola: She will do great things.

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Coach Dinklage: [about to assign shirts and skins] OK, shirts and skins!

Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.

Coach Dinklage: What?

Viola: I'm allergic to the sun.

Coach Dinklage: ...You're allergic to the sun?

Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.

Coach Dinklage: Well, we like to accomodate here in Illiria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, Nancy boy?

[looks at his clipboard]

Coach Dinklage: You're a shirt.

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Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?

Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]

Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look.

Kia: [Looks back at Monique, looks down, disappointed]

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Viola: [Viola's mom shows her a dress] Echh. No. Sorry, Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy.

Daphne: Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother.

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Viola: Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, I'm not really sure that you and Olivia really mesh well together.

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Duke: [after being left with Eunice in Cesario's] So, uh, do you... like cheese?

Eunice: More than almost any other animal by-product.

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Duke: What're you gonna do, drown me in your tears?

Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.

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Sebastian: Besides, if you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?

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Duke: Its not gonna be that bad, Olivia's gonna be there. the perfect opportunity for me to lay some groundwork.

Viola: Oh, Olivia's gonna be there. And my sister, and Monique, and you, and my mom. great.

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Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.

Malcolm: Prove it.

Sebastian: Okay.

[pulls down his soccer shorts]

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Viola: [as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.

Duke: [laughs]

[Viola clears throat]

Duke: What-what's your name?

Viola: Sebastian Hastings.

Duke: Duke Orsino.

Viola: [grunts]

Duke: Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.

Andrew: Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.

Toby: Seriously, how old are you?

Viola: I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?

Duke: Noon. You play?

Viola: Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?

Duke: Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.

Viola: Schveet!

Duke: Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?

Viola: Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?

Andrew: So you stick 'em up your nose?

Viola: Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?

[Boys shake head]

Viola: Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.

Duke: Serious?

Viola: Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

Duke: That's disgusting!

Andrew: Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!

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Daphne: [after hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin] But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.

Viola: Then why don't you date him mom?

Daphne: [pauses to fantasize and giggles] oh no... I couldn't.

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Olivia: You're right.

Viola: I know.

Olivia: The next time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him...

Viola: You march.

Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel...

Viola: You tell him.

Olivia: ...and then I'm going to kiss him so passionately...

Viola: What?

Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.

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Viola: You know the percentage of bands that actually make it to the big time?

Sebastian: Probably the same as female soccer players...

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Viola: You know what? If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

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Coach Dinklage: [yelling] LET'S GO! KICK! KILL!

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Justin: [Justin blocks duke's shot] That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.

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Viola: So what about the thing... we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?...

Duke: What thing? I'm... I'm thingless...

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Sebastian: [talking about musicians] Last time I heard, they don't need to know TRIGONOMETRY.

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Viola: [getting into catfight] You are messing with the wrong man.

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Duke: Just because you wear a wig, doesn't mean you're a girl.

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Duke: You know... it's crazy how wrong you can be about a person... just crazy... You think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. You know what? Save it. We were suppose to be friends.

Viola: We are friends.

[Duke showes Viola/Sebastian against the wall]

Duke: You dont even know the meaning of the word.

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Coach Pistonek: Hi girls, heard the bad news.

Viola: Bad? It's a disaster!

Coach Pistonek: I know. Well if there's anything I can help you with, you just say the word.

Viola: As a matter of fact, there is. We want to try out for the boy's team.

[Other girls agree]

Coach Pistonek: [laughs] Uh, anything besides that.

Viola: Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough!

Coach Pistonek: I don't know that that's a thing that I know.

Viola: All we're asking for is one shot.

[Other girls agree]

Coach Pistonek: Girls, we have two weeks before school starts. Then we open against Illyria, a rivalry game. We have to win.

Viola: And we can help you win.

Justin: Hey, baby. What's going on coach?

Coach Pistonek: Umm, girls here want to try out for the team.

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Duke: [at the kissing booth] What do you think its going to be like?

Toby: It's going to be really special, she's just about kissed 300 guys at his point.

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Olivia: We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available.

Eunice: I am so there, it's insane.

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Monique: Hello, Viola.

Viola: Oh, boy. This isn't good.

Monique: And hello to you little... homewrecker.

Olivia: Uh, who are you?

Monique: I am Sebastian's girlfriend.

Viola: Ex-Girl-Friend.

Monique: Okay. Everybody's gotta stop saying that.

Olivia: Oh. You were the one he dumped at the pizza parlor the other day.

Monique: Nonononononono, he did not dump me. We're just going through a little bit of a rough patch.

Olivia: Oh? I heard he dumped you. He dumped you big. It was just like a big, huge dumping.

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Viola: You know it bro'

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Coach Pistonek: Yeah. Yeah. NO. No playing. You have to forfeit. There's no girls in this league. Here, look in the manual.

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Daphne: You did all this to play soccer?

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Viola: You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.

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Viola: So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?

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Toby: Seriously, how old are you?

Viola: [as Sebastian] I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shh.

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Sebastian: [after falling over on the football pitch again] What am I doing? This isn't FUN.

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Viola: [as Sebastian] Hi, Eunice. Sorry for running out on our date.

Eunice: It's okay. My intensity scares some people.

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Andrew: Freshman dorm's that-a-way, twiglet.

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Duke: [after seeing Olivia nod at Viola and wave] Dude you know her?

Viola: Talked to her for like a second.

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Cheryl: [making bizarre arm gestures] Who's ready to come out?

Viola: [imitating her expression] Kill me.

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Toby: [cough] Incoming.

Viola: Check out the booty on that blondie.

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Andrew: Yea, she gives great nods.

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Viola: This is *not* over.

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Coach Dinklage: At ease, Gentlemen. I've seen a lot of energy and commitment out there today. And that makes a coach proud. Now, I wanna split us up into first string and second string. You second-stringers, don't take it too hard. You're just as much part of this team as the first-stringers. Apart from, of course, playing the game part.

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Duke: This is perfect. You spend an hour with her every other day. You can convince her to go out with me!

Viola: Dude, she's had that option for, like, three and a half years.

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Viola: [as Sebastian, watching Kia strut away from him/her in front of Duke, Andrew, and Toby] I'd tap that.

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Principal Gold: What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... it's all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, please. But keep it cleaned up. Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not is to not.

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Toby: Is your sister hot?

Viola: [as Sebastian] Uh... I guess so... she's got a great personality

Toby: Ew

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Coach Pistonek: I don't know that that's a thing that I know.

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Viola: Be a man. Suck it up and rub some dirt in IT.

Duke: All right, I'll rub some dirt on it...

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Andrew: [to Duke] Some guys just walk in the light you know.

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Eunice: [wheezing] I'll be the best lab partner you ever had

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Daphne: So Monique's getting you all excited about being a debutant, huh?

Viola: Thuper duper exthited! Have a good carnival!

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Eunice: I know tricks.

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Principal Gold: I'd like to say 'welcome'.

[singing]

Principal Gold: Welcome to, Illyria, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome... to Illyria.

[speaking again]

Principal Gold: I just wanted to say 'welcome'!

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[first lines]

Justin: Oh! She shoots, she scores! Goal!

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Principal Gold: [to Sebastian/Viola] Have a great apple and sandwich!

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Principal Gold: There you go. Have a great apple and sandwich.

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Sebastian: Sebastian but actually Viola: Ask me if I like Cheese

Duke: Duke: Um, ok. Do you like cheese?

Sebastian: Sebastian but actually Viola: Why yes I do, my favorite's Gouda.

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