Vega: Can you please stop throwing garden gnomes at me?
Vega: I'm on to you, John. I know what you are. You're a lemon.
John: And I who always thought of myself as a mango. OK Freud, what do you mean?
Vega: People might be attracted to your nice round shape and bright yellow color. But then they run away when they realize that your inside is bitter and sour. But you go well with drinks, though, and that is credible.
Vega: [just after the "12 hours earlier" text is shown] Wow! Deja vu!
Jacob: This just ain't happening.
John: Don't worry. This will soon be over. Dawn is just a month away!
Saga: So this is the reason we moved to this bloody dump?
Annika: We have talked about this. Yes, Gerhard Beckert. He just happens to be one of the greatest in genetic science.
Saga: He also just happens to look like a moron.
Saga: Well, I suppose maybe it won't look as bad in the daytime.
Annika: I told you it's polar night up here. It won't be daylight for a month.
Jacob: Did basic training prepare you for any of this?
Mona: What, kids scaling walls and killing little dogs? No, I guess I must've skipped that day.
[shouting at a vampire]
Police: Police! Stop or we'll open fire!
Robert: Yo man!
John: What's up mother fucker?
Robert: So what do you think?
Cornelia: Haven't you heard?
John: No, what?
Joel: Sander Karlsson is dead.
John: No, you're bullshitting me!
John: This will be the most fucking awesome party, my friends. People will talk about it for weeks.
Joel: Rick Allen isn't the drummer of Iron Maiden.
Robert: So who is?
Joel: Nicko McBrain plays in Maiden.
Robert: You just made that name up.
Joel: You're thinking of Def Leppard. Rick plays in Def Leppard.
Robert: And the difference is...?
Joel: The guy only got one bloody arm!
Robert: You can't play drums with one arm!
John: Come in!
Saga: We haven't meet but...
John: I know. You're Vega's mystery date! Glad to see you. My name is John.
Vega: What about the party? It'll be fun. You'll get a chance to meet new people.
Saga: What kind of people? Patients from your ward?
Vega: No, fit people with healthy body fluids.
Annika: Who are you? What the hell are you and what the hell is going on?
Mona: [Upon realisng that the kids are vampires] Call for so much fucking backup!
Maria: Mother says that we are going to be sisters. That we will travel together and always be together. You will never be lonely. Mother says you did not like it here, anyway.
Dr. Nilsson: What's really interesting me is this.
Jacob: And what's that?
Dr. Nilsson: Dermatic penetration at a 35 mm distance of Arteria carotis communis.
Jacob: Really, whould you like me to nod as I understand or do you feel like saying it again, in Swedish?
Dr. Nilsson: Well there is two freaking holes right into the artery. That alone would be the cause of death!
Annika: Professor Beckert!
Professor Gerhard Beckert: I don't have time. Someone has broken into my private lab.
Annika: She bit me!
Annika: Your patient, the comatose woman. She bit me!
Professor Gerhard Beckert: Let me see. Here, press this hard against the wound.
Professor Gerhard Beckert: You have worked among dead people too long, Nilsson.
Doctor: Wheelchair racing, anesthetic in the cocktails at our office party, and now throwing syringes! I don't even want to think... These blasted budget cuts! The doctors are either wet behind their ears or closer to death than next Thursday! Fuck this...
Professor Gerhard Beckert: [Upon Annika's impending vampirization] What's the manner? You look a bit pale. Do you want something? A nice cup of blood?
Christopher the Drunk: [Upon seeing John transforming into a vampire] That guy can't handle his drinking.