[Malcolm unwittingly makes a faux pas by mentioning the name of TV chef Gordon Ramsay]
Joe Macbeth: If I make a mistake, it hurts me. Do you understand that? I mean, actual physical pain.
Malcolm: That's very 'Gordon Ramsay'.
Roddy Maloney: We don't use that name in this kitchen. Didn't your father tell you?
Billy: It's bad luck to say it out loud. Just call him 'The Scottish Chef'.
Joe Macbeth: [hears a helicopter] Is that a helicopter?
[laughs, a bit crazed]
Joe Macbeth: Is it landing on this building?
Joe Macbeth: Pigs will fly...! Pigs will FLY! Pigs are landing on my head...!
Joe Macbeth: Actually, do you know what I love about squid?
Billy: What do you love about squid?
Joe Macbeth: The name. Nobody knows where it came from. It just appeared one day in the 17th century. It's like...
Joe Macbeth: It's like God... parted the heavens, reached down to us and went: "There you are, people. Squid"