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"ShakespeaRe-Told" Macbeth (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Mini-Series)

(2005)

Quotes

[Malcolm unwittingly makes a faux pas by mentioning the name of TV chef Gordon Ramsay]

Joe Macbeth: If I make a mistake, it hurts me. Do you understand that? I mean, actual physical pain.

Malcolm: That's very 'Gordon Ramsay'.

[stunned silence]

Roddy Maloney: We don't use that name in this kitchen. Didn't your father tell you?

Billy: It's bad luck to say it out loud. Just call him 'The Scottish Chef'.

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Joe Macbeth: [hears a helicopter] Is that a helicopter?

[laughs, a bit crazed]

Joe Macbeth: Is it landing on this building?

Joe Macbeth: Pigs will fly...! Pigs will FLY! Pigs are landing on my head...!

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Duncan: In another life, I'd make a pass at you.

Ella Macbeth: In another life, I'd let you.

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Joe Macbeth: Actually, do you know what I love about squid?

Billy: What do you love about squid?

Joe Macbeth: The name. Nobody knows where it came from. It just appeared one day in the 17th century. It's like...

[pause]

Joe Macbeth: It's like God... parted the heavens, reached down to us and went: "There you are, people. Squid"

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