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15 April 2005 (USA) See more »
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Greg Behrendt ... Stan
Kent Voss ... Dan

Sean Anders ... Shawn
Mike Gordon ... Vince
Blair Arndt ... Male Dental Patient
Allen Zwolle ... Al (as Al Zwolle)

Shelly Frasier ... Shelly / TTY Operator
John Angelo ... Milo
Scott Isham ... Scott (as S. Joseph Isham)
John Morris ... Chris
Marco Davanzo ... Comic Store Owner
C.J. Cotton ... Alana
Nate Bandow ... I've Done It
Stephen D. Doerr ... A-Hole The Clown / Christers Drummer
Mary Beth Rudy ... Waitress
Emily Ryan ... Scout M.I.L.F.
Matthew McDonald ... Fingerboy
Scott McDonald ... Flipped-Off Customer
Karen Heine ... Heidi
Charles Arnold ... Matt
Nicole S. Armstrong ... Entree Collector
Dan Grover ... Entree Collector
Chris Gonzales ... Entree Collector
Kirby Soderberg ... Entree Collector
Tim Wilkinson ... Entree Collector
Mark Nagasawa ... Entree Collector
Alex Brunacini ... Entree Collector
Will Chaplin ... Entree Collector
Kealoha August ... Entree Collector
John 'Bogey' Conley ... Entree Collector
Eric Frost ... Entree Collector
J.D. Ghelfi ... Entree Collector
John Hoskinson ... Eligible Bachelor
Matt Sadler ... Farty McFuckface
Stephen Doyle ... Collector Couple
Sandra Llewellyn ... Collector Couple
Helen LeVinus ... Al's Mom
Fred LeVinus ... Al's Dad
Todd Hume ... Klown Kutz Manager
Austin Love ... Hairy Sucker Boy
Elizabeth Prosch ... Street Clown / Matt's Wife
Alana Brunacini ... Receptionist
Lori Kometer ... Nice Sweater
Leah Soiles ... Loved it in 82
Jacqui Dippong ... All on the Sheet
Gabe Medrano ... Firefighter on Video
Ben H. Santillan ... Scott's Cameraman
Don Llona ... Hell of a Rub Down
Chuck Walton ... Queer - Sorry Homo
Joe Bonnell ... Guy Cleaning Truck
Chris Boeger ... Wade Stenkel Jr.
Frank M. Arnold ... Scorekeeper
Sean Gallagher ... Alphabet Opponent
Travis Randall ... Trevour Foxx
Angie Anderson ... No Choice Patio
Megan Thornton ... No Choice Patio
Courtney Gilstrap ... No Choice Patio
Carlota Thurman ... No Choice Patio
Sean Wherley ... No Choice Patio
Eric Anderson ... Baby Killer!!
Corey Gloden ... Whoremonger
Thomas Laufenberg ... Twelve
Scott Briggs ... Studio Engineer
Kaitlin Nedza ... Kaitlin
Torri Anders ... Dental Receptionist
Stella ... Dirty Dog
Chuck LeVinus ... Chuck
Crosby Taylor ... Fighter at Show
Brendan Brophy ... Fighter at Show
Devin Kramer ... No Choice Security
Todd Goldman ... Record Label Scout
Dave Phelps ... Firefighter Loading
Heath Cates ... Proposal Couple
Tonianne Rotante ... Proposal Couple
Tina Collins ... Hooker
Noah Grover ... Klown Kutz Boy
J. Grimm ... Bitter in Black
John Black ... Bitter in Black
Sarah Deathriage ... Bitter in Black

Andrea Anders ... Christian Band Slut
Jen Faust ... Christian Band Slut
Camilla Gould ... Christian Band Slut
Shirena Haifley ... Christian Band Slut
Jennie Epstein ... Christian Band Slut

Tonja Walker ... Christian Band Slut (as Tonya Walker)
Joaquin Angel ... Beaten VC Participant

Directed by
Sean Anders 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Sean Anders 
Chuck LeVinus 
John Morris 

Produced by
Evan Astrowsky .... executive producer
Gregg Ghelfi .... executive producer
Chuck LeVinus .... producer
Original Music by
Thomas Laufenberg 
Production Design by
Sean Anders 
Sound Department
Thomas Laufenberg .... sound
John Morris .... sound

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Rated R for pervasive language including sexual references
USA:87 min
Aspect Ratio:
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10 out of 13 people found the following review useful.
Absolutely hilarious if one is not easily offended..., 23 April 2005
Author: waynet_az from Phoenix, AZ

... and if you ARE easily offended, go see a Disney flick.

I saw this with a group of friends last night and we could not stop laughing during the entire film. The story line itself, combined with an amazing number of sight gags lurking in the background (people reading magazines such as "Apathy Monthly" and "Trophy Wife" and posters on the walls like the one at the Christian Cafe that said "What Would Jesus Order?") makes it certain that I will see this again to catch what was missed. It is a SPOOF, people; go with an open mind and a desire for some laughs and you will NOT be disappointed. Watch closely, as great humor is EVERYWHERE in this film...

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