Never Been Thawed (2005)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  15 April 2005 (USA)
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Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Kent Voss ...
Mike Gordon ...
Blair Arndt ...
Male Dental Patient
Allen Zwolle ...
Al (as Al Zwolle)
Shelly / TTY Operator
John Angelo ...
Scott Isham ...
Scott (as S. Joseph Isham)
John Morris ...
Marco Davanzo ...
Comic Store Owner
C.J. Cotton ...
Nate Bandow ...
I've Done It
Stephen D. Doerr ...
A-Hole The Clown / Christers Drummer
Mary Beth Rudy ...


Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention. Shawn also sings for a local punk band that has recently converted to Christian Rock as they find the Christian fans much easier to shock and impress. Milo Binder, a local Christian rock promoter and owner of an anti-abortion themed Christian cafe, assisted the band's conversion. As Shawn pursues the convention and Christian fame, Al (the bass player) pursues Shelly. Shelly is a mousy virgin who's infatuation with Shawn may be more than AL can overcome. NBT is a dark, edgy warts-and-all comedy that leaves nothing sacred. Written by Anonymous

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Frozen Entree Collectors? Christian Rockers? ...are you dorks serious?



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for pervasive language including sexual references


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Release Date:

15 April 2005 (USA)  »

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$35,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$7,048 (USA) (15 April 2005)


$46,812 (USA) (21 October 2005)

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2.35 : 1
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Worth Every Cent ! Funny as hell !
18 April 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

What a nice surprise. I had read a lot about this movie and people who love mainstream films like Clerks and Waiting for Guffman and Best In Show will love this film. It is very unique and unlike anything I have ever seen. The storytelling is great and the casting is excellent. There are many sight gags, some of which I'm sure I missed as I was wiping away the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard. I am going to see it again with another group of friends this weekend and hopefully I'll be able to catch all of the gags the second time. I also checked out the Never Been Thawed website and laughed my head off even more. The character bios and MP3's of songs by The Christers (the rock band turned far-from-politically-correct Christian Band)will make you wet yourself. Right now there's a bunch of crap out in theatres so treat yourself, and go see this movie. You will not regret it. This is one of those movies you feel good about "discovering" and turning your friends onto, much like I did with Swingers when it came out. See this flick!

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