Never Been Thawed (2005)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  15 April 2005 (USA)
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Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Kent Voss ...
Mike Gordon ...
Blair Arndt ...
Male Dental Patient
Allen Zwolle ...
Al (as Al Zwolle)
Shelly / TTY Operator
John Angelo ...
Scott Isham ...
Scott (as S. Joseph Isham)
John Morris ...
Marco Davanzo ...
Comic Store Owner
C.J. Cotton ...
Nate Bandow ...
I've Done It
Stephen D. Doerr ...
A-Hole The Clown / Christers Drummer
Mary Beth Rudy ...


Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention. Shawn also sings for a local punk band that has recently converted to Christian Rock as they find the Christian fans much easier to shock and impress. Milo Binder, a local Christian rock promoter and owner of an anti-abortion themed Christian cafe, assisted the band's conversion. As Shawn pursues the convention and Christian fame, Al (the bass player) pursues Shelly. Shelly is a mousy virgin who's infatuation with Shawn may be more than AL can overcome. NBT is a dark, edgy warts-and-all comedy that leaves nothing sacred. Written by Anonymous

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Frozen Entree Collectors? Christian Rockers? ...are you dorks serious?



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for pervasive language including sexual references


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Release Date:

15 April 2005 (USA)  »

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Box Office


$35,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$7,048 (USA) (15 April 2005)


$46,812 (USA) (21 October 2005)

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2.35 : 1
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Satire at its finest
2 October 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I had the good fortune of seeing this movie several months ago at a director's screening, and no, I didn't know the director ahead of time. The plot revolves around a group of people who collect frozen foods in greater Phoenix. Needless to say, it's an eclectic assortment of characters, and the story revolves around their relationships and conflicts. A Christian rock band is thrown into the mix for good measure. I found the concept to be fresh, the characters original, and the dialogue hilarious. Watch for masterful strokes in the details such as the magazines, items on walls and table tops, lyrics to the band's songs, and of course, the frozen food packaging. Standout performance by Shelly Frazier. See this movie. Twice.

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