Race You to the Bottom (2005)
Nathan: I like my women agressive, and my men passive. What do you think that means?
Maggie: It means you're deluded.
Nathan: I don't want people from high school knowing about me.
Maggie: Why? Who cares?
Nathan: Because it makes them feel superior. On top of that, they get this self-satisfying look on their face like they knew all along. It pisses me off.
Maggie: I can flirt with who I want.
Nathan: You're my date.
Maggie: I am not your date.
Nathan: Well I consider you my date. If you don't want to play by the rules you can just fuck off. You're a prop and your replaceable.
[angry and offended, Maggie delibrately spills wine onto Nathan's lap]
Maggie: I hope your pants are replaceable.
Carla: Exactly how long has this affair with you and Nathan been going on?
Maggie: Six months now.
Carla: You know, some people might consider that a little slutty.
Maggie: You know, I probably think the same thing. But...
Carla: But what?
Maggie: Well it's actually just really innocent, and child-like, and kadnistic all at the same time.
Carla: How does he explain the whole gay thing?
Maggie: Nathan's one of those 70-30 gays.
Carla: Bisexualty is just one stop on the road to 'Gayville'.