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Sarah Baker: Dad, we're gonna need a forklift for Lorraine's luggage.

Lorraine Baker: What? I've only been here 30 seconds and you're already making fun of me.

Sarah Baker: Yeah, that was my foot.

Sarah Baker: Is this whole suitcase just for makeup?

Lorraine Baker: Whatever, butch.

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Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?

Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.

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Nora Baker-McNulty: You just pissed off a severely hormonal pregnant woman!

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[from trailer]

Tom Baker: That's not gonna fit in your tent, Lorraine.

Lorraine Baker: Oh, I'm gonna make it fit, Dad!

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Nigel Baker: Winnetka? That's my middle name.

Kyle Baker: And Lake is mine.

Tom Baker: That's because you were conceived there.

Nigel Baker: What's that mean?

Jessica Baker: It means mom and dad had...

Kate 'Mom' Baker: ...a conversation, that we would discuss it much later when everybody could understand!

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Kate 'Mom' Baker: She couldn't even come to me and tell me she wanted to wear make up!

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Eliot: [during he looks at Sarah] She is sooo cool!

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Lorraine Baker: [after Sarah asks Lorraine for some make-up help] Now, let's start with some lip gloss.

[Lorraine unleashes the lipgloss]

Sarah Baker: PINK? Can't we put on like a skin color?

Lorraine Baker: Hold still.

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Tom Baker: Tire swing ready!

[falls off tire swing]

Tom Baker: Tire swing, not ready!

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Nora Baker-McNulty: You get Lorraine and ill pee in the back

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[from trailer]

Kate 'Mom' Baker: Honey you actually bought that shirt?

Tom Baker: Hey every dad is entitled to one hideous shirt, and one horrible sweater. It's part of the dad code.

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Lorraine Baker: You know how I feel about camping.

Tom Baker: But, we're staying in a house.

Lorraine Baker: A house with no air conditioning. That makes it camping.

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[Sarah knocks Mike off his skateboard]

Mike Baker: SARAH!

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Tom Baker: [to his newborn grandson] Tom. Hey, Tom. Welcome to family.

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Mark Baker: Hello. Nature boy here, remember?

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Jimmy Murtaugh: Nice hands.

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Lorraine Baker: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.

Tom Baker: It's called fresh air sweetie.

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Sarah Baker: Dad, we're gonna need a forklift for Lorraine's luggage.

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