Blunt Movie (2013)
Travel Hang: Plane crashes are serious events. Serious enough to put in the newspaper.
Leroy Suggs: And remember... we don't collect, unless you collect your penis.
Amber: Aunt Angie, I'm having such a great time. And pot here, is so cheap!
Supermodel: You mean, pots and pans! Yes, that's because they are made by infants.
Eric the Dwarf: [Miyami goes into crane position] Yeah, that's it! That's the move I need to win! I saw it in a movie once! Yeah, that's great!
[Eric the dwarf runs off]
Mr. Miyami: [goes out of his crane position] No, Eric san, that wasn't a move! That wasn't training! I was having a fart spasm!