- David: It's time to throw out all the history books and rewrite everything ever written about the ice age, because science is never wrong.
- David: Told you I didn't want any military at the test. You lied to me.
- Dr. Veet: I think you misunderstood me, David. I agreed with you that Absolute Zero had no military consideration. I still believe that to be true.
- David: Then why were they here?
- Dr. Veet: Well, they're as interested in the weather as the rest of us, so why not take advantage of their very deep pockets for research and development, or would you rather I laid off some staff instead?
- Jeff: [about college students] They're like new shoes. Hurts like hell when you first get them but soon you find they get quite comfortable.
- Dr. Veet: Isn't it fantastic the power that fear has over a government official's checkbook this close to an election?
- AJ Carmichael: [covering Sophie's ears] I don't think we should talk about D-E-A-T-H in front of the K-I-D.
- Bryn: The K-I-D is the Miami County spelling bee champion.