No Entry (2005)
Sunny: Why do you keep saying be positive?
Kishen: Because it's my blood group.
Prem: [singing] A little-little L! A little-little O! A little-little V! A little-little E! Just love me...
[Kishen and Kajal are seeing a fortune teller]
Kishen: Two houses? Yes! Two cars? Yes! Two wives? Absolutely 100% accurate - hey, what nonsense are you saying?
[a shocked Kajal learns her husband has a child from his second marriage. X hurriedly takes his wife away, but sees a child running towards them, crying for his daddy]
Kaajal: Oh my god! This is your child!
Kishen: No, he is not my child!
Kaajal: Then why is he running toward you?
[Kishen cowers as the kid runs toward him - and past him to another couple]
Kishen: [calling to the couple] Hey, control your kid - he almost got me killed!