Missionary Positions (2005)

Craig Gross: Self

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  announcer #1 : For four days exhibitors are selling sex products at the Sands Expo, yet among all this pornography are two men selling God.

  announcer #2 : Pastors at a pornography convention, advertising a triple-X web site? Now that'll grab your attention, and that's exactly what they want.

  Craig Gross : No, you're not gonna see porn on there, but what you are gonna find, you're gonna find Bible studies, you're gonna find sermons, you're gonna find resources, helps and referrals.

  Mike Foster : We just think there's something better than the adult expo, and that's hope of heaven.

  Craig Gross : This is Rex the Rabbit, he's our mascot.

• talk show host : And you think that the issue of pornography, you think that pornography is a problem, is a blight on our society, it's taking us farther away from the path that we want to be on? Is that what I'm hearing here?

  Craig Gross : Let me tell you, say this, do you think sitting at your computer with your pants down at your ankles looking at some hot chick on the Internet doing a donkey, while masturbating, is there a problem with that?

  talk show host : [flabbergasted]  Mm, mm, you don't want to do it every night of the week.