Josh:
Did we come all the way to Europe to smoke pot?
Oli:
Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.
[
last lines]
Natalya:
[
after all the credits have rolled] I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.
[
while in the torture chambers, Natalya laughs]
Paxton:
You fucking whore. You fucking bitch, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Natalya:
I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.
[
repeated line]
Oli:
I am the king of the swing!
Svetlana:
[
Surprised to see Paxton] Paxton. Come, have a drink.
Paxton:
Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartment?
Paxton:
We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.
Paxton:
I don't want a drink. I want to see some art! Now, can we go?
Paxton:
You made a reservation under "The King of Swing"?
Oli:
Of course my horse.
Paxton:
Hey Josh, faggot.
Josh:
[
to Oli] Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?
Oli:
I'm so happy I shaved my balls.
[
in the torture chamber]
Josh:
Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
The Dutch Businessman:
Pay me?
Josh:
Yeah!
The Dutch Businessman:
No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
[
last line BEFORE the end credits]
The Dutch Businessman:
NO! PLEASE!
[
Paxton executes the Dutchman]
Josh:
You... Why?
The Dutch Businessman:
I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
The Dutch Businessman:
He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh:
Please just let me go, please...
The Dutch Businessman:
You want to go? Is that what you want?
Paxton:
Excuse me, I uh... excuse me. How is it in there?
Man:
[
referring to the torture chamber] Be careful.
Paxton:
Why's that?
Man:
You could, spend ALL your money... in there.
Paxton:
I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.
[
first lines]
Paxton:
Amsterdam, motherfucker!
Oli:
Red-light district. Time for sneeper.
Josh:
Aren't there any Dutch people in Amsterdam?
Paxton:
...you need a fork there chief?
The Dutch Businessman:
No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton:
Well I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman:
I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton:
Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman:
[
to Josh] Tell me... what is your nature...?
[
places his hand on Josh's leg]
Josh:
WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman:
[
quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment] Sorry, sorry...
Josh:
[
still very weirded out] Fucking freak! Jesus!
[
Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Paxton:
[
laughing] Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!
Oli:
[
waving his fingers menacingly] Ooooooh...!
Paxton:
[
still laughing] Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
Josh:
[
still visibly pissed] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
The American Client:
[
heading to his victim] Who wants this motherfucker?
Paxton:
Snípur alert, 3 o'clock.
Oli:
Djöfulsins.
Paxton:
What was that?
Oli:
I'm the first in line for snípur.
Alex:
Snípur?
Paxton:
Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".
Guard:
Talk. Talk, speak!
Paxton:
What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard:
American.
The American Client:
I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?
Paxton:
Never...
The American Client:
Never, right.
Paxton:
No, Kana!
Josh:
Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot? We did that everyday when we were in college. Why don't we go check out a museum or something?
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