A parody of the NBC hit reality show The Apprentice, set in the Star Wars universe. Emperor Palpatine needs a new apprentice to further his goals of galactic domination, and has turned to reality television to fill the post. The final contestants are Count Dooku, Jar Jar Binks, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader... Who will be the new SITH APPRENTICE? Written by
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But I have to address one issue. You Jar-Jar!
Yes! Despite being an idiot, despite failing at nearly every task, despite being disliked by nearly everyone, you have managed to make it almost to the finals. I cannot let this go on. I cannot imagine you working at my side.
But wait! Mesa gave you complete control of the senate. Yousa have ultimate power now because of mesa.
Yes, that was a brilliant gamble on your part. I never understand how you pulled that off. But your usefulness to me ...