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| Serah D'Laine | ... | Marie Clifton (as Sarah Laine) | |
| Brad Johnson | ... | Jay Clifton | |
| Michael Mantell | ... | Theo Bloom | |
| Sandra McCoy | ... | Elena Sandoval | |
| Claire Coffee | ... | Jenny Bellamy | |
| Van Epperson | ... | Principal Phillips | |
| Ron Melendez | ... | Dr. Chad Johnson | |
| Dina Meyer | ... | Kristen Richards | |
| Nikki Griffin | ... | Risa | |
| Elena Maria Garcia | ... | Maid | |
| Michael Horvath | ... | Embarassed Boy | |
| Kenneth Cameron | ... | Young Man at Party | |
| Claudio Sad | ... | Mr. Barajas | |
| Linden Ashby | ... | Detective Michael Morrison | |
| Eric Fleeks | ... | Detective Gomez | |
| Zakareth Ruben | ... | Dr. Chad's Assistant (as Zakarath Ruben) | |
| Maria Cina | ... | Blonde Reporter | |
| Kymberly Newberry | ... | Judge Wilcox (as Kymberly S. Newberry) | |
| Sandra Purpuro | ... | D.A. Sarah Lovell | |
| Gary Carlos Cervantes | ... | Davros (as Carlos Cervantes) | |
| Paul Terrell Clayton | ... | Dammers (as Terrell Clayton) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Cristy Joy | ... | Nicole (as Cristy Joy Slavis) | |
| Lisa Marie Thomas | ... | Girl at Pool Party | |
| Phillip Gramm | ... | Kenny's B-Boyz (uncredited) | |
| Krocky Meshkin | ... | Punk Student (uncredited) | |
| Melanie Miller | ... | Swimmer (uncredited) | |
| Nelson J. Perez | ... | Muscle (uncredited) | |
| Scott Sahadi | ... | FBI Field Agent (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Jay Lowi | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Andy Hurst | (written by) & | |
| Ross Helford | (written by) | |
| Stephen Peters | (characters) | |
Produced by | |||
| Marc Bienstock | .... | producer | |
| Richard Goldberg | .... | executive producer (as Rich Goldberg) | |
| Marc L. Greenberg | .... | executive producer (as Marc Greenberg) | |
| William B. Steakley | .... | line producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Steven M. Stern | (as Steven Stern) | ||
Cinematography by | |||
| Hubert Taczanowski | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Anthony Adler | |||
Casting by | |||
| Dan Shaner | |||
| Michael Testa | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Reiko Kobayashi | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Steve Ralph | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Effney Gardea | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Stephanie Portnoy Porter | (as Stephanie Portnoy) | ||
Makeup Department | |||
| Jennifer Gerber | .... | hair assistant: California | |
| Jennifer Gerber | .... | key makeup artist: California | |
| Keleigh Lippert | .... | hair artist: California | |
| Keleigh Lippert | .... | key makeup artist: California | |
| Julie Mabjeesh | .... | assistant hair stylist: Florida (as Julie Mabjesh) | |
| Julie Mabjeesh | .... | assistant makeup artist: Florida (as Julie Mabjesh) | |
| Laura Markert | .... | additional makeup assistant: California | |
| Carol Raskin | .... | assistant hair stylist: Florida | |
| Carol Raskin | .... | assistant makeup artist: Florida | |
Production Management | |||
| Stephen Putnam | .... | post-production supervisor (as Steve Putnam) | |
| Benjamin Sacks | .... | unit production manager: California (as Benjamin F. Sacks) | |
| Andy Schefter | .... | unit production manager: Florida | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Tami Hodges-Malaniak | .... | second assistant director: California | |
| Topher Miller | .... | second second assistant director: California (as Christopher Miller) | |
| Alexa Sheehan | .... | second assistant director: Florida (as Alexa 'Squirrel' Motley) | |
| Jonathan Southard | .... | first assistant director: California | |
Sound Department | |||
| Scott Blynder | .... | sound mixer: Florida | |
| Jason Brennan | .... | sound engineer | |
| Roberto Domínguez | .... | foley mixer (as Roberto Dominguez) | |
| Jake Eberle | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Jake Eberle | .... | sound supervisor | |
| David C. Eichhorn | .... | adr supervisor (as Dave Eichorn) | |
| Jef Glenn | .... | boom: Florida | |
| Courtney Gordon | .... | studio coordinator | |
| Eric Hoeschen | .... | foley artist | |
| Eric Justen | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Anthony Krajchir | .... | sound engineer (as Anthony Karjchir) | |
| Troy Kurtz | .... | sound intern: Florida | |
| Marcel Lehrer | .... | studio executive | |
| Peter V. Meiselmann | .... | sound mixer: California | |
| Steven S. Nelson | .... | boom operator: California (as Steven Nelson) | |
| Paul Ratajczak | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Trevor Sperry | .... | adr mixer | |
| Michael Wetherwax | .... | dialogue editor (as Michael Weatherwax) | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Roger Matsuo | .... | effects technician: California | |
| Steve Newquist | .... | special effects coordinator: California | |
Stunts | |||
| Bill | .... | stunt coordinator: California | |
| Ross Clay | .... | stunt coordinator: California | |
| Regan Gosnell | .... | stunt diver: California | |
| Grit | .... | stunt coordinator: California | |
| Kim Jane | .... | stunt driver: Florida | |
| Kim | .... | stunt coordinator: California | |
| Heidi Pascoe | .... | stunt diver: California | |
| Bill Scharpf | .... | stunt driver: Florida (as Bill Sharpf) | |
| Tom Stebbins | .... | stunt coordinator: dive team, California | |
Casting Department | |||
| Melanie Hartford | .... | casting: Florida, Lori Wyman Casting | |
| Julie Weissman | .... | extras casting: California, Central Casting | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Heather Holmes | .... | additional set costumer: Florida | |
| Mike Horvath | .... | wardrobe supervisor: California (as Michael Horvath) | |
| Lauren Kutasi | .... | set costumer: California | |
| Sam Velde | .... | additional set costumer: California | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Paul Abelkis | .... | assistant editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Stuart Hart | .... | musician: additional guitars | |
| Brad Marrapodi | .... | scoring assistant | |
| Steven M. Stern | .... | score producer (as Steven Stern) | |
Thanks | |||
| Ginger Baker | .... | the producers wish to thank: SawGrass Recreational | |
| Charlene Clemens | .... | the producers wish to thank: Pacific Palms | |
| Melissa Gomez | .... | the producers wish to thank: The Riverside Hotel, Fort Lauderdale, Florida | |
| Robert 'Captain Bob' Goss | .... | acknowledgment: airboat provided by | |
| Full cast and crew | Company credits | External reviews |
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One really has to feel for Dina Meyer as she struggles through this C-level production. The law of diminishing returns pretty much states that the more one tries to repeat an accomplishment or action, the less successful the results will be. Most film franchises conform to this rule faithfully, with the latter episodes in the Police Academy or Aliens series managing to plumb depths in their respective genres that used to keep television programmers well-stocked for early-morning material. There are also exceptional sequels, the second Star Trek or X-Men films being good examples. The third Wild Things film is the same thing to late franchise entries as Police Academy: Mission To Moscow. The most telling sign of the third Wild Things film being crap is that it did not even receive so much as a direct to video release. This was filmed with cable, or even free to air, television in mind. My guess would be one of those hotel cable channels where they screen not-quite-porn for desperate customers who have nothing better to watch.
Like the previous two Wild Things films, Diamonds In The Rough attempts to create a twisting and turning plot for the titillation of the viewer. While Wild Things 2 succeeded by completely recycling the plot of the highly entertaining original, Diamonds In The Rough attempts to recreate the mild revival of the erotic thriller without resorting to recycling the screenplay or screen composition of the original. Calling it moderately, or even mildly, successful would be flattering. Diamonds In The Rough is a failure thanks in no small part to a pace that is so rushed it feels incoherent. An attempt to recreate the threesome scene is made, and it has the virtue of both women getting naked in front of the camera, but it goes by so quickly that viewers are often hard-pressed to remember anything about it mere minutes after viewing. Sandra McCoy apparently suffered a fifty-percent pay cut for hiring a body double in this film. That should summarise how much dedication to one's art this film inspires.
Dina Meyer essentially jumps into the role played by Terence Bridge in the previous film, and by Kevin Bacon in the one before that. She is about the only person in this film who can act, and the screenplay does a good job of obscuring this. The dialogue is not exactly daft, but it really only fills space while we wait for the next display of flesh. In Wild Things, the plot was coherent and even intriguing without the little tidbits displayed during the end credits. Wild Things 2 is neither here nor there, since both the main plot and the tidbits are more or less entirely lifted from Wild Things. Diamonds In The Rough's main plot and tidbits were not written by an army of monkeys seated in front of an army of typewriters. It was vomited out by a bunch of crack-addled monkeys who bashed their heads into the keys of a bunch of typewriters for a year.
My summary says it all, really. I watched Diamonds In The Rough for over an hour, even making mental notes as something particularly stupid took place. I cannot remember a singular detail of the threadbare plot, save for something to do with Dina Meyer's character being a parole officer with a personal mission. Of course, there is the usual stuff about two characters having a complex interplay relationship that turns out to be a shady criminal conspiracy. There is simply not enough screen time in this film to give this element proper development. About the only satisfactory continuance in the film comes when a line is repeated. Plot tangents are mentioned in one second, dropped like a stone in the next, and then resumed a reel or three later with not the slightest bit of linking. Perhaps it was deliberately designed to cause viewers to lose millions of brain cells in the memory area. Perhaps the film is simply so bland or stupid that, like the production of RoboCop, the mind just blanks it out like a violent crime. As I said earlier, however, it is less than a day since I watched Wild Things: Diamonds In The Rough, and I am absolutely stumped when trying to recall something memorable about it.
Out of ten, I gave Wild Things: Diamonds In The Rough a one. It is bad enough that one could show it to people they want information or cooperation out of. After the first viewing, one is in a mildly uncomfortable mood. About halfway through the second viewing, that cyanide capsule starts to look mighty tempting.