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Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet (2005)

Two female alien scientists travel back in time to prehistoric Earth to observe primitive mammal society and get an eyeful as they witness kinky cave girls inventing lesbian sex.

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Two female alien scientists travel back in time to prehistoric Earth to observe primitive mammal society and get an eyeful as they witness kinky cave girls inventing lesbian sex.

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Some, if not all, of the space CGI effects in this movie are lifted from stock CGI frequently used in episodes of the TV series Babylon 5. Primarily used is the Jump Gate spiral, with a ship coming out of it. See more »

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Features Erotic Survivor (2001) See more »

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Really, really bad
11 December 2006 | by (North Carolina) – See all my reviews

Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet is the story of alien anthropologists come to Earth in it's primitive past to study prehistoric lesbian societies. It's soft-core porn so I can live without a plot, that isn't my gripe... it's everything else: the girls aren't attractive (they range from 3-5 on a scale to 10), the fake sex isn't titillating and the costumes look like someone ripped up a jungle print bed sheet.

The fake sex is so fake it's laughable. We watch a tedious 5 minutes of a cavegirl licking another cavegirl's breast, another tedious 5 minutes of cavegirl grinding another cavegirl's face into her lower stomach (it's supposed to be oral sex), more tedious minutes watching a cavegirl jabbing a fake bone under a cavegirl's left butt cheek while said girl lays with her legs open (bone dildo sex I guess). And worst of all, even the kissing is fake with the girls occasionally touching tongue tips and maybe bumping lips.

Maybe I'm radical here but why bother doing a movie like this with fake sex. Hire some real porn stars and edit the sex content down to where you want it; it might be lame still, but at least it would be real.


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