The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)

Carol Roscoe: Daphne, Joanna

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Quotes 

• Joanna : [after Drazuul moves after Luster's announcement of spell]  What happened to the spell?

  Gary : No good, Drazuul moves before me, blast me unless I have a barricade or something...

  Leo : [Leo looks up with great purpose and realization]  Hide behind the pile of dead bards.

• Joanna : What's with the pirates?

  Lodge : Everything's better with pirates!

• Lodge : I've got a new villain lined up. Got it from a friend. Sort of a ninja-swashbuckler... the Shadow.

  Joanna : [surprised]  The Shadow?

  Gary : [confused]  The Shadow?

  Mark : [scared]  The Shadow?

  [Mark runs off screaming] 

• Daphne : What did the barmaid say?

  Flynn the Fine : "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."

  Daphne : About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?

• Flynn the Fine : What is that heavenly music?

  Priestess : The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess.

  Leo : [voice-over]  I seduce the priestess!

  Lodge : [voice-over]  She's taken a vow of celibacy!

  Leo : [voice-over]  Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!

  Flynn the Fine : [to priestess]  Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin?

  [rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room] 

  Daphne : [to Hierophant]  Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.

• Daphne : You raised our dinner from the dead!

• Luster (male) : You know, you're unlike any other woman I've ever met.

  Daphne : Right back at ya.

  Luster (male) : So fast, so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk. A man could lose himself in those eyes.

  Daphne : A *man* could, yes, but apparently I must remind you that you're a woman.

  Luster : [pause]  ... of course I am. I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little girl-on-girl ac...

  Daphne : [grabs Luster's arm and puts it in a hold]  You don't *really* want to finish that thought, do you?

  Luster : I'll take that as a 'no.'

  Daphne : Good girl.