Steve and Bob are two guys who enjoy their fanboy role-playing lifestyles a bit too much. Their obsession with vampire role-playing games leads them to decide to become vampires and get ...
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Steve and Bob are two guys who enjoy their fanboy role-playing lifestyles a bit too much. Their obsession with vampire role-playing games leads them to decide to become vampires and get revenge on a world that doesn't understand them. Unfortunately for them, it takes a bit more than cheap Halloween makeup to scare people, so their attempts just lead to even more ridicule and physical harm. But that all changes when they discover a dealer of the occult named Maxwell Selwyn who can give them want they want: a potion that will turn them both into vampires. They fork over the money and sure enough, their dream comes true. They set out to finally get revenge on the world that rejected them... only to find they were better off with the cheap makeup. Written by
Richard Dyszel's cameo was added to the script when he agreed to shoot a cameo during the Horrorfind Weekend IV convention in Hunt Valley, Maryland. The scene was shot in a parking lot shortly after the celebrity room at the convention had closed for the night. See more »
I thought vampires were supposed to be all hardcore, we ended up being pussies!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not a pussy. You're a pussy.
You're a pussy!
You're a pussy!
Oh, what's this?
[pretends to pull a letter from his pocket]
It's a letter from the PUSS-R.S., you didn't pay your pussy taxes!
Is that a knock at the door?
[walks up to the door and opens it]
Holy shit! It's Ed McMahon! You just won a million dollars from the PUSSinghouse Clearing!
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Holy sweet suffering crap! This movie rocked my world and had me
laughing my balls off for hours. I think I knew some guys like these
back in high school. There's nothing like a couple nerd vampires that
just can't catch a break, tooling around town getting their asses
kicked to get a smile on your face. I got this screener at the office
and didn't do a lick of work done all day once I stuck it in my
computer. I think the UPS guy got a bit of a shock when he came by for
a pick-up and heard the screaming and gunfire coming from my desk.
Super nice to see the cameo from the always awkward Lloyd Kaufman too!
The phenomenal dialog and killer ska soundtrack made my day. Absolutely
wicked. -Mike Union Label Group
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