Kim Possible: So the Drama (2005 TV Movie)
Ron: [both are tied up] There are guys out there that are better for you than Eric. Guys that are real, for one thing.
Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there... in here.
Kim: [realizing what he is saying] Oh. Really?
[the Sumo Ninja confronts Kim and Ron long after receiving an atomic wedgie]
Sumo Ninja: [high-pitched voice] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron giggle uncontrollably. The Ninja grabs Ron and shoves him against the wall]
Sumo Ninja: What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kinda ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: [same squeaky voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am VENGEANCE!
Ron: [hiding in his old treehouse with a slingshot] I have a lethal weapon!
Kim: Put the slingshot down, Huck Finn, it's me.
Kim: Monique, you were totally right.
Monique: I know... What was I right about?
Kim: The Bonnie problem. Non-issue. Who cares about "the food chain?" Ron and I are cool.
Monique: Stand by your Ron!
Bonnie Rockwaller: It finally happened. She's dating that loser.
Bonnie Rockwaller: Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are *dating*? Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!...
Kids at Prom: [shout] Hooray!
Ron: Taking over the world is one thing, but you ruined Bueno Nacho. You're gonna pay.
Dr. Drakken: You can't be serious.
Ron: Note serious face.
Dr. Drakken: Please, have mercy, uh - the name escapes me - oh, I beg of you!
Ron: Say my name. SAY IT!
Dr. Drakken: It's... uh, er... Stoppable.
[crack of thunder]
Ron: [quietly] Boo-yah.
Kim: [after listening to Drakken's speech on her weakness of being a teen] You're right, Drakken. Boys, dating, oh, it's hard. But this is easy.
[punches Drakken in the face]
Ron: [In his treehouse; Eric is below them] He can't come up here.
Ron: No, I mean he CAN'T come up here. This treehouse has a weight limit and while I'm holding this slingshot, we're already pushing it.
Ron: Camp Wannaweep. The worst summer of my life.
Kim: I know, I know... the ticks, the poison ivy, the toxic lake, your mom stopped accepting your phone calls...
Ron: Yeah... you know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you.
Kim: [about Eric] Why couldn't I see that he was a fake?
Ron: Yeah, it don't get much faker than a synthodrone... oh! You kissed a synthodrone!
Kim: I never kissed him...
Kim: ...but I wanted to.
Ron: Okay, too much info.
Shego: You know, one day we really need to take that hairdryer from her.
[Drakken is using his henchmen to research teen psychology and fads; he approaches a room made up like a teenager's bedroom, where pop music is playing]
Dr. Drakken: Stevens, progress report!
Stevens: What up, Dr. D-diggity-dog?
Dr. Drakken: [turns off screen] We've lost Stevens.
Shego: You know what I really hate?
Kim: When someone kidnaps your boyfriend?
Shego: When someone doesn't know when to give up!
Dr. Drakken: [to Shego] Fo-shizel, she-gizle.
Shego: Ugh, wait, are you trying to be "hip" again?
Dr. Drakken: Word to your mother.
[after dodging a Sumo Ninja]
Kim: Oh, that move won the cheer-regionals.
[Ron gives the Sumo Ninja an atomic wedgie]
Ron: Whoa, better get some ice on that, champ.
[Ron gives Eric a tour of Middleton High School]
Ron: This is the cafeteria, where I'm told you can find a nutritious, hot meal. I haven't yet, but your mileage may vary.
[Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: I beg your pardon?
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: No, we've got more in the back.
Ron: You took away the bendy-straws!
[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]
Lars: You, sir, have lost it!
[watching Kim & Eric dance]
Brick Flagg: Possible and the new guy got the funk.
Bonnie Rockwaller: Oh, shut up.
Brick Flagg: Okay.
Ron: I feel as though a loop has been formed, and I'm not in it.
Kim: [about finding a date for the prom] Okay, Bonnie's going out with Brick, so she gets all high-horse and she's all boys, and the prom, and the stupid food chain, and... and... and... I'm gonna end up with Ron!
Dr. Possible: I don't see what the crisis is, sweetie. He's a very nice guy.
Kim: Mom, he's not a guy, he's RON.
Dr. Possible: Kimmie needs our help.
Dr. Possible: Okay, we're talking about giant robots, here.
Dr. Possible: Giant cybertronic robots.
Jim Possible: Giant cybertronic robots armed with state-of-the-art weapons.
Tim Possible: Aww, Kim doesn't stand a chance.
Dr. Possible: Boys, how many times have I told you? Anything's possible, for a Possible.
Ron: Okay, Rufus. I think I'm ready. Not just for the dance, but to do something no man should ever have to do... Talk about his feelings!
Ron: [to cafeteria lady] I'll have the wild mushroom risotto with cracked peppers and fresh shaved parmesan, and please don't skimp on the truffle oil!
[cafeteria lady scoops usual slop on his plate]
Kim: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.
Ron: Oh, man, I always wanted to use this on somebody.
Kim: You did once, don't you remember?
Ron: Arnie Custer?
Kim: Arnie Custer.
Ron: I was just trying to stop him from hurting you.
Kim: I pulled him off you because you beaned him with this slingshot.
Ron: We were six, okay? The details are sketchy.
Ron: [Removes and opens a container from Kim's backpack] Hmm. Knock out gas that looks like lip gloss or lip gloss that looks like lip glooos...
[Passes out on his feet and drools]
Ron: [Suddenly alert] Knock out gas.
Kim: [Takes the container] Thanks for checking.
Ron: Rufus, use the lipstick!
Rufus: [jumps into Kim's backpack, pops out with bright red lips]
Kim: The OTHER lipstick.
Rufus: [gets out Kim's lipstick laser]
Dr. Drakken: [imitating Kim] "Boys, boys, boys! Who should I go to the dance with? Who's the perfect boy?"
Eric: Nice try, loser. Oh and by the way, a naked mole rat is not cool, it's gross.
Ron: Don't be dissing the Rufus.
Ron: Sumo Ninja?
Sumo Ninja: [deep, threatening voice] I am strong like the mountain!
[Ron dodges his hold]
Ron: That is sick and wrong!
Sumo Ninja: I am your doom!
Ron: [after the Diablo toy transforms into a giant robot] That would be SO cool if it wasn't the last thing we were ever gonna see.
Ron: I dunno, something's different there now. Who am I kidding? Something has been there all the time. Well I think there's something there, does she?
Dr. Drakken: [about his latest plan] You still haven't figured it out, have you?
Shego: There is no plan in this, is there?
Dr. Drakken: [sing-song] Oh, yes there is!
Shego: [getting angry] Spill!
Dr. Drakken: No.
Shego: [ignites her powers] Why not?
Dr. Drakken: Kim Possible is not smarter than you...
Shego: [powers down] That's true.
Dr. Drakken: If you haven't figured it out, then she hasn't figured it out. Which means...
Shego: [stunned] You... just might win.
[Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]
Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!
Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!
Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!
Dr. Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.
Dr. Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
Dr. Possible: [chuckling] Oh, so he is.
Dr. Possible: My teenaged daughter is not afraid of you. Why should I be... Drew?
Dr. Drakken: AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!
Dr. Possible: Still can't get a date though, I bet.
Dr. Drakken: AH! Why is it every Possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the tradtional captive-captor relationship anymore? Has society just gone completely to seed?
Dr. Possible: If I could interrupt your rant to point out that I'm not telling you anything about the project?
Dr. Drakken: Oh, I anticipated that. You know what they say: if you want to make an omelette, you've got to break a few eggheads...
[on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem]
Kim: Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
[on Prom Night]
Dr. Possible: Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
Dr. Possible: [stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
Eric: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
Dr. Possible: [surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!
Scientist: [Shego returns after failing to capture Nakasumi] Brain tap machine ready for prisoner.
Shego: There *is* no prisoner! Go... tap yourself.
Ron: So, what's the plan?
Kim: Ron, I... I got nothing!
Ron: That's *my* line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk!
Kim: Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.
Ron: All right, KP, this pity fiesta is over! Drakken has not won, he played you! Now it's payback time.