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Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

Scott Pilgrim: I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.

Ramona V. Flowers: This is good garlic bread.

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.

Ramona V. Flowers: Then you'd get fat.

Scott Pilgrim: No, why would I get fat?

Ramona V. Flowers: Because bread makes you fat.

Scott Pilgrim: Bread makes you fat?

Knives Chau: What do you play?

Young Neil: Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question.

Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want?

Scott Pilgrim: There's more than one kind?

Ramona V. Flowers: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.

Scott Pilgrim: Did you make some of those up?

Scott Pilgrim: I have to go pee due to boredom.

Wallace Wells: Hey Jimmy do they rock or suck?

Jimmy: They have not started playing yet...

Wallace Wells: That was a test Jimmy, and you passed.

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.

Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?

Wallace Wells: The other L-word.

Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

Stacey Pilgrim: [Scott has just broken up with Ramona] Did you really see a future with this girl?

Scott Pilgrim: Like... with jet-packs?

Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before.

Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.

Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.

[Several minutes later]

Scott Pilgrim: I said lesbians...

Todd Ingram: We have an unfinished business. I and he.

Scott Pilgrim: He and me.

Todd Ingram: Don't you talk to me about grammar!

Scott Pilgrim: If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?

Vegan Police: Freeze! Vegan Police!

Vegan Police: Vegan Police!

Vegan Police: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.

Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!

Vegan Police: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...

Vegan Police: [to Policeman #2] Take it.

Vegan Police: [whips out notepad] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.

Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?

Vegan Police: It's milk and eggs, bitch.

Vegan Police: [still reading] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.

[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]

Todd Ingram: [feeble] Chicken isn't vegan?

Gideon Gordon Graves: You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Crash: This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this.

Crash: [the song last only a couple of seconds] Thank you.

Wallace Wells: [yelling out] It's not a race, guys!

Crash: [annoyed] Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."

Wallace Wells: Sweet!

[to Jimmy]

Wallace Wells: I love this song!

Computer: You've got mail.

Scott Pilgrim: [Turns To Wallace] Dude, this thing claims I have mail.

Wallace Wells: [groggily] It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

Scott Pilgrim: [Turns back] Dude, now I'm totally reading it.

Wallace Wells: [sarcastic] I'm so happy for you.

Scott Pilgrim: Wait! We're fighting over Ramona?

Matthew Patel: Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?

Scott Pilgrim: I skimmed it.

Wallace Wells: [shaking head] Mm-mm.

Matthew Patel: You will pay for your insolence!

Wallace Wells: [to Scott] Everything does suck.

[phone rings]

Wallace Wells: Or does it?

[picks up the phone]

Wallace Wells: Hello? Oh, hey Knives. What's that? You're outside?

[Scott stands up quickly]

Knives Chau: [Knives knocks on the front door]

[Wallis opens the door]

Knives Chau: Is Scott here?

Wallace Wells: Uh, you know what?

[Scott dives through a window behind Wallis]

Wallace Wells: He just left.

Knives Chau: Really?

Wallace Wells: Yeah.

[Scott reaches through the window and grabs his jacket]

Wallace Wells: Sorry.

[Scott runs away behind Knives]

Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.

Todd Ingram: Ve-gone?

Wallace Wells: Guess who's drunk!

Scott Pilgrim: I guess Wallace.

Wallace Wells: You guess right!

Roxy Richter: Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!

Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Ramona V. Flowers: [sighs] Sure.

[leaves]

Scott Pilgrim: Oh wait, can I get your number?

Ramona V. Flowers: Here.

Scott Pilgrim: Wow... girl number...

Ramona V. Flowers: See you at the show Scott Pilgrim.

Scott Pilgrim: Oh hey it's tonight! At the...

Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.

Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.

Scott Pilgrim: It's seven.

Stacey Pilgrim: Oh, well, that's not that bad.

Scott Pilgrim: Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?

Wallace Wells: Amazon.ca

Gideon Gordon Graves: Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! *Two hours!*

Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal.

Scott Pilgrim: Who told you.

Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh.

Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy bitch.

Wallace Wells: [on the phone listening] You know me.

Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.

Ramona V. Flowers: Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes. I totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore.

Scott Pilgrim: No, no, I want to hang. It's... You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing...

Ramona V. Flowers: Exes...

Scott Pilgrim: It's no biggie. Um. You know, I know it's early, but I don't think anything can get in the way of how I SHIT!

[Camera cuts to Scott's ex standing behind Ramona]

Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Scott Pilgrim: What?

Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?

Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

Envy Adams: Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

Scott Pilgrim: You used to be so nice!

[Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall]

Stephen Stills: Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...

[He and Kim walk off]

Envy Adams: Oh, he'll be done, real soon...

Todd Ingram: [a long bass note is played from the hole] Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.

Julie Powers: So, what can I *censored* get you?

Scott Pilgrim: Is there anywhere you don't work?

Julie Powers: They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't *censored* believe you asked Ramona out after I specifically told you not to *censored* do that!

Scott Pilgrim: How are you doing that with your mouth?

Julie Powers: Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it!

Scott Pilgrim: So what you're saying is we're dating?

Ramona V. Flowers: I guess.

Scott Pilgrim: Does that mean we can make out?

Ramona V. Flowers: Sure.

[Ramona approaches Gideon seductively]

Gideon Gordon Graves: Yeah. Still my girl.

Ramona V. Flowers: Let's both be girls.

[She knees him in the groin]

[repeated line]

Scott Pilgrim: I have to pee.

Envy Adams: You are incorrigible.

Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.

Text: He really doesn't.

Young Neil: He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.

Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth.

Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.

Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.

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Scott Pilgrim: Hey You totally came!

Ramona V. Flowers: Yes I did totally come...

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Other Scott: And you didn't bang her? Are you gay?

Scott Pilgrim: I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex-girlfriend.

Jimmy: Is that the Uma Thurman movie?

Knives Chau: Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway.

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Matthew Patel: This is impossible. How can this be?

Scott Pilgrim: Open your eyes. Maybe you'll see!

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Scott Pilgrim: [Roxy confronts Scott and Ramona] You know this girl?

Roxy Richter: Oh boy, does she know me.

Scott Pilgrim: [to Ramona] What is she talking about?

Roxy Richter: [to Ramona] He really doesn't know?

Scott Pilgrim: Wait...

[Gauge in Scott's head flips from "No Clue" to "Gets It"]

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Lucas Lee: [before doing a grind on his skateboard] Somebody bring me my board!

[Wallace taps Lucas on his shoulder holding his skateboard]

Wallace Wells: Hi, big fan.

Lucas Lee: [cracking his neck] Why wouldn't you be?

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Knives Chau: Is Scott here?

Wallace Wells: Uh, you know what...

[Scott jumps through the window]

Wallace Wells: He just left.

Knives Chau: Really?

[Scott reaches back in and grabs his jacket]

Wallace Wells: Yeah... sorry.

[Scott runs away behind Knives]

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Hipster Bouncer: What's the password?

Scott Pilgrim: Uh... whatever...

Hipster Bouncer: Cool...

Scott Pilgrim: You know what really sucks?

[Spells out "sux" with refrigerator magnets]

Wallace Wells: What?

Scott Pilgrim: [Rotates a magnet numeral 8 on its side, the mathematical symbol for infinity] Everything...

Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys.

Wallace Wells: [yelling out] Is that girl a boy too?

Crash: Yes!

[girl drummer flips him off]

Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.

Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?

Kim Pine: I mean, are you really happy or really evil?

Scott Pilgrim: Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Kim.

Kim Pine: Wounded, even?

Scott Pilgrim: Hurt, Kim.

Wallace Wells: Hey, what's up with his outfit?

Guy in Crowd: Yeah, is he a pirate?

Scott Pilgrim: Are you a pirate?

Matthew Patel: Pirates are in this year!

Knives Chau: Hey Scott!

Scott Pilgrim: What the hell...

Ramona V. Flowers: Who is that girl again?

Stephen Stills: Scott dated her.

Scott Pilgrim: Briefly.

Ramona V. Flowers: How old is she?

Scott Pilgrim: Uhhhhhhhh...

[the camera goes into his head. We see a wheel listing various thoughts. The arrow gets stuck between "I gotta pee" and "Who, her?"]

Scott Pilgrim: I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.

Envy Adams: You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

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Lucas Lee: The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

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Roxy Richter: [while preparing to slay Scott Pilgrim] Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey... some sooner than others.

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Kim Pine: Believe it or not I used to date Scott in high school.

Ramona V. Flowers: Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?

Kim Pine: [laughs sarcastically] Yeah... he's an idiot!

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Wallace Wells: I want to have his adopted babies.

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Stephen Stills: I have distressing news.

Kim Pine: Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it.

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Scott Pilgrim: Oh God!

Wallace Wells: What is it, Scott?

Scott Pilgrim: I had this totally weird dream...

Other Scott: Oh God!

Wallace Wells: What is it, Other Scott?

Other Scott: Can we skip the dream time? Color me not interested.

Scott Pilgrim: But there was this girl...

Wallace Wells: Girl...

Other Scott: Is this an envy-related dream again?

Wallace Wells: You don't use the "e" word in this house.

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Envy Adams: Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else.

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Ramona V. Flowers: [Refering to Gideon] I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.

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Wallace Wells: Kick her in the balls!

Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!

Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?

Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.

Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!

Kim Pine: We are Sex Bob-Omb! And we're here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in! One-two-three-four!

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Knives Chau: [talking to Ramona Flowers] You broke the heart that broke mine.

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Lucas Lee: Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes.

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Ramona V. Flowers: [after defending Scott from Roxy] Do that again, and I will end you!

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Wallace Wells: You doing okay there?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, good, good, good. She changed her hair.

Wallace Wells: So, it looks nice blue!

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah I know, but she did it without making a big deal out of it or anything... She's fickle, impulsive, spontaneous... God what am I going to do?

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Stephen Stills: Level with me... did we suck?

Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you?

[walks away]

Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.

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Stephen Stills: If we win, it won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom-Omb shirts. It'll be the cool kids, too.

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Scott Pilgrim: [from trailer] You know her?

Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.

Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?

Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.

Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!

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Scott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's do it.

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Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.

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[Lucas has just punched Scott to the ground. He turns to Ramona]

Lucas Lee: 'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.

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Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.

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Knives Chau: [to Ramona] Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel!

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Scott Pilgrim: Ciao Knives!

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Ramona V. Flowers: He was a snot-nosed little brat. He just followed me around.

Scott Pilgrim: He had snot in his nose? But he's famous.

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Wallace Wells: Scott, you know I love you. But I need my own bed tonight. It's for sex.

Scott Pilgrim: Right.

Wallace Wells: I may need it for the rest of the week too... and the year.

Scott Pilgrim: Right, I get it.

Wallace Wells: Hey, maybe you can move in with Ramona.

Scott Pilgrim: [pause as Scott shakes his head] She's with Gideon now.

Wallace Wells: Ah, that sucks, but you know it's probably just because he's better than you.

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Roxy Richter: You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!

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Wallace Wells: What a perfect asshole.

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Ramona V. Flowers: Well, it was nice to meet you and tell your gay friends I will see them later.

Stacey Pilgrim: Gay friends?

[Wallace and Jimmy are making out]

Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace? Again?

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Wallace Wells: Look, I didn't write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost.

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Gideon Gordon Graves: [talking to Scott Pilgrim] Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!

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Scott Pilgrim: I can not... have... tea.

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Gideon Gordon Graves: [stabs Scott in the chest while he is caught off guard] Game Over.

[Scott falls over, dead]

Gideon Gordon Graves: Scotty, you can cheat on many girls as you like. But you can't... cheat... death.

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[during the introduction of "Black Sheep" by The Clash at Demonhead]

Scott Pilgrim: That guy on bass...

Envy Adams: Oh, yeah.

Scott Pilgrim: That's Todd.

Ramona V. Flowers: I know.

Envy Adams: Oh, yeah!

Scott Pilgrim: You know?

Envy Adams: OH, YEAH!

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, no.

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Wallace Wells: Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he.

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Roxy Richter: Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check.

Scott Pilgrim: Where's that from?

Roxy Richter: My brain!

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Stephen Stills: Oh god!... oh man! This is a nightmare! Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...!

Scott Pilgrim: It's just nerves!

Kim Pine: Once we're on stage, you'll be fine.

Stephen Stills: We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!

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Scott Pilgrim: I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.

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[from trailer]

Kim Pine: That... was *epic.*

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Julie Powers: What about Ramona Flowers?

Scott Pilgrim: You know her? Tell me now.

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Stephen Stills: [as a 1UP appears in front of Scott] What are you doing?

Scott Pilgrim: Getting a life.

[grabs 1UP]

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[phone rings; Some Guy picks it up offscreen]

Some Guy: [whispering] It's for Scott.

Wallace Wells: [takes the phone from Some Guy and passes it to Scott] It's for you, big guy.

Scott Pilgrim: [takes the phone] Hello?

Gideon Gordon Graves: Hey, pal! I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier. I don't want any hard feelings, so I figured, why not be the bigger man, and just give you a call.

Scott Pilgrim: Is Ramona with you?

Gideon Gordon Graves: I dunno...

[to a brainwashed Ramona]

Gideon Gordon Graves: Are you with me?

Ramona V. Flowers: [deadpan] Yeah.

[Scott screams in agony on phone]

Gideon Gordon Graves: Geez, buddy, it's gonna be all right!

Scott Pilgrim: No, I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch!

Gideon Gordon Graves: Mm-hmm... Listen, as you know, I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto, and the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight, and it would feel really weird for all of us if you weren't there. They just did a soundtrack, and the acoustics here are *amazing*!

Scott Pilgrim: [looking intense] Yeah, maybe I'll see you there.

Gideon Gordon Graves: I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say?

Scott Pilgrim: Mm-hmm

Gideon Gordon Graves: OK, laytaz'!

[hangs up]

Wallace Wells: What a perfect asshole.

[Scott notices that Wallace was listening in on another phone]

Wallace Wells: Forget what I said earlier.

[hangs up phone]

Wallace Wells: Finish him.

[Scott dramatically gears up, and runs off to the Chaos Theatre for the "final level" as Wallace and Some Guy watch from inside]

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Scott Pilgrim: Hey, what's up?

Ramona V. Flowers: Nothing.

Scott Pilgrim: Hey, you know Pac-man?

Ramona V. Flowers: I know of him.

Scott Pilgrim: Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...

Ramona V. Flowers: Yeah, that's amazing.

Scott Pilgrim: Um... Am I dreaming? I'll leave you alone forever now.

Ramona V. Flowers: Thanks.

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Ramona V. Flowers: Uh, Scott Pilgrim?

Scott Pilgrim: Hi. I was thinking about asking you out, but then I realized how stupid that would be. So do you want to go out sometime?

Ramona V. Flowers: Um, no, that's ok. You can just sign for this, all right?

Scott Pilgrim: I just woke up, and you were in my dream. I dreamt that you were delivering me this package. Is that weird?

Ramona V. Flowers: It's not weird at all.

Scott Pilgrim: It's not?

Ramona V. Flowers: You just have this convenient subspace highway running through your head that I like to use. It's like three miles in 15 seconds.

Scott Pilgrim: Right, right.

Ramona V. Flowers: I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada.

Scott Pilgrim: You don't remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day.

Ramona V. Flowers: Were you the Pac-man guy?

Scott Pilgrim: No. Not even. That was some total ass. I was the other guy.

Ramona V. Flowers: You know, you need to sign for this- whatever this is.

Scott Pilgrim: But if I sign for it you'll leave.

Ramona V. Flowers: Yeah, it's how it works.

Scott Pilgrim: Okey. Well, maybe, do you wanna hang out sometime? Get to know each other. You're the new kid on the block, right? I've lived here forever, so there are reasons for you to hang out with me.

Ramona V. Flowers: You want me to hang out with you?

Scott Pilgrim: Um, yeah, if that's cool.

Ramona V. Flowers: If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?

Scott Pilgrim: So yeah. 8:00?

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Spoilers 

The quote item below may give away important plot points.

Kim Pine: Scott. Not that I care, but you should go talk to Ramona before she's gone.

Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.

Kim Pine: And I really don't care.

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