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Australian Pie (2005)

Meat Pie (original title)
Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. ... See full summary »

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Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee)
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Shane
Aphrodite Vuitton ...
Fiona
Joanne Ashton ...
Mandy
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Dale
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Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus)
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Charlene (as Erin Gray)
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Beryl Smith
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Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer)
Amelia Ryan ...
Mary-Anne
Mike Ward ...
Bruce
Martin Langham ...
Frank
Peter Furst ...
Kiwi
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Gmail Comedy
Trevor Butler ...
Doctor
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again. Written by BR

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30 November 2008 (USA)  »

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Australian Pie  »

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Truly crap...
8 June 2009 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

Barely watchable, possibly one of the worst films ever made. To the director I would say: get a real job.

It's not even funny bad like some old or dated cult flicks, it's just truly awful. Poorly crafted, derivative, unoriginal, amateurishly produced. Also borrows liberally from SBS TV's Pizza. If you are going to appropriate ideas, why not at least rip off something good?

I've seen first year film student projects that are far better than this waste of space.

One of the worst films I've ever seen by far.

You can watch the whole thing on YouTube, but I bet you won't sit through the first minute.


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