Australian Pie (2005)
"Meat Pie" (original title)

Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. ... See full summary »

Director:

Garnet Mae

Writers:

Peter Furst, Garnet Mae

Stars:

Ed Kavalee, Paul He, Aphrodite Vuitton

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ed Kavalee	...	Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee)
Paul He	...	Shane (as Paul W. He)
Aphrodite Vuitton	...	Fiona
Joanne Ashton	...	Mandy
Xavier Fernandez	...	Dale
Sandy Gutman	...	Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus)
Erin Ann Gray	...	Charlene
Gabby Millgate	...	Beryl Smith
John Boxer	...	Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer)
Amelia Ryan	...	Mary-Anne
Mike Ward	...	Bruce
Martin Langham	...	Frank
Peter Furst	...	Kiwi
Garnet Mae	...	Gmail Comedy
Trevor Butler	...	Doctor

Storyline

Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again.

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Plot Keywords:

porn star | coming of age | female nudity | sex comedy | sex | 

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Taglines:

The comedy that proves size does matter.

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Genres:

Comedy

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Details

Country:

Australia

Language:

English

Release Date:

30 November 2008 (USA)

Also Known As:

Going Down Under

Filming Locations:

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Box Office

Budget:

AUD 200,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

rayon productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

86 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Connections

References Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

User Reviews

Absolute garbage

Rude, crude, amateurish, self-indulgent and just plain unfunny. When I first heard what these people were trying to do with this movie, I was confused. After reading the script and seeing the movie's description in Ralph magazine, I am even more confused. The storyline seems to be a joke that someone made over the breakfast table, and didn't realise it should have stayed there. For the little bit of "story" that is there, it does nothing but to string together jokes which are either weak or stolen from other places, sitting in sequence in a disjointed, incoherent manner. Thank heavens that this will never be seen in cinemas (and in my opinion should not even be on this site), and please, let us be spared of any other nonsense that these hacks try to impose on audiences