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Australian Pie (2005)
"Meat Pie" (original title)

 |  Comedy  |  30 November 2008 (USA)
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. ... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ed Kavalee ...
Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee)
Aphrodite Vuitton ...
Joanne Ashton ...
Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus)
Erin Ann Gray ...
Beryl Smith
Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer)
Amelia Ryan ...
Mike Ward ...
Martin Langham ...
Peter Furst ...
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again. Written by BR

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The comedy that proves size does matter.







Release Date:

30 November 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Australian Pie  »

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AUD 200,000 (estimated)

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2.35 : 1
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19 April 2009 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

It should be illegal to make a film this bad. Watching it was like having a pencil shoved in my eye and it being swirled around, then having a bunch lit of cigarettes put out all over my body. But other than that it was OK.

I feel this way and I was getting paid while I was watching it at work. They say it is like American pie. This, my friend, is nothing like American Pie. American Pie had a plot, this was just a bunch of idiots doing stupid sh#$* on camera with no rhyme or reason at all.

Anyone thinking about watching this movie, just know, it is 89 min of your life you will never get back.

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