Meat Pie (2005)

User Rating:

3.9/10   

Director:

Garnet Mae

Writers:

Peter Furst (written by)
Garnet Mae (written by)

Release Date:

14 April 2009 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish...

Plot Keywords:

Porn Star | Coming Of Age | Sex | Donkey Punch | Rainbow Lick

Cast

Ed Kavalee	...	Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee)
Paul He	...	Shane (as Paul W. He)
Aphrodite Vuitton	...	Fiona
Joanne Ashton	...	Mandy
Xavier Fernandez	...	Dale
Sandy Gutman	...	Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus)
Erin Ann Gray	...	Charlene
Gabby Millgate	...	Beryl Smith
John Boxer	...	Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer)
Amelia Ryan	...	Mary-Anne
Mike Ward	...	Bruce
Martin Langham	...	Frank
Peter Furst	...	Kiwi
Garnet Mae	...	Gmail Comedy
Trevor Butler	...	Doctor

Also Known As:

Australian Pie (Australia) (new title) (USA) (new title)
Going Down Under (USA) (video title)

Runtime:

86 min

Country:

Australia

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Filming Locations:

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Company:

rayon productions

Movie Connections:

Spoofs A Few Good Men (1992)

Torture!!!

It should be illegal to make a film this bad. Watching it was like having a pencil shoved in my eye and it being swirled around, then having a bunch lit of cigarettes put out all over my body. But other than that it was OK.

I feel this way and I was getting paid while I was watching it at work. They say it is like American pie. This, my friend, is nothing like American Pie. American Pie had a plot, this was just a bunch of idiots doing stupid sh#$* on camera with no rhyme or reason at all.

Anyone thinking about watching this movie, just know, it is 89 min of your life you will never get back.