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Australian Pie (2005)

Meat Pie (original title)
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. ... See full summary »

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Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee)
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Shane
Aphrodite Vuitton ...
Fiona
Joanne Ashton ...
Mandy
Xavier Fernandez ...
Dale
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Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus)
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Charlene (as Erin Gray)
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Beryl Smith
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Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer)
Amelia Ryan ...
Mary-Anne
Mike Ward ...
Bruce
Martin Langham ...
Frank
Peter Furst ...
Kiwi
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Gmail Comedy
Trevor Butler ...
Doctor
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again. Written by BR

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The comedy that proves size does matter.

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30 November 2008 (USA)  »

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AUD 200,000 (estimated)
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Meat Pie insults viewers
9 April 2006 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

I'm all for freedom of expression, and would never deny someone the right to independently get a message across to film audiences. However this movie, an attempt at independent comedy, seriously stands in the way of other people having the chance to express themselves. It also demeans just about every group in society with its feeble attempts at humour, and insults viewers in the process. Seriously, who thinks audiences are going to be amused by jokes about masturbation, menstruation, penis transplants and various racist and homophobic slurs? The Australian film industry is struggling to find an identity, and, as much as I admire anyone with a mission to get some Australian product out there, films like this will only damage the industry's already-low reputation and stop real films with real messages getting the chance they deserve.


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