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Duck, Duck, Goose! (2005)

A blend of 60's Technicolor European romp and post-modern cynicism.




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Complete credited cast:
Lizzie (as Robin Meyers)
Bryan Cuprill ...
La Matchmaker
La Giggly Girl
Le Creepy Guy
La Crying Girl (as Gina Marie Gian)
Le Romantic Guy
La Religious Girl
La Penis Woman
Abraham Peraza ...
Le Opera Singer
Lily Popova ...
La Pianist (as Lilia Popova)
Christopher Carroll ...
Le French Waiter


'Duck, Duck, GOOSE!" has no explosions or boobies. Well, wait a minute... It does feature one boob named Jacob who longs to keep his ex-wife close-by for masochistic pleasure. There's also C.B., a nervous romantic with a hapless crush on an exotic burping beauty named Lizzie, who only wants to find a man with a mind like a woman, fall in love, and fly away to Paris. It's an intoxicating blend of early sixties European romp and post-modern cynicism in glorious technicolor! Written by Anonymous

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animal in title | dark comedy | See All (2) »


Pray you're not it.


Comedy | Short | Romance



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Release Date:

15 January 2005 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Canard, canard, putain d'oie!  »

Box Office


$20,000 (estimated)

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Sound Mix:

(RCA Sound System)


Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


Jacob: Did you know that Jesus was a black man?
La Religious Girl: Excuse me?
Jacob: Oh, yeah. Hair like wool, skin like bronze. It's in your Bible. Jesus probably looked more like Ike Turner, but without that "I'm gonna beat ya, woman" look in his eyes.
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one of the funniest and wackiest romantic romps you could hope for on a Saturday night.
25 March 2006 | by (Venice, California) – See all my reviews

I had the opportunity of seeing Duck, Duck, Goose! on a big screen in Hollywood, California and it was a blast. We've all seen stories about love triangles, but this one was startlingly absurd yet absurdly real--plus full of twists and turns, and eminently entertaining. I was "on board" and savored every moment of the ride. Oh, and I loved how perfectly faux French was spoken throughout and used to great effect. All the actors were commendable; but whatever you do, you must watch out for two of the leads --DC Douglas and Robin Meyers. Far more than just up-and-comers, they've GOT THE GOODS, man! Expect to be seeing them on the biggest SILVER SCREEN close to you in the very near future. If their talent went public, I'd buy shares!

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