Attack of the Sabretooth (2005) (TV)

User Rating:

2.7/10   

Director:

George Miller

Writers:

Phil Botana (story)
Tom Woosley (screenplay)

Release Date:

14 July 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Adventure | Sci-Fi | Thriller

Tagline:

Extinct no more!

Plot:

In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors...

Plot Keywords:

Scavenger Hunt | Gene Manipulation | Secret Island | Science Runs Amok | Fetus

Cast

Robert Carradine	...	Grant
Nicholas Bell	...	Niles
Brian Wimmer	...	Brian
Stacy Haiduk	...	Savannah
Rawiri Paratene	...	Sachariah
Susanne Sutchy	...	Autumn
Cleopatra Coleman	...	Alys
Amanda Stephens	...	Alaina
Natalie Avital	...	Collette
Billy Aaron Brown	...	Kirk
Parry Shen	...	Robbie
Nathaniel Kiwi	...	Alan
Bonnie Piesse	...	Sharona

Also Known As:

Attack of the Sabertooth (USA)

MPAA:

Rated R for creature violence and gore.

Runtime:

USA:90 min | Argentina:92 min

Country:

Australia | USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Certification:

USA:R | Canada:13+ (Quebec) | Canada:14A (Ontario) | Canada:18A (Manitoba) | Argentina:16 | Finland:K-18 | Singapore:M18 | Australia:MA | Netherlands:16 (DVD rating) | South Korea:18

Filming Locations:

Fiji

Company:

Film Brokers International

Movie Connections:

References This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

It Was Actually Sort Of Good

I know it's hard to believe, but this movie was actually sort of good.Of course it wasn't great, and it certainly should never ever be called that, but even though the special effects were complete crap, and the acting made me almost want to throw up, it was an entertaining and a bit laughable movie, that I enjoyed watching.Most B-Movies are just flat-out terrible, because they have the worst acting ever, and an unbearably bad script.This B-Movie's script was ridiculous, but it was different and interesting in the process, and I didn't look away from the film at any time, because it was really entertaining.Don't sit down to watch this movie expecting perfect, and don't sit down to watch this movie expecting horrible.Watch it with an open mind, and you'll at least find something good about it.