Ninja Nonsense (2004– )

Jason Linder: Sasuke

Quotes 

• Onsokumaru : What the hell are we, trash? I wanna take a bath! Shinobu! Kaede! Where are you?!

  Sasuke : Hey Onsokumaru, do you think we're burnable or non-burnable garbage?

  Onsokumaru : I'm pretty sure we'll burn.

  Sasuke : Huh.

• Sasuke : Who goes there!? Huh, I could have sworn I heard someone.

  Onsokumaru : Heh. You fool, what do you take me for? If there had been someone outside, don't you think *I* would have noticed. I'll do a lap around Japan on a unicycle without a *seat* if I'm wrong.

  Sasuke : Seriously? That's great. I'll write up the contract.

• Onsokumaru : Woo-hoo! Shop until you drop! Clothing accessories, illegal porn tapes and high school girls! So where do you think we should start?

  Sasuke : Hey, hey, hey! You're a little too happy. You're babbling about illegal purchases.

• [the ninjas are reading a dirty magazine] 

  Sasuke : Hey, I found a girl I like.

  Ninja 1 : Ooh, I'm gonna marry her.

  Ninja 3 : If only her boobs were a little bigger.

  Ninja 2 : All right, keep turning. Go to the next page already.

  Sasuke : Wait, I'm not done reading her profile.

• Onsokumaru : Well, it appears that you leave me no choice. Round up the men. We're going to have a guys versus girls baseball game. We'll turn those insolent girls into squishy-wishy sobbing babies.

  Sasuke : All right! A new strike zone!

• Onsokumaru : Hmm, what's that?

  Ninja 3 : Ow! Ah! That's my butt!

  Kaede Shiranui : It's been fun, but can you guys please leave now?

  Sasuke : Did you hear that, Onsokumaru? What a terrible order. I can't believe how rude she is.

  Onsokumaru : No, I couldn't understand her at all, actually. Apparently, this village only seems to speak the language of selfish priss.

• Onsokumaru : You know, you're just as bad as the instant cup ramen leftovers that get stuck in the drain after I empty out the hot water.

  Sasuke : Really? That bad?