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A Friend of Mine (2006) Poster

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Geschäftsmann: [first words of the movie] Ladies and Gentlemen, we're now getting to the long awaited presentation of the "Archer", awarded each year for the most successful product. May I ask up to the stage: Karl Bornwald!

[Applause]

Karl: Thanks a lot.

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Naumann: There is always a solution. If we don't find it, then it's not because there isn't any, but because we don't know enough yet.

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Karl: I don't understand. I'm supposed to transfer cars for one day?

Naumann: Yes. Maybe you should do that for one day.

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Hans: Does one have to sing here?

Karl: Whatever you do, don't sing. Tell him you're talking to God every night before you go to sleep.

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Hans: Do you know why such a giant big piece of metal and plastic and, what have you, teapots, seats, stewardesses and so on, can fly at all?

Karl: [indicates] No

Hans: Because the travel distance of the air above the wing is longer than underneath.

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Karl: I've been studying theology once.

Hans: [chuckling] So you're not allowed to sleep with women.

Karl: What?

Hans: Not even touch them, right? Not even pat a little, or grab a bit. Nothing, right?

Karl: No.

Hans: No. Not at all, right?

Karl: Yes yes yes. I only studied it, right? I'm allowed everything.

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Hans: Are you happy?

Karl: I don't know.

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Hans: Who's waiting for you at home, your girl-friend?

Karl: Nobody.

Hans: So, Nobody's her name!

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Stelle: I have cake.

Hans: Cake is top!

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Stelle: Frank, this is Karl. Karl is a friend of mine.

Frank: Oh, of course. We've remained very good friends, too, didn't we?

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Hans: Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?

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Hans: Did you know that the Earth is not a globe?

Hans: It's a level rotational ellipsoid.

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Karl: The girls are waiting for the bus.

Hans: Right! These aren't just girls. They're girls Waiting For The Bus!

Hans: [waving] Hoohoo!

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Theo: [reading a number plate] DA-D 9779.

Karl: That's a palindromic number.

Theo: A what?

Karl: Like Anna or Otto. You can read it forwards and backwards. Like "Reliefpfeiler".

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Hans: Stelle just arrived from London. I thought, maybe we could go drink a cup of coffee.

Karl: I'd like to. Hans, would you lend me your clothes, as long as you're wearing mine?

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Karl: [to Stelle in her stewardess outfit] Can I try on your uniform, too?

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Hans: I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.

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Karl: Are we friends?

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Karl: Do you think it's "hot" or "top", if I'm kissing your girl-friend?

Hans: You're crazy about her! But, admit it, you're also a wee bit crazy about me, aren't you?

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Hans: Karl, don't forget your stolen car!

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Karl: You're funny, Hans. But you don't see the world as it really is.

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Hans: Do you think it's my dream to drive around with a fucking car? You didn't get anything.

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Karl: [last words of the movie] Hey! Burrico!

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