Ein Freund von mir (2006)
Geschäftsmann: [first words of the movie] Ladies and Gentlemen, we're now getting to the long awaited presentation of the "Archer", awarded each year for the most successful product. May I ask up to the stage: Karl Bornwald!
Karl: Thanks a lot.
Naumann: There is always a solution. If we don't find it, then it's not because there isn't any, but because we don't know enough yet.
Karl: I don't understand. I'm supposed to transfer cars for one day?
Naumann: Yes. Maybe you should do that for one day.
Hans: Does one have to sing here?
Karl: Whatever you do, don't sing. Tell him you're talking to God every night before you go to sleep.
Hans: Do you know why such a giant big piece of metal and plastic and, what have you, teapots, seats, stewardesses and so on, can fly at all?
Karl: [indicates] No
Hans: Because the travel distance of the air above the wing is longer than underneath.
Karl: I've been studying theology once.
Hans: [chuckling] So you're not allowed to sleep with women.
Hans: Not even touch them, right? Not even pat a little, or grab a bit. Nothing, right?
Hans: No. Not at all, right?
Karl: Yes yes yes. I only studied it, right? I'm allowed everything.
Stelle: Frank, this is Karl. Karl is a friend of mine.
Frank: Oh, of course. We've remained very good friends, too, didn't we?
Hans: Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?
Karl: The girls are waiting for the bus.
Hans: Right! These aren't just girls. They're girls Waiting For The Bus!
Hans: [waving] Hoohoo!
Theo: [reading a number plate] DA-D 9779.
Karl: That's a palindromic number.
Theo: A what?
Karl: Like Anna or Otto. You can read it forwards and backwards. Like "Reliefpfeiler".
Hans: Stelle just arrived from London. I thought, maybe we could go drink a cup of coffee.
Karl: I'd like to. Hans, would you lend me your clothes, as long as you're wearing mine?
Karl: [to Stelle in her stewardess outfit] Can I try on your uniform, too?
Hans: I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.
Karl: Do you think it's "hot" or "top", if I'm kissing your girl-friend?
Hans: You're crazy about her! But, admit it, you're also a wee bit crazy about me, aren't you?
Karl: You're funny, Hans. But you don't see the world as it really is.
Hans: Do you think it's my dream to drive around with a fucking car? You didn't get anything.