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Bam Bam and Celeste (2005)

| Comedy | 2005 (USA)
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Celeste (Margaret Cho) and Bam Bam (Bruce Daniels) escape their Midwest hometown for New York, and take on their high-school nemeses - the dictators of the world-famous Salon Mirage - while discovering that true beauty lies within.

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Celeste / Mommy
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Eugene
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Darlene
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Stephan
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Ryan
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Alegra
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Neo Nazi
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Tony
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Legba
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Suburban Dyke
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Linda
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Celeste and Bam Bam escape their Midwest hometown on an epic road trip to New York City. There they take on their high-school nemeses - now the dictators of the world-famous Salon Mirage - and discover that true beauty lies within. Written by Anonymous

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The story is loosely based on Cho's experience growing up in San Francisco in the 1980s. See more »

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Referenced in Margaret Cho: Assassin (2005) See more »

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I'm Beautiful
Written by Elaine Hendrix (ASCAP) and Barry Coffing (BMI)
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f*****g terrible
5 September 2008 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

I really like Margaret Cho, I think she's awesome.

But this whole movie was in total contrast to the intelligence, wit and actual humour which make her standup so great.

It was boring, unoriginal and totally stereotyped. I'm not from America, so I don't know, but are there really *that many* racist/homophobes? That would be that horrible outright? It just seemed contrived. In my experience people tend to be racist/homophobic behind your back, not right to your face.

And I normally like Bruce Daniels, but why is his voice so high? I think it's as another member said, to make him sound gayer *rolls eyes*.

Overall: Bad script, bad directing, pretty bad acting.

I don't know what Alan Cummings was doing in this movie, he is far more talented than the material allows for.


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