The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Drew Carey (1998 TV Special)
Jeffrey Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, Drew Carey is to comedy what Mariah Carey is to comedy.
Jeffrey Ross: Look at this: Abe Vigoda, Freddy Roman, Alan King... I've seen younger faces on cash.
Jeffrey Ross: [on Alan King] A man who's been doing comedy so long, he lost to Mark Twain on "Star Search"!
Jeffrey Ross: You're like Barney Rubble and Buddy Holly had a baby and then peed on it.