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Mobsters and Mormons (2005)

PG | | Comedy | 9 September 2005 (USA)
A mafia family from New Jersey is placed in the witness relocation program to an all-Mormon community in Utah.




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Cast overview, first billed only:
Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale (George Cheeseman)
Jeanette Puhich ...
Gina Pasquale (Linda Cheeseman)
Clayton Taylor ...
Vincent Pasquale (Patrick Cheeseman)
Michael Jaymes
Kate Jaymes
Julie Jaymes
Louise Means (as Jan Broberg Felt)
Agent Tuttle
Michael Kagan ...
Angello Marcello
Little Nicky
President Perry
Nathan Smith Jones ...
Agent Banks
Alex Nibley ...
Ryan (the neighbor)


When forced by the FBI to rat out mob boss Angelo Marcello, Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale is a wanted man on the lam being hunted by hit man Little Nicky Cappuccio. Taking along wife Gina and son Vincent, Carmine enters the federal witness relocation program and is given a new home and a new identity. Now known as The Cheeseman Family from Omaha, Nebraska, these former East Coast mobsters are relocated into the middle of a quiet, straight laced Mormon community in Utah where much to Carmine's frustration; he can't even find a decent cup of coffee let alone a horse track. Life in this small town becomes anything but ordinary once The Cheesemans move in. Many locals are weary, if not outright afraid of these rough around the edges outsiders, while others go annoyingly far out their way to try to embrace them. Despite the efforts of well meaning neighbor Michael Jaymes to help Carmine feel welcome, Carmine can't help but wonder if being this much of a fish out of water -- is actually ... Written by HaleStorm Entertainment

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


The only thing they had in common. . . was the family.



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG for mild thematic elements, some language and violence

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Release Date:

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$350,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$67,945 (USA) (9 September 2005)


$407,139 (USA) (9 December 2005)

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Britani Bateman was actually pregnant during filming. The part, originally written for her, had to be rewritten to include her pregnancy in the film. See more »


Vincent Pasquale: This place looks like a whole lot of nothin'.
Agent Tuttle: Well it was just a desert waste land when the Mormon pioneers arrived in July of 1846, but under the leadership of President Brigham Young the entire area...
Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: You work for the National Park Service or the FBI? Just drive the van G-Man!
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Fun & Funny
12 September 2005 | by (Orem, Utah) – See all my reviews

This movie is great fun! The actors are great, the points for both Mormons and non-Mormons are great (and not preachy, except maybe to some uppity Mormons, who are given a great picture of themselves), and the story is just hilarious.

I was glad to see some new actors in this one. Yeah, some of the same-old recycled typical Mo-actors were there, but there were some great new faces to enjoy, and not at all bad actors.

My only complaint: the filming was WAYYYyyy uneven. In the beginning and sprinkled throughout some of the scenes seem to have been shot on a hand-held standard (i.e. not movie-quality) video camera, and it shows.

Yeah, it's cheesy - but it's good clean fun. I gave it a 7 because it's definitely a good movie, family-safe, though not a great classic.

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