Freddy vs Ghostbusters (2004)
Freddy Krueger: Who ya gonna kill? Ghostbusters! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Freddy appears in Jared's dream]
Jared from Subway: No, please!
Freddy Krueger: It's ok! I had Subway for lunch!
[Freddy proceeds to butcher him]
[after the movie's ending credits finish, Freddy runs into Jason Voorhees]
Freddy Krueger: [pointing] You!
News Anchor: Good morning, I'm Ed Roony. The hot new story in Mile High City this morning is ghosts, but more appropriately, ghostbusting. A bizarre event in downtown Denver last night, three scientists emerged from a bar...
[the phone rings and Nancy's father answers]
Nancy's Father: Hello.
Freddy Krueger: I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.
[Freddy's tongue comes out of the speaker and licks Nancy's father]
Nancy's Father: I'm sorry. Who is this?
Freddy Krueger: Uh oh.
[Freddy's tongue retracts]
Freddy Krueger: Sorry. Is Nancy there, please?
Neil Anderson: [looking with disgust at the Ghostbusters uniform Ed has given him] Why do I get the messed- up uniform?
Ed Spengler: They're hand-me-downs.
Neil Anderson: So? Why do I get the hand-me-down that looks like a ghost wiped his ass with it?
Ed Spengler: It's ectoplasm.
Neil Anderson: [confused] Eck, Ecto...
Ed Spengler: Slime. And probably a little bit of marshmallow.
Neil Anderson: [very softly, to himself] Marshmallow?
Freddy Krueger: How sweet, fresh meat.
Chuck Branson: [putting a hand over his crotch] Uh, what's that supposed to mean?
Freddy Krueger: Mr. Anderson, welcome back.
Neil Anderson: [now wearing a set of sunglasses] My name... is Neil.
Neil Anderson: What kind of experiments are you here for anyway?
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick: Paranormal investigations. He thinks he's Fox Mulder or something.
Neil Anderson: Oh, for God's sake, Ed! You're not following in the footsteps of your crazy uncle with all that ghost busting nonsense!
Ed Spengler: Maybe I am...
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick: Well, I know one thing... those proton packs... they're hella cool.
Neil Anderson: Let's do this like Falco.
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick: Falco?
Neil Anderson: Rock me, Amadeus!
Ed Spengler: The readings I'm getting on this are off the charts. If the neuro-psychokinetic energy is constant, this demon of yours may be invincible.
Neil Anderson: No, no no no no. There's got to be a way to stop him.
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick: I GOT IT! Maybe we could shoot 'em in the face!
[He gets a bunch of blank looks]
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick: It'd kill me.
Chuck Branson: Dude, why can't you sleep like a normal person? You have nightmare every frickin' night.
Neil Anderson: It all seems so real.
Chuck Branson: Man, Neil, dude... you gotta stop waking me up like this. I need my beauty sleep! I'm about to kick you outta my apartment.
Neil Anderson: Ha! Your apartment! I'm the one who's been paying rent here ever since you lost your job!
Chuck Branson: Listen dude, don't turn this around on me, man. You're the one with the problem, dude. Not me! I don't have a problem!